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Six days ago, astronaut Mark Watney became one of the first people to walk on Mars. Now, he's sure he'll be the first person to die there. After a dust storm nearly kills him and forces his crew to evacuate while thinking him dead, Mark finds himself stranded and completely alone with no way to even signal Earth that he’s alive - and even if he could get word out, his supplies would be gone long before a rescue could arrive. But Mark isn't ready to give up yet.
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- DobieChuck
- 05-27-17
Readers Shan't Complain Either
Wonderful collection... Weirdly eclectic and amusing.... You've got your aliens, zombies, superheroes, artificial beings, werewolves, lawmen, mad scientists, etc... I liked all the stories, which can be unusual for some collections, and loved most... If you like the author's other works you'll definitely enjoy... If you haven't read him this would be a nice introduction... There's a nice post "Ex" story in here, and many w/ wonderful twists and reveals... The performance is fantastic...
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- K Batman E
- 07-06-17
Great collection.
I have read a few of Mr. Clines books prior this and this is up with the best. This is a great collection of stories with great performances by the narrators. Hint: He even manages to work in references to some of his prior work.
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- Amazon Customer
- 08-12-18
harkens to The Outer limits, Weird Tales
Addicting from the first story, Ray Porter and Peter Clines have created an audible experience that harkens to The Outer limits, Twilight Zone, and Weird Tales
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- Amazon Customer
- 12-07-18
Awesome stories, great narration
I was sucked into each story, great twists and turns and love how everything wraps up at the end. I don't remember how I discovered this author but will be getting more of his books for sure. And BY FAR the best narration I've heard on an Audible book - hands down!
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- Andrea
- 09-25-19
Brilliant and imaginative. Well worth your time.
Each story was good with most being great. Several had a cinematic feel to them and The width and depth of Clines’ imagination are on full display. From the plight of the undead to the misadventures of time-traveling lizards...it’s all here. Great writing and narration make for a fun ride that is well worth the credit.
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- D. J. Millet
- 08-06-18
Good storiy collection
I liked most the stories, some could be taken further in a novella but it's up to the Author on that one, LOL.
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- saul
- 09-19-18
not what I was expecting, buy book
title says it all, so now back to nonsense.....enter X why Cee bee rrrrr to the s and the p. congrats.
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- Levenly
- 09-14-18
Great book with short stories
This book didn’t disappoint! Peter Clines came through with each mini story, delivering a captivating storyline that left you wanting more each time.
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- Drew
- 08-06-18
Stories that you will love.
This book is simply fun and a joy to listen to. Ray Porter might be the best narrator on audible. Peter Clines never disappoints with any book he’s written. Get this book.
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- Danny Friedmann
- 09-19-17
Different
Bizarre stories with unusual characters.Well read narrative of far out of the norm. Makes you imagine strange stuff.
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