Quest: Horatio
This seems like something everyone should know if they’re in the sciences and/or interested in reading scientific papers.
In my most recent DND game set in Eberron, my Warforged wizard had an interdimensional, mask-wearing alchemist experimenting on Warforget aberrations get way too close and up in his face.
Also, my wizard has a mechanical nose (the mustache winds up, the nose spins around and even flies away, but does not give him the sense of smell) and a monoclockle (a time keeping eyepiece), both of which add class and savoir-faire. My wizard put the monoclockle on while talking with the alchemist, to show his disdain for having his personal space violated, but the alchemist did not pick up the hint.
Your worth is measured by the volume x the quality of the tea or coffee you consume in order to prolong doing what you love. If doing what you love does no involve coffee nor tea, it’s likely that you are a worthless vestigial branch of the human evolutionary tree.
Anti-universal healthcare arguments, summarized
1. In this country where conservatives have spent years trying to wreck and privatize universal healthcare, it has problems sometimes, so obviously it never works.
2. You may have to wait in line. Would you rather not be able to pay for treatment or wait in line a bit? Would you rather suffer or die from untreated illness or wait? I think the answer is clear
3. It literally enslaves doctors. In countries with universal healthcare, doctors are forced to work. Tragically, their labor is being stolen by having everything be exactly the same except the government pays for it instead of insurance or people. Won’t you mourn their plight?
4. Europe? Australia? You might as well be talkin’ about NARNIA here
5. Entitled millennials expect everything, such as getting healthcare for free like people in dozens of other countries economically similar to the US. What’s next, a UNICORN???
6. Republicans get off on poor children dying. It excites them too much to ever fix it
important addition: I don’t want to pay taxes. I don’t care if it’s for something that literally everyone would use and benefit from, taxes in themselves are the problem.
So what I’m hearing is that we should play a Shadowrun campaign.
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