Eros

Eros.com

    Back when we were being taught the Greek myths in high school, I must confess that I was rather focused on daydreaming about the teacher who taught the subject giving me a BJ in her office and gifting me her panties to take home! The lord forgive me but I used to be really horny and would gladly fuck a granite outcrop if it had a cozy hole that was the right size for my schlong!

    I am pretty rusty on the classics, but I am somewhat sure that Eros is the Greek god of love. It is where the word erotic comes from too, but I dunno if Cupid is the dwarf son of this Greek god or the idiot cousin! Anyway, my focus today is on reviewing an American escort site known as Eros.com, so welcome to this Eros.com review. And oh, the escorts on that site are fit for a god and their skill can make mere mortals insane in no time! 

Love Your Funky Escort!

    Escorts don’t get a lot of love and that is a crime! These babes are saints who are focused on helping out fellas whose cocks are bothering them. They take these penises and nicely milk them dry and get a lot of flak from that. Not fair!

    Now, Eros com has some of the sweetest and classiest escorts I have ever checked out. You could easily mistake these ladies for fashion models, top-level actresses, business tycoons, and the like, and they might well be all that and be doing escort work for kicks.

    As for what they charge, that is on the high side as to be expected. VIP Belle Beckwith for example is a leggy, sunny, and a rather attractive lady who is a UCLA grad. She went to a fancy art school in Italy and is a cosmopolitan who loves James Bond movies, reading, meditation, and fast cars. She currently lives in Los Angeles and is available both locally and internationally to anyone who can afford her services and desires a classy pussy as hers seated on their face! Her rate is $800 per hour.

    Need a lot of hot legs in your life? Well then TS Danica is here to serve it piping hot! She is a trans escort who calls Los Angeles home, has the most impeccable hygiene, and is both well educated and well mannered. This ebony trans escort charges $700 for an hour, $1,000 for 90 minutes, $1,400 for 2 hours, $3,000 for 3 hours and $2,500 for 4 hours. You can book her overnight if you wish, and that would be a rather swell way to die of rapturous orgasms! 

    Want some drama? Domina Quinn Livid seems like the perfect candidate for that! She’s a leggy babe with a right peach of an ass who has a degree in psychology, plus a more than passing acquaintance with theatre. This escort who lives in San Francisco charges $400 an hour and is a BDSM expert who wants to make your body sing! Book her today if you are tired of the year and want to get so happy you make an angel jealous!

    Now, most escorts on this very classy escort site do not list their rates. But that does not mean you can call them up and offer them a slice of apple pie to get into their snatch! Escorts here are quality and pricey and you would need at least $400-$500 in hand to spend time with them. That’s more than the national average, but that’s justified because the pussies on show here are sweeter than the national average!

The Sexy Side Of An Escort Profile

    Eros focuses on high-quality escorts in both the US and Canada. Italy and the UK are the other two countries listed on the homepage, but you won’t find any Italian escorts to drill, impale and smash silly!

    Need an escort? Getting ahold of them is rather easy on Eros. Options at the top of the homepage let you search for escorts, as well as trans escorts, BDSM experts, tantra sexperts, massage artists, fetish lovers, dancers, affairs, and live escorts. The last two options don’t work though and clicking on them will only trigger the creation of pop-up tabs that direct you off-site.

    If you are looking for an escort all you have to do is select the Escort option at the top of the page and then select the American or Canadian city/state you want the escort to be in. You can view these cities/states in map view or directory view, with the latter making the most sense. London escorts are available too, but there’s only a small number of them.

    Once you click on any state, a new page opens and it sure is loaded with options. These let you view all escorts, the ones that have been verified, the newest, and those that are super busty and college grads, plus VIP escorts, XXX stars, escorts available now, visiting or mature escorts, as well as those that have a video on their profile. These options as well let you filter escorts by ethnicity, services rendered, hair color, body type, specialty, specific location, and more.

    In any escort list, VIP escorts come first. Most escort ads are verified by Eros themselves, which is nice. Signs on each escort ad thumbnail lets you know if the escort is online, if she can fly to her clientele, and whether she has a video on her profile. 

    Escort ads once clicked and opened can be seen to contain multiple images, a bio, personal details, and social media handles. Images are viewable in slideshow format and when clicked on can fill your screen. Next and Previous buttons are provided too and these let you quickly move from escort ad to escort ad.

Loving Eros The Erotic Way!

    It would be rather easy to mistake Eros for an escort agency site owned by a duke with a pecker that nods to no one! Rather than aping the dated and colorless look of all the many escort sites I have reviewed, this one is extremely colorful, carefully thought out, and packed with features. There is a search bar, plus a Post Ad tab at the top of the page, though ads are not free.

    VIP escort ads take up most of the homepage space and the images on some of these change every couple of seconds and add an extra layer of sweetness and sophistication to everything in view. There are no ads or spam and to be frank, this is the kind of professionally and expertly crafted site that I don’t come across too often.

What I Think Of Eros

    Well, if you think that you deserve the best and have the money to treat yourself right, all I can do is point you in the direction of Eros.com and tell you to immerse yourself in the sweetest pussy juices on the planet! This escort site is a very classy and expensive proposition meant for those with taste and more money than most and it simply can’t be beat.