Mrs. Conduct

In Adult cinema, women directors are my favorites, but certainly not Bunny Luv, who stealing the name "Celeste" directed this underachieving showcase for MILFs released by DIgital Playground.

Six talented actresses are wasted in dumb vignettes, humping both younger and same-age-range guys. Celeste the director emphasizes anal sex, but the segments are all pointless with some improvised dialogue and amounting to all-sex.

Jerry and Mick Blue team up for threesomes in two of the scenes, first as subs, introduced wearing white short shorts as they scrub the kitchen floor with tooth brushes for femdom Darryl Hanah -at first I thought they were decked out in diapers for kink's sake. The pair return to service the great Sienna West.

Oddest scene has Kayla Synz (who could have been well-cast as Gretchen Carlson in "Bombshell") as a neighbor who out of the blue asks young TJ Cummings to stick a glass dildo up her rear when he stops over, accidentally locked out of his house. He later gets to replace the toy with his dick.

Several of the scenes provide sex in the kitchen but it adds up to an utter waste of talent, just another harbinger of the slide to gonzo.