September 8, 2007
A SEAT WITH A VIEW: DIESEL
Diesel brought out the big guns: Ashton "Punk'd" Kutcher, Demi "Cher" Moore, Natasha "I love you, I love you, I love you" Bedingfield and Carine "60% hair, 40% face" Roitfeld.
OVERHEARD AT Y-3
Skinny girl: "Did you know that Hilary Alexander got stuck in immigration for over an hour because her fingerprints didn't match?"Even skinnier girl: "Ohmigod, really? What happened?"Skinny girl: "They finally...
From Comme to Balenciaga
Inside the parking garage / show space, celebs Mena Suvari, LL Cool J, Samuel L Jackson, and the, uh, Misshapes, stewed in the humidity while fake thunder rattled over our...
BACKSTAGE BEAUTY
What will the most kissable lips be wearing this fall?Lancôme Color Fever Lipstick in P.S. Kiss, a rich burgundy shade created by Lancôme artistic director Gucci Westman and designerPeter Som.The...
BOYZ IN THE HOOD
Last night at Baby Phat I was captivated by so many things - the frivolous use of expensive diamonds with trashtastic terrycloth, the Gastineau girls' breasts and Nick Cannon's Hawaiian...
ONE- PIECES ARE THE NEW BIKINI
Proof at Lacoste this morning:
Watch Out for 'The Orphanage'
I was at a dinner last night with Bob Berney, head of Picturehouse, and his BW Jeanne Berney, who heads the press office at the Film Society of Lincoln Center,...
Jesse James and his Entourage
The biggest critic divider of the Toronto Film Festival may be Dominik Moll's "The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford,'' which, at 160 minutes, is even longer...
ART-RAGEOUS
The shelf life of cool in New York is short - we're talking Tom Cruise short. If you're lucky enough to actually be cool and then get to do something...
WHAT'S UP
TODAYALL IN THE FAMILY: See a music dynasty in action when the popular kids' rock band AudraRox teams with Toxic Muffin, a band made up of kids, half of them...
TYKE STYLE GROWS UP
LISTEN up, mothers - if you can tear yourself away from the catwalk for just a minute or two, we need to have a word. Little Iphigenia's Buster Browns are...
HOT SPA CYGALLE IS PICKUP PARADISE
David Blaine's been working his magic on the beautiful ladies at the tents this week. When he stopped by Cygalle Spa at the IMG Daily Suite in the Bryant Park...
SHE'S PHAT & HAPPY, BABY
Kimora Lee Simmons, self-proclaimed "first lady of hip-hop," promised show-goers a first-class trip to St. Tropez - the invite was a passport issued by the United States of Baby Phat...
YOU'RE A GOOD MUSE, CHARLIE BROWN
IT'S fashion week, Charlie Brown - and the designers are in. Last night, twelve designers and celebrities joined forces in a MetLife-sponsored Snoopy benefit fashion show. Top talents Isaac Mizrahi,...
KATHIE LEE SHOCKER: 'THE VIEW' WANTED ME
KATHIE Lee Gifford says she turned down an offer last spring to be a co-host on "The View." "I graciously said no thanks," she tells ew.com. "It's a world I...
MY TWO DADS
MEET the world's biggest idiot. He is extremely devoted to this 13-year-old girl who is his daughter in every way but biologically and, as it turns out, legally. And that's...
TEMPERLEY LONDON SHOW
What happened to the sweet Alice Temperley who did floaty floral dresses? Today's has an edge that is S&M sharp, which isn't necessarily a bad thing. Her research of the...
CATHERINE MALANDRINO SHOW
Catherine Malandrino is having a highly decorative spring. Every little last piece of her collection was decorated with pleating, beading, oversized florets - you name the trim, it was there....
RUFFIAN SHOW
Starting one hour late, in sweltering heat, in a venue with no air conditioning - even Marc Jacobs has learned that this kind of diva-ish disorganization just isn't cool. And...
THAKOON SHOW
Thakoon's spring '08 show at the Eyebeam Gallery began on an uneven foot, as models were seen dashing down the street at the show's start time, long blond hair flailing...
COP SHOT IN SUBWAY GUNFIGHT
A female transit cop was shot as she wrestled with a thug who put her in a headlock and pointed a gun at her yesterday on a Bronx subway platform,...
