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WELCOME TO INKY'S SNAIL EMPORIUM

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Snail Facts

• snails usually have a shell
• scientists call snails cornu aspersum, i dont know what that means
• you can eat snail lol gross

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Snail Haiku

a selection of poems composed by poem.exe:

snail… in the retail store dreaming

summer shower… o snail lost to sight

after a long nap the night turns long… a snail

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Joke of the Day

thanks to badjokebot for sending this one in:

Q: What do you call a cross between null and vodka?

A: voidka

wait that has nothing to do with snails sorry

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Last Updated: 4 Oct 2014