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Murder Your Employer
- The McMasters Guide to Homicide
- By: Rupert Holmes
- Narrated by: Neil Patrick Harris, Simon Vance
- Length: 14 hrs and 13 mins
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From author Rupert Holmes comes a devilish thriller with a killer concept: The McMasters Conservatory for the Applied Arts, a luxurious, clandestine college dedicated to the fine art of murder where earnest students study how best to “delete” their most deserving victim....
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Great idea; not so great book
- By Michael Ferris on 03-06-23
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Murder Your Employer
- The McMasters Guide to Homicide
- Narrated by: Neil Patrick Harris, Simon Vance
- Length: 14 hrs and 13 mins
- Release date: 02-21-23
- Language: English
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From author Rupert Holmes comes a devilish thriller with a killer concept: The McMasters Conservatory for the Applied Arts, a luxurious, clandestine college dedicated to the fine art of murder where earnest students study how best to “delete” their most deserving victim....
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Everyone on This Train Is a Suspect
- A Novel
- By: Benjamin Stevenson
- Narrated by: Barton Welch, Megan Smart
- Length: 8 hrs and 27 mins
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When the Australian Mystery Writers’ Society invited me to their crime-writing festival aboard the Ghan, the famous train between Darwin and Adelaide, I was hoping for some inspiration for my second book....
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Can we get more mysteries that follow the 10 rules?
- By Melissa on 03-04-24
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Everyone on This Train Is a Suspect
- A Novel
- Narrated by: Barton Welch, Megan Smart
- Series: Ernest Cunningham, Book 2
- Length: 8 hrs and 27 mins
- Release date: 01-30-24
- Language: English
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When the Australian Mystery Writers’ Society invited me to their crime-writing festival aboard the Ghan, the famous train between Darwin and Adelaide, I was hoping for some inspiration for my second book....
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The Heron
- By: Don Winslow
- Narrated by: Ed Harris
- Length: 1 hr and 6 mins
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“The Heron” is the nickname a big-city accountant has attached to himself in his new home near San Diego, where he’s using the alias to avoid a hit man who may be after him....
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Awfully long middle for such a short story
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 07-29-22
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The Heron
- Narrated by: Ed Harris
- Series: Audible Original Stories
- Length: 1 hr and 6 mins
- Release date: 07-28-22
- Language: English
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“The Heron” is the nickname a big-city accountant has attached to himself in his new home near San Diego, where he’s using the alias to avoid a hit man who may be after him....
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100% Match
- By: Patrick C. Harrison III
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Length: 1 hr and 14 mins
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Bart is 30. He is bald. He is overweight. He wears glasses. He is a fry cook. He hates cats. And kids. Bart occasionally does very bad things. He is looking for his perfect match. He has done his research....
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Not what I was expecting
- By Juan Angel on 02-05-24
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100% Match
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Length: 1 hr and 14 mins
- Release date: 07-27-23
- Language: English
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Bart is 30. He is bald. He is overweight. He wears glasses. He is a fry cook. He hates cats. And kids. Bart occasionally does very bad things. He is looking for his perfect match. He has done his research....
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Everyone in My Family Has Killed Someone
- A Novel
- By: Benjamin Stevenson
- Narrated by: Barton Welch
- Length: 9 hrs and 30 mins
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Everyone in my family has killed someone. Some of us, the high achievers, have killed more than once. I’m not trying to be dramatic, but it is the truth. Some of us are good, others are bad, and some just unfortunate....
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No
- By SB on 01-17-23
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Everyone in My Family Has Killed Someone
- A Novel
- Narrated by: Barton Welch
- Series: Ernest Cunningham, Book 1
- Length: 9 hrs and 30 mins
- Release date: 01-17-23
- Language: English
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Everyone in my family has killed someone. Some of us, the high achievers, have killed more than once. I’m not trying to be dramatic, but it is the truth. Some of us are good, others are bad, and some just unfortunate....