BAD APPLE $LICED US: IPHONERS
When Apple knocked $200 off the holiest of holy cellphones Wednesday, the company made patrons iSore. And even a following-day offer in the form of $100 store credit couldn't stop...
'ROID 'RING'MASTER
Queens cops KO'd a College Point-based steroid ring that included a top woman boxer and her husband, who was featured several years ago in a documentary about nightclub bouncers, authorities...
B'KLYN NILE BITE
The West Nile Virus struck a Brooklyn woman, health officials announced yesterday - the first victim of the year. The woman, 41, came down with fever and muscle pains, according...
STATE RAISES STATIC OVER CON ED PRICE-HIKE PLAN
State utility regulators want to short-circuit Con Ed's push for a big price boost by giving the company half of what it demands. In papers filed yesterday, Public Service Commission...
DOPP-HEAVY DAY AS DA GRILLS SPITZER'S FLACK
ALBANY - Gov. Spitzer's communications director, Darren Dopp, was interviewed behind closed doors about the dirty tricks scandal for three hours yesterday by investigators for Albany County District Attorney David...
MISSING-GUN NYPD SHOCK
A pair of guns disappeared from a beleaguered Brooklyn station house that has been under intense scrutiny by the FBI and the NYPD's Internal Affairs Bureau over a detective's relationship...
S&M JAIL SLAM
An S&M master who tortured women, then posted their photos online was sentenced yesterday to nine years in prison. Glenn Marcus, 53, was convicted in March in Brooklyn federal court...
$115,000 SUBWAY GOLD HEIST
A Diamond District jeweler was robbed of $115,000 in gold at a Midtown subway station, according to police. Three men described as being in their 20s sprayed Mace into the...
9/11 TV SWITCH
Following a deluge of angry e-mails and calls, WABC/Ch. 7 caved in to the demands of outraged kin yesterday and will cover Sept. 11 memorial services from beginning to end....
BARKEEP SLAPPED ON THE 'HAND'
Barkeep James Dorrian got a no-jail break and a scolding at his sentencing yesterday for literally throwing a complaining customer out of his family's flagship Upper East Side bar. "You'd...
'50-SHOT' COPS WILL STAND TRIAL
The cops charged with firing a 50-bullet fusillade that killed Sean Bell on his wedding day wanted their cases dismissed yesterday, but had their hopes dashed when a judge instead...
CRAZED OSAMA: JOIN DARK SIDE
Osama bin Laden surfaced for the first time in three years in a bizarre 30-minute video rant, lecturing Americans about mortgages and global warming - and telling them to convert...
'MADDIE' MOM AND DAD EYED
In a shocking twist, the parents of Madeleine McCann - a 3-year-old British girl who vanished last spring during a vacation in Portu gal - have been identified as sus...
TERROR LORD'S LEFTY 'CHUM' CHOMSKY
Osama bin Laden took time in his videotape rant to play literary critic - plugging the writing of leftist MIT professor Noam Chomsky. Chomsky is "one of the most capable...
HSU FOILED BY HIS AILING LEG OF LAM
Fugitive fund-raiser Norman Hsu - a huge donor to Hillary Rodham Clinton and other Democrats - was reportedly "delirious" and saying he couldn't feel his legs before he was removed...
BLUE DEVIL GETS 24 HRS. IN HELL
With the sound of jeers ringing in his ears, disgraced Duke lacrosse prosecutor Mike Nifong was locked in jail yesterday on contempt-of-court charges for botching the case - as three...
HEL-LO AGAIN, DADDY
Ending their three-year estrangement, Lindsay Lohan and her dad, Michael Lohan, reunite at a high-end rehab ranch in the mountains of Utah. "It's wonderful," Michael told The Post by phone...
FOOTBALL $PIKE
Football fans excited for the start of another NFL season better be prepared to get sacked in their wallets if they hope to catch the action in person. The average...
'IT'S TOO LITTLE, TOO LATE, FOXY'
Makeup-free, unmanicured and handcuffed, Foxy groveled. She promised that this time she'll change. She even announced herself "humbled." But nothing Foxy Brown said at a Manhattan probation-violation hearing yesterday could...
