The Horny Grail
Thou hast stumbled upon the Horny Grail, you poor fool! Prepare for eternal arousal and endless erections that would make Excalibur jealous. Thou shalt prance through the ages with thy maypole ever erect, vexing all with thy unquenchable ardor. Cold baths shall become thy futile refuge. Beware! Even the lustiest of companions may soon cry, "Enough, thou insatiable beast!" For in eternity, even the mightiest of erections becomes a burden. May thy undergarments be forgiving, for thou art now slave to the whims of the Horny Grail!
