It’s time we part ways, not as teammates, but as someone finally escaping your verbal onslaught. Your yapanese chatter is relentless—an uninterrupted torrent of noise drowning out callouts, strategy, and my will to live. You don’t just talk; you overclock reality with your words, turning every match into a chaotic podcast nobody subscribed to.

And oh, the annoyance. You’ve crafted a personality that could make even Gandhi uninstall the game. Every round starts with an endless TED Talk about “strategy” (your definition being “run and gun, but make it loud”), continues with you micromanaging every single move like I’m a chess piece in your insane 5D chess game, and ends with you blaming everyone but yourself for why we lost. It’s like playing with a radio stuck on a station broadcasting pure chaos, static, and bad takes.

I’m done. May your yap find an audience that tolerates it. Goodbye, Purple. May your next lobby mute you faster than I did

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hes good

+rep everyone should have a teammate like DedgyBlazer

loves to cuddle

+rep friendly, nice and good teammate