NYPD DAILY BLOTTER
MANHATTAN A Lower East Side man was mugged by a knife-wielding tough early yesterday, police sources said. The 24-year-old victim was unlocking the second door in the vestibule of his...
COPS' SEARCH WAS BLINDED BY THE WHITE
WHAT took so long? From the moment adorable Madeleine McCann went missing - supposedly snatched from the room in which her parents left the child so they might dine in...
LOTTERY RESULTS
NEW YORK Midday Nos. Fri.: 094; Lucky Sum: 13 / Midday Win-4 Fri.: 0324; Lucky Sum: 9 / Evening Nos. Fri.: 507; Lucky Sum: 12 / Evening Win-4 Fri.: 3405;...
'MOVEON' OSAMA
If Osama bin Laden ever gets tired of waging global jihad, perhaps he should interview for a job with MoveOn.org. He'd get one, judging from his latest videotape to the...
THE CLUELESS INSPECTOR
Gov. Spitzer's hand-picked inspector general, Kristine Hamann, finally ap peared Thursday before a state Sen ate committee looking into the Dirty Tricks scandal - and shed precious little light on...
GOP SNARLING AT LARRY'S PAL
WHILE Senate Republicans reflected out rage that Sen. Larry Craig was retreat ing from his earlier statement that he would resign from the Senate, their privately expressed anger was directed...
A COUNCIL AS BATTY AS EVER
Many boys have aspirations of playing for a Major League Baseball team ("Metal-Bat Fans Strike Out," Editorial, Aug. 31). In Little League, Babe Ruth League and in high-school and college...
FROM ROSIE TO WHOOPI: A STILL-SHRINKING VIEW
It looks like the nuts just keep flocking to ("The View" "Whoop- De-Do," Sept. 5). Whoopi Goldberg defended Michael Vick, saying that dogfighting is not that unusual in the South....
FRANTIC BUILDERS SLASH HOME PRICES
The fire sale of the century is now under way in the real estate sector, with the prices of thousands of unsold new homes being slashed as much as $100,000...
JOBS DISAPPEAR
Sharply shrinking payrolls - with a surprise 12,000 jobs slashed at ailing home lender Countrywide - are raising new fears about Wall Street's dangerous roller-coaster ride. Stocks tumbled from the...
BLACKSTONE IN BEATDOWN
Investors in The Blackstone Group were taught another painful lesson yesterday after shares of the Wall Street bellwether, run by billionaire dealmaker Stephen Schwarzman, dropped to a new low amid...
RICE STUFF
PISCATAWAY, N.J. - On a night when Heisman candidate Ray Rice became Rutgers' all-time leading rusher, the Scarlet Knights showed why they're not a one-man show. Efficient quarterbacking, ball-hawking defense...
SUMMER OF '77
Remember the sizzling, scintillating summer of 1977 when Billy Martin's Yankees stormed past the Red Sox and went on to capture their first World Championship in 15 years by beating...
SPORTS SHORTS
GOLF: Tiger lurking at BMW In Lemont, Ill., Aaron Baddeley returned from a three-hour rain delay, and finished strong for a 6-under 65, giving him a share of the lead...
TRUEX'S CHASING PAYS OFF
"Gentlemen, start your engines." If Martin Truex Jr. can get past that portion of tonight's Chevy Rock & Roll 400 in Richmond, Va., he will qualify for the Chase for...
HONDO'S GABBING
Hondo suffered a Hillacious loss last night with the Cubs, whose failure to buck up against the Pi rates reduced the earnings 330 schwalls. Tonight, it's back to Gabbard, who...
PIGSKIN PROFIT
MIAMI at OKLAHOMALine: Oklahoma by 10 1/2. Angle: Two of the most storied, and at times notorious, programs in college football history face off. Barry Switzer's Sooners were a compliance...
IRISH QB IN FOR FIGHT AT PENN ST.
STATE COLLEGE, Pa. - One of college football's last living legends, Joe Paterno, was expected to make an appearance at last night's pep rally for Penn State's game today against...
KEY CUP PREP RACES AT BELMONT
The end of the Saratoga meet doesn't mean the end of good racing in New York. With the Oct. 27 Breeders' Cup at Monmouth Park seven weeks away, Belmont Park's...
