Stick Monkey get up, get coffee, Stick Monkey go to war. Stick Monkey hear boring speeches, same speech as before. King say his armor not in period, and his spear work stink. This battle could decide the war point. What do stick monkey think? Stick Monkey think, Maybe noble Majesty want to fight battle by himself. Stick Monkey not say this out loud, Stick Monkey not crazy, just proud. Stick Monkey like Pop-Tarts Stick Monkey like beer and Gatorade, Stick Monkey very simple man With big solid thrusting tip. Stick Monkey get “hmm”. Stick Monkey hang around at Front Gate, tell you garb look real nice. Stick Monkey offer take you shopping, chocolate milk, buy you ice. You say no thank you for the chocolate milk, ‘cause it make you fat. Anyway, you busy on the fencing field, no time for that. Stick monkey take long walk back to campsite. He sit down, drink water jug. Stick Monkey stayed out way too late, Stick Monkey not feeling so great. Stick Monkey like Pop-Tarts Stick Monkey like beer and Gatorade Stick Monkey very simple man, With no particular battle plan. Stick Monkey get “hmm” …. Or Not. Stick Monkey have every reason to go out and win Crown. Stick Monkey just keep on fighting, keep getting knocked down. Stick Monkey need new armor need new sword, maybe get new hat. This game of honor and nobility not much good without that. Stick Monkey think someday he have everything, even pretty Queen like you, Stick monkey in training right now Stick Monkey think someday, somehow Stick Monkey like Pop-Tarts, Stick Monkey like beer and Gatorade, Stick Monkey very simple man, With big solid thrusting tip… Stick Monkey like Pop-Tarts Stick Monkey like beer and Tully Dew, Stick Monkey very simple man, With no particular battle plan, ‘Cept to win Crown for you, Maybe win Crown for you. Maybe win Crown for you. Stick Monkey (to: Code Monkey by Jonathan Coulton)