Scripts

The Brown Band shows possess a unique satirical humor that only could come from the twisted minds of our members. Although many hours of brainstorming go into each script, the true talent behind our show is our scriptwriters. Pay attention to the names that appear on the season’s page! So if you are ready, choose a season below.

Check out this year’s scripts!

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Script Archive

Please note: The Brown Band has been writing scripts for over 60 years. Over this time, cultural norms have changed significantly. We recognize that some of the humor in our scripts goes beyond “edgy” and is at times discriminatory or otherwise highly offensive. We’ve decided to leave the scripts unchanged — typos included — as a part of an honest historical record. Don’t let this scare you away, though. Check out our more recent scripts and consider becoming a scriptwriter yourself!

Scripts By Year

2020s: 2020-2021: Fall Spring; 2021-2022: Fall Spring; 2022-2023: Fall Spring; 2023-2024: Fall Spring; 2024-2025: Fall Spring
2010s: 2010-2011: Fall Spring; 2011-2012: Fall Spring; 2012-2013: Fall Spring; 2013-2014: Fall Spring; 2014-2015: Fall Spring; 2015-2016: Fall Spring; 2016-2017: Fall Spring; 2017-2018: Fall Spring; 2018-2019: Fall Spring; 2019-2020: Fall Spring
2000s: 2000-2001: Fall Spring; 2001-2002: Fall Spring; 2002-2003: Fall; 2003-2004: Fall Spring; 2004-2005: Fall Spring; 2005-2006: Fall Spring; 2006-2007: Fall Spring; 2007-2008: Fall Spring
1990s: 1993-1994: Fall Spring; 1995-1996: Spring; 1996-1997: Fall Spring; 1997-1998: Fall Spring; 1998-1999: Fall; 1999-2000: Fall
1980s: 1980-1981: Fall Spring; 1981-1982: Fall Spring; 1982-1983: Fall Spring; 1983-1984: Fall Spring; 1984-1985: Fall Spring; 1985-1986: Fall Spring; 1986-1987: Fall Spring; 1987-1988: Fall Spring
1970s: 1975-1976: Fall Spring; 1976-1977: Fall Spring; 1977-1978: Fall Spring; 1978-1979: Fall Spring; 1979-1980: Fall Spring
1960s: 1960-1961: Fall; 1961-1962: Fall; 1962-1963: Fall; 1963-1964: Fall; 1964-1965: Fall; 1965-1966: Fall; 1966-1967: Fall; 1967-1968: Fall; 1969-1970: Fall
1950s: 1955-1956: Fall; 1956-1957: Fall; 1957-1958: Fall; 1958-1959: Fall; 1959-1960: Fall

Do you have a script book or other record of a script that’s incomplete or unavailable on the website? Send it to the webmasters, and we’ll add it to the site and love you forever and ever :)

Scripts By Opponent/Occasion

Special Events: ADOCH(11 scripts); Stealth Show(11 scripts); Everything Else(7 scripts)
Ivies: Cornell(54 scripts); Columbia(40 scripts); Dartmouth(47 scripts); Harvard(59 scripts); Princeton(47 scripts); Penn(44 scripts); Yale(44 scripts)
Recent: Bryant(8 scripts); CCSU(1 script); Colgate(13 scripts); Georgetown(3 scripts); URI(41 scripts)
Others: Union(2024, 2 scripts); Clarkson(2022, 8 scripts); Long Island(2022, 1 script); Mount St. Mary’s(2022, 1 script); St. Lawrence(2022, 5 scripts); St. John’s(2021, 1 script); Quinnipiac(2020, 6 scripts); Holy Cross(2019, 16 scripts); UConn(2018, 1 script); Stetson(2016, 1 script); RPI(2014, 4 scripts); Stony Brook(2010, 1 script); Duquesne(2007, 1 script); Fordham(2005, 4 scripts); UAlbany(2004, 1 script); San Diego(2000, 1 script); Lafayette(1999, 3 scripts); Bucknell(1993, 2 scripts); Lehigh(1987, 1 script); UVM(1986, 1 script); Penn State(1983, 1 script); Providence College(1983, 2 scripts); William & Mary(1982, 1 script); Army(1981, 1 script)