Eleven hours devoted to the phenomenon of holding Murder Mystery Weekends at hotels was finally wound up by a pair of 3-hour VOD releases from Bluebird Films in 2018, a decade late. This final "act" of the porn saga is a set of vignettes that almost solves the mystery of the many murders occurring at this British hotel.
It's basically a mess, with zero continuity and sex scenes featuring recurring characters with minimal violence thrown in for good measure. Female detectives Sherlockina Holmes and Inspector Clouseau are included and some improvised scenes are downright silly.
My favorite moments include the label's contract twins Kit and Kat Lee, in a foursome, plus a glamorous unknown named Valerie camps it up nicely. A true big-bust star Danielle Derek is an impressive eyeful.
Scariest aspect is that after 11 hours of nonsense, the ending is set up to promise a sequel! Fortunately for us, Bluebird is concentrating on exploiting its vast catalogue rather than producing new content so we may safely bid adieu to this nutsy series.
