I am watching the movie Heat and I wanted to check if the actress is a young Angelina Jolie so I went to google and-

I need a man to boss me around and tell me what to do in the gym

NEW: Can we not? @lhn.bsky.social reports www.wired.com/story/cve-pr...

‘Stupid and Dangerous’: CISA Funding Chaos Threatens Essential Cybersecurity Program

The CVE Program is the primary way software vulnerabilities are tracked. Its long-term future rem...

https://www.wired.com/story/cve-program-cisa-funding-chaos/

the reason it took 4chan this long to get hacked despite being such a jank piece of shit is that it was sort of just an unwritten rule not to. it's sort of like the continental hotel from john wick, but for internet shitheads instead of assassins.

since yesterday, my right lat has been spasming for a few minutes every hour or so.

it's not painful at all, but it's sorta like my body poking me in the back, and is annoying.

I haven't even worked out my lats since last week. bodies are dumb.

This is excellent news and a good example of how speaking up can have a real impact.

Erin Reed

@erininthemorning.com

I have really good news to announce to everyone.

Because of our reporting and many readers contacting Planned Parenthood of Arizona, the organization will NOT over comply with Trump, and is restarting its trans adult care.

Good work everyone.

Nobody hates you more than a Christian who loves God.

Good description of what's happening rn in the U.S., tbh

Moby Dick

@mobydickatsea.bsky.social

He was intent on an audacious, immitigable, and supernatural revenge.

Some of us always meant it, but yeah, I was just commiserating with an old Reason colleague about what a disappointing eye-opener the Trump era has been. If we’re not all-hands for this, if we can’t see an authoritarian emergency this obvious, who are we even kidding?

Matt Ford

@mcford.bsky.social

The failure of libertarians to pick the right side in this has exposed their whole thought system. A principled libertarian attack on limiting government overreach would be welcome at this time. Put no such thing exists. Libertarian just means selfish.

Brian Krebs has confirmed with MITRE this is legit: infosec.exchange/@briankrebs/...

BrianKrebs (@briankrebs@infosec.exchange)

Attached: 1 image I boosted several posts about this already, but since people keep asking if I'...

https://infosec.exchange/@briankrebs/114343835430587973

MITRE supports a ton of federal cybersecurity work, with the CVE program probably being the most famous example. It's a globally used repository for vital information about vulnerabilities. cve.mitre.org

I've asked DHS what's going on with the MITRE contract.

Tib3rius

@tib3rius.bsky.social

BREAKING.

From a reliable source. MITRE support for the CVE program is due to expire tomorrow. The attached letter was sent out to CVE Board Members.

The mugger has taken my wallet, raising questions about his respect for property rights

I liked playing both characters, but if you clear a base as Naoe, then find a box only Yasuke can move, and switching characters prompts the seasons to change which prompts all the enemies to respawn, it SUCKS.

And a lot of the "cool new features" of Shadows, like playing multiple characters and having seasons change, actually detracted from the game, for me.

I like the newer Assassin's Creed Games in order of release: Origins, Odyssey, Valhalla, then Shadows.

By Valhalla, the format was getting overly repetitive, and by Shadows it was overly repetitive in a setting that felt like a museum exhibit (I know this is part of the point in these games)

if u study history and sociology or by God, you look at twitter, you can kinda start to see the entire population of America as a 300 year old neural network that’s simulating a dumb guy looking down the barrel of his gun while he cleans it.

Just rolled credits on Assassin's Creed Shadows and 20% of my experience was me thinking something looked sick as fuck and 80% was me being annoyed I had to switch characters to do some *activity*

Very inconvenient that when a fictional cat dies in a show it sort of ruins the show for me. Why am I like this. I don't care at all when fictional humans die.

the whole thing is simultaneously depressing and extremely relatable

what-the-everloving-fuck-NOW www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...

