Fngml

Fngml.com

    My fngml.com review seeks to unravel some wanking mysteries out there. For starters, what kind of name is “fngml”, is it some passcode to a porn stash hidden somewhere in the Amazon jungle. Well, I don’t know either, what I do know is, it’s the name of an Arabian adult site that’s found itself on my review table today.

    It’s a whole lot more than we expect from the part of the world that is better known for it’s spices than it’s spicy videos. Stick around for this review and if we get lucky, we might just find some awesome exotic porn videos to get down and dirty with, if you know what I mean. Grab your schlong and let’s figure out if this is a gem, or an oasis of disappointment in the desert of the internet.

Sizzling Content in the Sand

    Fngml.com opens up by shoving a pussy in my face at entry. No warning, no foreplay just a giant pixelated pussy right on my screen before I could even notice the site header like an Only Fans model trying to desperately pay rent. Black and red is the theme color and with the name of the site in Arabic, gents, we might have landed in something deeper than a porn site. Perhaps a well lubricated coochie? Is it a secret brothel? Or It could be the wifi password to the devil’s personal porn stash.

    At first, she’s all sparkle and shine, beckoning you in with her dark themed home page and seductive thumbnails. But do not let that fool you for she’s got her quirks. Something about the red Arabic letters screams ‘forbidden pleasure’ and ‘poor life choices’.
The pop ups are here to teach me a lesson. Close one, three more bust open like uninvited party guests. By the time I’m done with this site, I must have donated to end ‘world hunger’ and ‘feed refugees in Gaza’. The video thumbnails are large and grainy. So blurry, I feel like I’m watching through a security camera from the 90’s. There’s too much going on that curiosity is soon replaced with confusion on which video to pick.

Is it Click-bait or Click-worthy?

    Right beside the site’s name to the left is the ‘list’ featuring all the categories the site offers. The categories are few, more or less than 10, but it gets to show you the interesting contents in the site. Angie Khoury which is one of the famous categories is a hot model with huge ass and tits, everything a chronic wanker loves to see.

    Clicking on her category takes you to a page that features her videos from years ago till date. She is literally the star of the site. Other categories like Arabian sex, Moroccan sex, veiled sex, Egyptian sex are listed too, hmm, I’ve got my eye on veiled sex, that some kinky shit. Clicking on anything on this site is click bait. One click and you’re redirected to a different page entirely, where you get stuck struggling through Ads looking for help just to see the content you signed up for.

    It is the ultimate cock tease. I came here for smut and not a digital ‘supposed to be fun’ ride. You’d get hit with all sorts of banners vying for your attention. At this rate, my hand’s fighting off spam more than anything else. I just hope I’ll not have donated 100 dollars to save dying kids in Africa when in fact the money would end up buying overpriced alcohol at a strip club by the time I finally get some action.

Not All Who Wander are Lost

    After you’ve gotten lost in the sea of pop-ups and redirects, you would finally find the treasure you’re determined to find. Why give up now? After all the conquered Ads you went through to be here? Checking out the content definitely has to be worth it. But, while they claim it’s all HD, half of the videos on this site look like it was filmed with a toaster. What a freaking let down.

    Watching videos on this site is like flipping a coin. Heads – you get something that looks halfway decent. Tails – you get a blurry mess that looks like it was filmed with a potato. Either way, you’re still getting screwed. Just not in the way you were hoping. It’s basically a gamble with your eyesight. Buffering was rusty but the audio and playback we’re just fine. What a relief! I don’t need lag and glitches while trying to wank to a video, At least they got that part right.

    We’re talking videos that’ll make you question your life choices and some really questionable story lines. Damn! When did it get that raunchy? This site has a large database of porn videos, all more than 40minutes long. There’s a download button where you can download the movies on a not so secure website.

    The download button is really straightforward and doesn’t cause you any delay as long as you survive the sea of ads. Who needs a cloud backup when my phone storage is packed with HD booty cheeks getting clapped? If I ever lose my phone, whoever finds it will need therapy after.

What The Porn Guy thinks about Fngml

    This site stands as a representation of indulgence and irritation. It promises a good time but its also busting your balls. Fngml.com is comparable with a one night stand. You’d probably leave satisfied but you’ll also feel a little dirty – blame it on the ads and the grainy videos. It’s a free site so I can’t knock them too hard. I would recommend this site but bring an ad blocker, a sense of humor and an open mind.