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John Dies at the End
- By: David Wong
- Narrated by: Stephen R. Thorne
- Length: 14 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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STOP. You should not have touched this flyer with your bare hands. NO, don't put it down. It's too late. They're watching you. My name is David Wong. My best friend is John. Those names are fake. You might want to change yours. You may not want to know about the things you'll read on these pages, about the sauce, about Korrok, about the invasion, and the future. But it's too late. You touched the book. You're in the game. You're under the eye. The only defense is knowledge. You need to read this book, to the end. Even the part with the bratwurst. Why?
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Vulgar Funny. 4.95 Sale Win.
- By C Yohe on 11-19-12
- John Dies at the End
- By: David Wong
- Narrated by: Stephen R. Thorne
Must read!
Reviewed: 11-08-23
This is my all-time favorite book series. The stories are always entertaining and mind-blowing. If you haven't read this series, then you are missing out.
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Eternal Online: The Complete Series: (A LitRPG Series Box Set: Books 1-3)
- By: TJ Reynolds
- Narrated by: Andrea Parsneau
- Length: 44 hrs and 32 mins
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A broke gamer. A deadly online world. Can Dahlia level up fast enough to keep the debt collectors at bay? Dahlia has to pay off her dead father’s bills or risk her life in the lithium mines. Which...no thank you. Besides, the world is run by tech, and this gamer girl is determined to explore the virtual world her father was so obsessed with - and get rich while she’s at it. So, she sells everything and rents a premium VR pod to play Eternal Online. Enter the toughest realm available? Check. Discover the fastest way to loot without dying? In progress.
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Returned
- By Gridguy on 10-11-21
Excellent series!
Reviewed: 03-25-23
This was a great series. I'm sad that there isn't more. I hope the author decides to continue the story.
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This Book Is Full of Spiders
- Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It (John Dies at the End, Book 2)
- By: David Wong
- Narrated by: Nick Podehl
- Length: 14 hrs and 49 mins
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Warning: You may have a huge, invisible spider living in your skull. This is not a metaphor. You will dismiss this as ridiculous fearmongering. Dismissing things as ridiculous fearmongering is, in fact, the first symptom of parasitic spider infection - the creature secretes a chemical into the brain to stimulate skepticism, in order to prevent you from seeking a cure. That’s just as well, since the “cure” involves learning what a chain saw tastes like. You can’t feel the spider, because it controls your nerve endings.
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Holy Velvet Jesus Painting, My Jimmies Are Rustled
- By C Yohe on 04-26-13
- This Book Is Full of Spiders
- Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It (John Dies at the End, Book 2)
- By: David Wong
- Narrated by: Nick Podehl
Highly recommended read!
Reviewed: 12-17-21
I love this series so much! I highly recommend that you read it! I can't wait to find out what happens to Dave and John in the next one.
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