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  • Ni te cases ni te embarques (1982)
  • 82 min | Comedy
Ni te cases ni te embarques (1982)
82 min | Comedy

Chema, Fernando and Millán are three brilliant young unemployed professionals. Apart from collecting unemployment benefits, they carry out activities of a picaresque nature that border on crime. Chema asks for money in the metro, ...See moreChema, Fernando and Millán are three brilliant young unemployed professionals. Apart from collecting unemployment benefits, they carry out activities of a picaresque nature that border on crime. Chema asks for money in the metro, pretending to be disabled; Fernando sells "chocolate" in El Rastro, and Millán works as a mourner at funerals and wakes. But since these trades are not very lucrative, they decide to create a marriage agency. Despite the fact that they lack the most elementary technical resources, they begin to receive clients, matching them up with each other. A series of chain nonsense turn the ambitious business project into real chaos. See less
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Luis Castro (screenplay) | Alberto S. Insúa (screenplay) (as Alberto Insúa) | Luis Murillo (screenplay) | Javier Aguirre (screenplay)
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37 cast members
Name Known for
Josema Yuste
Chema (as Martes y Trece) Chema (as Martes y Trece)   See fewer
Millán Salcedo
Millán (as Martes y Trece) Millán (as Martes y Trece)   See fewer
Fernando Conde
Fernando (as Martes y Trece) Fernando (as Martes y Trece)   See fewer
Amparo Soler Leal
Marquesa Marquesa   See fewer
Agustín González
Venancio Venancio   See fewer
Fina Torres
Igoria Igoria   See fewer
Alejandro de Enciso
Sansón (as Alejandro Enciso) Sansón (as Alejandro Enciso)   See fewer
Alfonso Nadal
Rodolfo Rodolfo   See fewer
Mauro Rivera
Fermín (as Mauro Ribera) Fermín (as Mauro Ribera)   See fewer
Luis Barbero
Padre Vázquez Padre Vázquez   See fewer
Beatriz Carvajal
Virginia Virginia   See fewer
Lola Bayo
Novia Novia   See fewer
Santiago Rivero
Señor 1º Señor 1º   See fewer
Alberto Solá
Señor 2º Señor 2º   See fewer
Alfonso Castizo
Policía Policía   See fewer
Mari Carmen Alvarado
Señora 2ª Señora 2ª   See fewer
Herta Schilman
Señora 3ª (as Herta Schilhan) Señora 3ª (as Herta Schilhan)   See fewer
Raquel Daina
Señora 4ª Señora 4ª   See fewer
Irene Daina
Monja 1ª Monja 1ª   See fewer
Ángela Doré
Monja 2ª Monja 2ª   See fewer
Fabián Conde
Pobre 1º Pobre 1º   See fewer
Paco Catalá
Pobre 2º Pobre 2º   See fewer
Fernando Salas
Pobre 3º Pobre 3º   See fewer
Fernando Roa
Cura 2º Cura 2º   See fewer
José María García
Señor 4º Señor 4º   See fewer
Manuel Díaz Velasco
Señor 5º Señor 5º   See fewer
José Luis Barceló
Señor 6º Señor 6º   See fewer
Sandra Dos Santos
Fulana 1ª Fulana 1ª   See fewer
Isabel Gussi
Fulana 2ª Fulana 2ª   See fewer
Yolanda González
Fulana 3ª Fulana 3ª   See fewer
Hilda Fouch
Fulana 4ª Fulana 4ª   See fewer
Sara Matute
Fulana 5ª Fulana 5ª   See fewer
Berenguela Parres
Monja 3ª (as Berenguela Padres) Monja 3ª (as Berenguela Padres)   See fewer
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