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Caverns and Creatures: Volume I (Books 1-4)
- By: Robert Bevan
- Narrated by: Jonathan Sleep
- Length: 32 hrs and 43 mins
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Swords. Sorcery. Dick Jokes. Truly do the gods smile upon you, dear listener, for the first four books in the hilarious Caverns and Creatures series are now available in one audiobook set. Join Tim, Dave, Julian, and Cooper as they are thrown into a hostile fantasy world....
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A great listen, but don't listen while in public!
- By Jonathan on 06-26-19
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Caverns and Creatures: Volume I (Books 1-4)
- Narrated by: Jonathan Sleep
- Series: Caverns and Creatures, Book 1-4
- Length: 32 hrs and 43 mins
- Release date: 06-20-19
- Language: English
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Swords. Sorcery. Dick Jokes. Truly do the gods smile upon you, dear listener, for the first four books in the hilarious Caverns and Creatures series are now available in one audiobook set. Join Tim, Dave, Julian, and Cooper as they are thrown into a hostile fantasy world....
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Bunny
- A Novel
- By: Mona Awad
- Narrated by: Sophie Amoss
- Length: 11 hrs and 44 mins
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The Vegetarian meets Heathers in this darkly funny, seductively strange novel about a lonely graduate student drawn into a clique of rich girls who seem to move and speak as one....
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Chuck Palahniuk in Pearls and Ballet Flats
- By Arlis Dorne on 06-29-19
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Bunny
- A Novel
- Narrated by: Sophie Amoss
- Length: 11 hrs and 44 mins
- Release date: 06-11-19
- Language: English
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The Vegetarian meets Heathers in this darkly funny, seductively strange novel about a lonely graduate student drawn into a clique of rich girls who seem to move and speak as one....
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Double Whammy
- By: Carl Hiaasen
- Narrated by: George Wilson
- Length: 13 hrs and 32 mins
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Filled with ex-wives, evangelists, and an armed pit-bull, this is a story that could only be concocted by Carl Hiaasen....
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Not for dog lovers
- By Tonette on 01-21-08
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Double Whammy
- Narrated by: George Wilson
- Series: Skink Series, Book 1
- Length: 13 hrs and 32 mins
- Release date: 03-05-04
- Language: English
- Filled with ex-wives, evangelists, and an armed pit-bull, this is a story that could only be concocted by Carl Hiaasen....
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Tales from the Gas Station: Volume One
- By: Jack Townsend
- Narrated by: MrCreepyPasta
- Length: 8 hrs and 31 mins
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Drunk customers. Shoplifting raccoons. Otherworldly visitors. As night shift clerk at the 24-hour gas station at the edge of town, Jack has pretty much seen it all....
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- By Avery Adair on 11-27-23
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Tales from the Gas Station: Volume One
- Narrated by: MrCreepyPasta
- Series: Tales from the Gas Station, Book 1
- Length: 8 hrs and 31 mins
- Release date: 06-14-23
- Language: English
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Drunk customers. Shoplifting raccoons. Otherworldly visitors. As night shift clerk at the 24-hour gas station at the edge of town, Jack has pretty much seen it all....
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Tales from the Gas Station: Volume Two
- By: Jack Townsend
- Narrated by: MrCreepyPasta
- Length: 9 hrs and 16 mins
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Jack is back to work, trying his best to keep out of trouble. But when his chain-smoking coworker discovers a mysterious radio signal revealing the guarded secrets of their town, Jack will learn that an annoying new dayshift manager is far from the worst of his problems....
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Don’t waste your money.
- By Radion on 08-04-24
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Tales from the Gas Station: Volume Two
- Narrated by: MrCreepyPasta
- Series: Tales from the Gas Station, Book 2
- Length: 9 hrs and 16 mins
- Release date: 07-17-23
- Language: English
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Jack is back to work, trying his best to keep out of trouble. But when his chain-smoking coworker discovers a mysterious radio signal revealing the guarded secrets of their town, Jack will learn that an annoying new dayshift manager is far from the worst of his problems....
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Native Tongue
- By: Carl Hiaasen
- Narrated by: George Wilson
- Length: 15 hrs and 51 mins
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Ex-reporter Joe Winder had been working in the public relations department of a sleazy family entertainment park, The Amazing Kingdom of Thrills....
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A Perfect Summer Listen!