STRAHAN: I'M READY TO PLAY
He knows getting hit and knocked down and double-teamed and smacked around is completely different than what he has put his body through the past six weeks, but Michael Strahan...
STRAHAN ONE OF FIVE CAPTAINS
The first official decision for Tom Coughlin's hand-picked Giants Leadership Council came yesterday, when the 10-player group decided to elect permanent team captains. In the past, Coughlin named different captains...
QB BRADY HAS JETS' NUMBER
Jets owner Woody Johnson might not approve of this, but when the new football stadium at the Meadowlands is completed and it's time to name the place, they might as...
EVERY MET COUNTS
One of the biggest threats from the Astros came and went, thanks to a diving catch from Lastings Milledge and a huge strikeout from Jorge Sosa. Two examples of Mets...
SLUMPING REYES INSPIRED BY TRIPLE
One hit does not signal the conclusion of a slump, but the Mets certainly welcomed the sight of Jose Reyes streaking around the bases leading off the sixth inning last...
DELGADO HIP 'NOT TOO BAD'
Carlos Delgado said he isn't sure how fast he can return from his strained right hip flexor. "I don't know the when," the Mets first baseman said yesterday. Delgado, who...
RUSSIAN ROULETTE
What is more threatening to Russian Nikolay Davydenko - next month's gambling interrogation with ATP investigators or today's U.S. Open semifinal opponent, Roger Federer? Fourth-seeded Davydenko potentially could talk his...
VENUS FEELS THE HEAT
It's always something with the Williams sisters. They never just lose. There's always a melodrama attached. Sick, dizzy, dehydrated with slight fever and possibly headed to the Mayo Clinic for...
JUSTINE JUST WINS
Justine Henin has battled respiratory problems throughout the year, yet she still managed to beat both Williams sisters and will have a chance to win another U.S. Open title tonight....
YANKS GET THE JOBA DONE
KANSAS CITY, Mo. - The eyes that produced a river of tears earlier were dry and clear. The voice that had to be choked, strong. A once-in-a-lifetime experience of watching...
FIELD OF DREAMS FOR CHAMBERLAINS
KANSAS CITY, Mo. - Last night, Kauffman Stadium became the field of the Chamberlains' dreams, the place where a very proud father came to watch a very proud son do...
CLEMENS' STATUS STILL UNCERTAIN
KANSAS CITY, Mo. - The cloud of uncertainty that Roger Clemens vanished into Wednesday is still hovering above the Yankees universe. Working with an inflamed right elbow Monday against the...
WEIRD BUT TRUE
Airport officials in Boston grilled the Massachusetts state treasurer after they found his daughter had smuggled in three peaches from Italy. Tim Cahill said he and his family were treated...
Celebrity Watch: Celebrity Ex-Wives
Ivana Trump and Padma Lakshmi front row at the Vera Wang Spring-Summer 2008 fashion show. What is Ivana doing on the right there?
Celeb Watch: The Simpsons and Steven Tyler
Bodacious Jessica Simpson looking top-notch super-star form along with rocker Steven Tyler and Simpson little sister Ashlee at the grand opening of the Just Cavalli flagship boutique.
I want you now: Sabyasachi pants
Boy am I glad Raakhee wouldn't stop talking about Sabyasachi. I tagged along with her to the show tonight and it's like a whole new world opened up to me...
Sorry bitches, Snoopy got hitched
We almost died of cuteness at tonight's MetLife Snoopy fashion show, where designers and celebs created one-of-a-kind dresses that will be auctioned off to benefit Dress for Success, a really...
Best Finale: Buckler
The Buckler show featured the best finale we've seen so far this week. Cute boys in their skivvies. Yum yum.
Best Swag So Far
"Sexy Bastard" knee-socks at Buckler -- anti-bacterial anti-stink socks emblazoned with "Sexy" on the right foot and "Bastard" on the left.
Celeb Watch: Elizabeth Hasselback and Richie Rich
An outspoken conservative meets a pixie-voiced openly gay former clubkid. Two worlds collide at the Snoopy MetLife show.
Gripe: What's up with that?
Tents, clothing lines, sweltering heat, humidity, overcrowded conditions with no air conditioning, no water, and with only the ground to sit on -- Bryant Park this afternoon was not unlike...
Celeb Watch: Mary J. Blige
So gorgeous front row at J. Mendel.