TheHun

TheHun.net

    Attila the Hun I know, but TheHun.net is a rather unknown quantity. Unknown quantities and variables are not that okay, especially when we are talking about the fella who’s piping your serious chick and you got to wonder what he puts in her to make her incontinent for weeks after! It better not be the national debt wrapped around the biggest baseball bat in the galaxy, or you will fish him out and turn his asshole into a Walmart parking lot, right?

    Now, we have a site to review today and it goes by the name of TheHun.net. This place is about porn pictures in the main, of the sort you will find in centerfolds of old, which used to be the main fapping materials a guy could get his hands on.

    Here’s the TheHun.net review y'all always wanted! Read it and weep harder than the local sluts slurp all over your knee-knocking motherfucking schlongs!

This Hun Likes His Boobies Cherry-Topped!

    The Hun is all about porn pics of the mostly amateur variety. There are hardcore porn videos too and you can access this by scrolling a bit down the homepage.

    Now, the site design, color, and layout in play here are atrocious. I am a charitable enough person, so let me choose to believe that whoever put this free porn pictures site together and the fellas that keep it running are both color-blind and cursed with less brain power than it takes to make a firefly's abdomen glow! They better not be normal and too lazy to care that their site looks like an uncircumcised alien woody and that’s on Mary had a little lamb and once she turned 18, I got her a lamb-sized dildo she soon got to work training here twat on!

    As I was saying, this place sucks. There’s not much rhyme or reason to help you understand why it is how it is. The top of the homepage irks me most. There’s a blog link there, plus a logo that looks big enough to challenge King Kong to Mortal Kombat, and a header that’s thick/big enough to host a drag race between a Pagani Huayra and an honest-to-goodness tortoise with a gallon of rocket fuel where its ass used to be! Yeah, the page design is of the very amateurish kind and it is like the folks over at TheHun.net have never been to top porn pic sites like Babepedia that got their shit all together.

    Site features here are unsurprisingly basic. Atop the homepage are links that take you to The Hun’s Facebook and X -formerly Twitter- pages. A basic search option is provided, as are Our Blog, Overflow, TubeF, Thumbs Up, Archive, and Popular tabs. The latter has a pull-down menu that takes you to all sorts of popular stuff, from masturbation techniques and jokes to XXX pictures and movies. And then there’s the archive, with the content there going back to early 2002. That makes this place an OG with great and mighty balls.

    Anyway, the Tube tab fills up the screen with hardcore videos, the Overflow tab hosts content from sites that are all too frequently insecure and the Thumbs Up thing is a direct ad link. The Blog tab though hosts some sweet stuff, with titles like Lemoncams Is Your Search Engine For Free Live Porn Online, Rabbit Reviews Give You Access To All The Best Porn Sites, Bigger Breasts Is Bigger Tips and A Complete Guard To Virtual Reality Porn.

    The stuff in them blogs are well written, but not a few sound like paid gigs to praise this and that site to the skies. And while that is understandable, it gets you questioning the objectivity of the fella doing the review. Like if he’s paid to write good things about this and that site, how in hell should you trust what he says about sites that don’t pay him to write about them? 

    Blog updates are also not that frequent, varying from once to twice a month.

The Hun Is A Harsh Cock Fiend!

    This free porn pictures site has a basic search feature, remember? Well, it turns out that clicking the search box will take you to a place filled with common search terms. You can use these for inspiration, or go to the Popular option and pick out anything there that strikes your merry fancy.

    Searching for amateur stuff led me to titles like A Busty Girl Posing From Jenny, Amateur Sex From Lydia, A Ladyboy Getting It From Cherie, A Latina Playing With Her Toys From Flora, A Lactating Latina From Flora and Amateur Pics and Stories From Peter. The natural tits genre had titles like A Slim Girl With Big Breasts From Mak, A Curvy Blonde From Mata, A Busty Mom In Action From Mandy, and A Fat Woman Toying From Mata.

    Now, a lot of the albums on TheHun.net are not hosted on the site itself. And yeah, that is very frustrating. Videos are another matter though. These are hosted on The Hun, can be easily downloaded with a single click, and cover every possible genre. There are a lot of them too and the playback quality seems to be HD or better.

    That said, playback options are a bit basic, and the average runtime is less than 10 minutes. Plus while these videos are from sites like TeamSkeet and DogFart, you cannot sort by site name and thus get yourself a page filled with videos from a specific XXX site.

What ThePornGuy Thinks of The Hun

    Attila The Hun was a fearless motherfucker, but the Hun we have here is a frigging gay pussycat with an uber-annoying meow! This free porn pictures site has nothing original and offers nothing innovative. Plus it has an annoying color.
There’s more chance of my hopping on one foot to heaven than there is of my recommending TheHun.net and that’s on Mary had a little lamb that I just had to exchange for a plate of fries and a burger!