Sis001

Sis001.com

    Lots of forums out there never made a lick of sense and are in a half-dead phase and only being propped up by the less-than-loving attention of a few dozen fans. That's sad, but then my not getting your cousin’s worn panties mailed to me as soon as she takes them off is quite sad!

    Anyway, I am gonna leave cousin snatch alone today and that’s because some snatches are better left unprobed and because I have better things to do, like review a Chinese forum with the migraine-inducing name of Sis001. Here is my Sis001.com review. Read and learn, lads, or I will get my favorite dom to sit on y’all faces and whip your cocks to obsolescence!

It’s A Forum and A Shit Show!

    There could well be like 10 pretty forums on all of this planet. The rest are crowded to the last inch with stuff and look about as pretty and welcoming as the ass end of a dementia-addled coke addict! And if you are asking, Sis001.com looks like ass and not the kind of ass you wanna eat with a spoon and ask for seconds!

    This forum has a white background, with green and light green accents at the top and a few other places. It looks quite crowded and almost everything is in Chinese. No language menu can be seen too and that sucks ass like y’all bitches suck lollipop dick! And oh, Sis001 is an insecure site and that means y’all should exercise a lot of caution when downloading whatever you want to download here.

    So, over on the top left of the Sis001 homepage is the site logo and it is a green little fucker that looks like it belongs in a pharmaceutical firm. The main tabs and user options are mostly on the right and below that is a good selection of popular tags. These range from Domestic, Stockings, Mature Woman, Beautiful Tits and Humiliation to Uncensored, Breastfeeding and Ladyboy. The aforesaid main tabs let you register, login, advertise, check out traditional Chinese XXX, and that kind of stuff.

    Registration is free here and there’s a VIP membership plan. It does seem like VIP fuckers here have access to content that’s denied other members and that’s annoying but not very surprising. Hell, there seems to be some threads you can’t visit if you aren’t signed up to this site. But then there isn’t much point to that if you don’t speak the language and aren’t too fond of Chinese slit, is there?

A Forum That’s Fit For A Sisterly Fuck!

    Sis001 does not believe in multiple language support. And that means translating software is the only thing that will help you make sense of what’s on this forum. Or you can go learn the language and maybe use that to finagle a job at the local Chinese massage parlor in your hometown. Do that and I will come for a massage and happy ending and you better tug on my woody sweetly enough for a cum explosion, or I will have your ass for breakfast and your brains for dessert!

    Anyway, the varied forum sections on the homepage are helpfully titled in English. Whoever did that has a limited amount of my thanks.

    Sis001, like any self-respecting adult forum is big enough to put a dent in the masturbatory appetite of mankind. All genres are covered and if you want wallpaper-worthy fap pictures, anime, art, censored and uncensored porn, and even erotic novels, you sure can get it. About the only thing out of grasp is leaks of Poseidon getting it on with Zeus and engaging in ass-expanding action of a planet-ending scope!

    And by the way, there’s an English and other non-Chinese language section here full of topics like How Many Women Did You Ever Fuck, How Many Languages Do You Speak, Who’s Your Favorite Short-Haired Pornstar, What Kind of Porn Do You Like and Do You Like Deepthroat? There’s even a post there asking folks to come fess up as to how many times weekly they bang. One said he does it once daily and I sure love his stamina, while another confessed to his having sex only when his pocket could afford it. The poor fucker is either unmarried and a good customer of the neighborhood thots and hookers, or he pays his wife to spread her legs and his daughter to spread them wider still!

    Now, I was not able to access all parts of Sis001.com and that’s mostly because I was not a VIP member, a gold member, or any kind of member. It does not make much sense for a non-Chinese speaker like me to register on such a forum when there are tens of thousands of similar forums that deliver much of the same experience. Like why subject would I subject myself to unnecessary stress when I am strictly on this planet to live the baby boy life?

    From my observations, Sis001 does not actually host any videos of the porn or non-porn kind. If pictures are what you are after, you can easily download them by right-clicking, but videos are another matter entirely. And who in their right mind would even think about downloading content from a site that is not as secure as the vast majority of its competitors?

What ThePornGuynThinks Of Sis001

    As far as shitty porn site names go, Sis001 is one of the weirdest and whichever sister-fucker thought it up should be locked up in the same den as a randy Minotaur! I can already hear the screams!

    So, what we have here is an insecure but active and content-jacked forum, with just about everything in place being tailored towards the needs and wants of Chinese speakers. Given the facts on the ground, I really cannot find a single solid reason to recommend this adult forum and would rather dive into a shark enclosure while wearing a suit of bloody red meat than recommend this forum as fit for anything other than the high seat in an offal bucket!