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1. Tom Hanks
2. Drew Barrymore
3. Lindsay Lohan (sometimes i donât like her though)
4. Justin Long (ilu Justin)
5. Kim Kardashian
6. Reese Witherspoon
7. Bette Midler
8. Diane Keaton
9. Matt Damon
Here are my Least Favorite celebrities
1. Jennifer Aniston
2. Most of the Real Housewives tbh
3. Selena Gomez
4. Cameron Diaz
5. Ryan Seacrest
6. Chloë Grace Moretz
7. Emma Roberts
(Who are your favorite celebrities? Email me and let me know: lindseyjayeweber@gmail.com I donât know how to make email links just yet, but Iâm working on it.)
Celebrity Of The Day
Here is where Iâll blog each day about what celebrity Iâm feeling & why.November 5th, 2014
Turns out I am not very good at this blogging thing. From now on, Iâll just be putting a name. Todayâs celebrity: Matt Damon. Why? Because.
October 20th, 2014
Leave Renee Zellweger alone!
October 19th, 2014
Last night I saw Ben Savage.
October 17th, 2014
REPORTING LIVE FROM LOS ANGELES, home of all the celebrities, this is ~lw. Seriously: Iâm in LA. So far, I have only seen one âcelebrity,â a featured player on Saturday Night Live (LOL) who sat near me on an airplane. I went shopping at the mall, and didnât see ANY CELEBRITIES, which is strange because I thought they all lived here?
October 15th, 2014
Damn! Itâs been a while since Iâve updated. Sorry, but thatâs the #1 Coolest Thing to say on a blog, so if I skip days here and there, I get to say it. Todayâs Celebrity of The Day wasnât easy to choose! So many cool things are happening in the celeb world, just take a look at some of these real Us Weekly headlines: What Will Lauren Conrad Be For Halloween This Year?, Scissor Happy? Beyonce Debuts Super-Short Bangs, Dax Shepard Had Wife Kristen Bell Shave His Butt for This Is Where I Leave You "Graphic" Nude Scene. Wow! What a day. Because I canât choose Martha Stewart again (Yes, I bought her One Pot cookbook and will be updating this very ~tilde with my review!) I am going to have to go with Josh Jackson. Why? Because heâs one of the stars of a new TV show I am enjoying very much called The Affair. Iâve been able to see four episodes already, and I can promise you that Pacey rides and horse and wears a cowboy hat. He also(!) makes funny sex noises and has sexy tattoos. What more could you ask for? (But seriously: The show is really cool and tense and good.)
October 8th, 2014
Howâs everyone doing today? Sorry I missed yesterday, but I wasnât really into any celebrities, so I was like whatâs the point of even checking in with Tilde? I wouldnât have wanted anything other than an overly positive review, ya know? This is NOT a hate blog! OK, down to business. Todayâs Celebrity of The Day is Martha Stewart. Why? Because sheâs wonderful. Sheâs at the same time tone-deaf and a genius, a troll-er and the trolled. Itâs impossible to know whether sheâs in on the jokeâI like to assume sheâs. Sheâs been âfeudingâ with Gwyneth Paltrow for a while now, because she said what happens to be the Realest Thing a Celebrity Might Ever Say (in Public): "She just needs to be quiet. She's a movie star. If she were confident in her acting, she wouldn't be trying to be Martha Stewart." Yes, she supposedly said her own name in third person. Donât fuck with Martha. Sheâs been to jail and she can make any recipe using only one pot.
October 6nd, 2014
Not to brag, but your favorite celebrity blogger on ~tilde was in the same room as Reese Witherspoon tonight. (Iâm talking about me. I was in the same room as Reese Witherspoon tonight.) Despite my rather staunch stance on Tom Hanks being Americaâs Sweetheart, I am now tempted to change my mind. I was still recovering from seeing Wild â any film with Laura Dern provokes tears from me; Sheâs become my very own Pavlovâs Sob. Reese was answering some question about her âprocessâ and all of a sudden sheâs in an Australian accent (doing an impression of Wildâs producer) and then quickly hopped into a French one (doing an impression of Wildâs director). The audience went nuts. She glowed. I was gleeful. Iâm adding her to my List.
October 3rd, 2014
Ben Affleck is my Celebrity of the Day because I saw Gone Girl last night and heâs really got THE GOODS. I mean he shows his penis, which is fun and still surprising even though I knew it (the penis) was coming. Despite the surprise being ruined (and the filmâs own surprise ending, which I knew because I read the book) I still enjoyed both the the film AND the peen and canât wait to scrutinize both (OK, mostly the peen) in upcoming screen caps. So thank you for that, Ben Affleck. You are my Celebrity of the Day.
October 2nd, 2014
Todayâs Celebrity of the Day has definitely got to be Adam Sandler. Last night at like 1 in the morning, a press release went out saying that he signed a FOUR PICTURE DEAL with Netflix. First of all: Wow. Second of all: Awesome. Iâm super proud of Sandler for hitting new heights in Not Giving a Shit About Anything. And not even in that I Donât Give a Shit so Iâm Gonna Go Off and Do Nothing and Take Care of my Family, or Something. Itâs a full-on I Donât Give a Shit but Iâm Still Going to Troll the Hell out of the World by Being Famous and Make Garbage That I am Fully Aware is Garbage. Iâm so proud of him for this level of celebrity, and I canât recall another celebrity so fully engaged with hating an American public that adores him for silly voices he made ten years ago. When asked to comment, this wonderful celebrity said: âNetflix rhymes with wet chicks.â I am not joking about that. I would link to evidence, if that didnât take literally 100 hours of extra coding to do so youâre going to have to believe me that he said that. Hats off to you, Adam Sander! You are my Celebrity of the Day.