Military Mission for Sealing the Southern Border of the United States and Repelling Invasions

NATIONAL SECURITY PRESIDENTIAL MEMORANDUM/NSPM-4 MEMORANDUM FOR THE SECRETARY OF DEFENSE &nb...

https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2025/04/military-mission-for-sealing-the-southern-border-of-the-united-states-and-repelling-invasions/

Fuck Planned Parenthood

Evan

@threecolorable.bsky.social

Planned Parenthood AZ updated their webpage to specify that Friday's Medicaid directive IS the reason they've stopped providing gender-affirming care.

Breaking: U.S. Customs and Border Protection to now give visitors entering the United States the choice of being disappeared, acquiring an entirely preventable disease, or crashing in an airplane.

You're making a sandwich. Nice. You can eat two pieces of bread, or put other pieces of food between the slices for different stat boosts. Open the ITEMs menu to choose different meats and vegetables. Once you've mastered that, come talk to me about the CONDIMENTs system.

"That sounds like a lot of jargon. Can you explain it to me like I'm five?"

Forcing people to pay $130 for a passport in order to vote is just a Jim Crow poll tax by another name.

It is blatantly unconstitutional.

Hell it goes beyond this. Even some LGBTQ+ organizations are scared of speaking out.

It's bad right now.

Eric Lipton NYT

@ericlipton.nytimes.com

The fear among academics and lawyers now talking on the record on just about any topic that involves the federal government or the White House is really extraordinary and worrisome, and getting worse, it seems to me, every week. Dissent by an establishment figures becoming verboten in the US

A movie from the year you turned 18.

a man with a beard is driving a car with his arms outstretched .

Alt: Jeff Bridges in The Big Lebowski, grooving to some Creedence Clearwater Revival by banging o...

https://media.tenor.com/mYlCcA1LLrMAAAAC/biket.gif?hh=311&ww=498

Jarnathan of Vengerberg

@jsands84.bsky.social

A movie from the year you turned 18.

This is how US midterms won't happen, or if they do, voters are so repressed that the the GOP becomes further entrenched: www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...

House passes bill requiring proof of citizenship to vote in federal elections

Four Democrats joined Republicans in supporting the measure, which the Senate will need to pass b...

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/house-passes-bill-requiring-proof-citizenship-vote-federal-elections-rcna200586

I saw the title of this executive order yesterday and didn't click through because I thought it was a joke
www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...

Maintaining Acceptable Water Pressure in Showerheads

By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States ...

https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2025/04/maintaining-acceptable-water-pressure-in-showerheads/

Me to my dog when another dog barks at him on our walk

Carl Quintanilla

@carlquintanilla.bsky.social

Creepy as hell. 🤡

"After repeatedly dying to the game's first boss, Musk rage quit roughly 30 minutes into the stream"

All that money and still such a fucking loser in every conceivable way

*Bratan*

@mazov.bsky.social

Cyberbully the 1%

Elon Musk Rage Quits Gaming Livestream After Repeatedly Dying, Gets Mercilessly Mocked by Viewers

After turning himself into a laughing stock in the gaming world for blatantly cheating, SpaceX CE...

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/elon-musk-rage-quits-gaming-201310634.html

my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content

Tariffs xkcd.com/3073

I'm a big man, a huge man. And I fear riding the subway at night. The squeaking, squeaking of the wheels. The rattle, rattle of the tracks. The tapping, gently rapping, rapping at my train car door. “'Tis some visitor,” I mutter, “tapping at my train car door— Only this, and nothing more.”

It is pretty funny that their plan is so incoherent that they walked backwards into talking like maoists.

Tobita Chow

@tobitac.bsky.social

"markets are based on the stock value of companies who today embedded are embedded in modes of production that are bad for the United States"

Woke: Going to college and maybe being a doctor or accountant or scientist or something

America First: Homeschooled about how well slaves were treated as preparation for your career producing “No Fat Chicks” merch

Aaron Rupar

@atrupar.com

MacCALLUM: Will American workers make shirts and garments for the same--? Obviously the labor costs are so much cheaper overseas in those places

CHAVEZ-DeREMER: We're gonna onshore, repatriate some of these companies to invest in America directly so that we can build that workforce