‘You thought I wouldn’t notice?’ – Customer Picked Up A New Pack Of Toilet Paper, But Then He Realized Something Devious About The Tube

“Not to body shame,” he begins, “but Cottonelle’s hole is huge now, and they’re pulling a fast one.”
“Not to body shame,” he begins, “but Cottonelle’s hole is huge now, and they’re pulling a fast one.”
Jeez, this lady sounds like a professional freeloader…
It looks like this is gonna be a solo trip!
It sounds like these two kiddos need to be kept away from each other.
Call me crazy, but I thought the actual parents usually picked out baby names…
Respect Maximilian Octavius Peregrine The First, Taker Of Naps!
That sounds like a horrible day.
Some rules can be pretty unreasonable, so smart sellers try to find a way around them.
Setting clear boundaries is NOT being unreasonable.
Warning: Body odor can destroy relationships.
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