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My favorite ice cream is Ben & Jerry's The Gobfather™ - The Flavor You Can't Refuse™ (Chocolate Ice Cream with Fudge Covered Almonds & a Nougat Swirl). Sadly, this flavor has been discontinued. (It was renamed to Choclate Almond Nougat in 2007 and then cancelled in 2009.) But there is a new flavor that is deadly: Boston Creme Pie. It has Yellow Cake Pieces, Fudge Flakes & Swirls of Pastry Cream, and it is unbelievably good!