I am descended from 5,000 generations of tool-using primates. Also, I went to college and stuff. I am a long-time contributor to MAKE magazine and makezine.com. My work has also appeared in ReadyMade, c't – Magazin für Computertechnik, and The Wall Street Journal. View more articles by Sean Michael Ragan Weird? Certainly. Slightly disturbing? Arguably. Wonderful? I think so, yes. I featured a