- By Tricia, Audible Editor on 04-24-12
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Native Tongue
- Narrated by: George Wilson
- Series: Skink Series, Book 2
- Length: 15 hrs and 51 mins
- Release date: 10-31-08
- Language: English
- Ex-reporter Joe Winder had been working in the public relations department of a sleazy family entertainment park, The Amazing Kingdom of Thrills....
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Invisible Monsters
- By: Chuck Palahniuk
- Narrated by: Anna Fields
- Length: 5 hrs and 56 mins
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She’s a fashion model who has everything: a boyfriend, a career, a loyal best friend. But when a sudden freeway "accident" leaves her disfigured and incapable of speech, she goes from being the beautiful center of attention to being an invisible monster....
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not sure what to expect,this wasn't it. but better
- By hman on 12-08-21
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Invisible Monsters
- Narrated by: Anna Fields
- Length: 5 hrs and 56 mins
- Release date: 06-08-21
- Language: English
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She’s a fashion model who has everything: a boyfriend, a career, a loyal best friend. But when a sudden freeway "accident" leaves her disfigured and incapable of speech, she goes from being the beautiful center of attention to being an invisible monster....
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Stormy Weather
- By: Carl Hiaasen
- Narrated by: George Wilson
- Length: 14 hrs and 15 mins
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The devastation of Hurrican Andrew has attracted crowds of voyeurs and impostors to Florida....
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But a sunny review...
- By Laurie on 07-26-08
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Stormy Weather
- Narrated by: George Wilson
- Series: Skink Series, Book 3
- Length: 14 hrs and 15 mins
- Release date: 03-05-04
- Language: English
- The devastation of Hurrican Andrew has attracted crowds of voyeurs and impostors to Florida....
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Skinny Dip
- By: Carl Hiaasen
- Narrated by: Stephen Hoye
- Length: 13 hrs and 36 mins
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When Chaz Perron's wife discovers that he is running a scam (posing as a marine biologist to doctor water samples so that an agribusiness tycoon can continue illegally dumping fertilizer into the Everglades), he pushes her overboard from a cruise liner....
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Summer's Best Read
- By phil on 07-15-04
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Skinny Dip
- Narrated by: Stephen Hoye
- Series: Mick Stranahan (unabridged), Book 2, Skink Series, Book 5
- Length: 13 hrs and 36 mins
- Release date: 07-07-04
- Language: English
- When Chaz Perron's wife discovers that he is running a scam (posing as a marine biologist to doctor water samples so that an agribusiness tycoon can continue illegally dumping fertilizer into the Everglades), he pushes her overboard from a cruise liner....
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Tales from the Gas Station: Volume One
- By: Jack Townsend
- Narrated by: Jon Grilz
- Length: 9 hrs and 44 mins
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Drunk customers. Shoplifting raccoons. Otherworldly visitors. As night-shift clerk at the 24-hour gas station at the edge of town, Jack has pretty much seen it all. That is, until his best friend reveals the body of a local politician hidden in the trunk of a car....
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Mr. CreepyPasta Narration is better
- By Kelsey on 08-11-23
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Tales from the Gas Station: Volume One
- Narrated by: Jon Grilz
- Series: Tales from the Gas Station, Book 1
- Length: 9 hrs and 44 mins
- Release date: 08-03-23
- Language: English
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Drunk customers. Shoplifting raccoons. Otherworldly visitors. As night-shift clerk at the 24-hour gas station at the edge of town, Jack has pretty much seen it all. That is, until his best friend reveals the body of a local politician hidden in the trunk of a car....
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Survivor
- By: Chuck Palahniuk
- Narrated by: Michael Braun
- Length: 8 hrs and 25 mins
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Tender Branson - last surviving member of the so-called "Creedish Death Cult" - is dictating his incredible life story into the flight recorder of Flight 2039, cruising on autopilot at 39,000 feet somewhere over the Pacific Ocean....
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genius
- By J.O. on 06-23-22
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Survivor
- Narrated by: Michael Braun
- Length: 8 hrs and 25 mins
- Release date: 10-05-21
- Language: English
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Tender Branson - last surviving member of the so-called "Creedish Death Cult" - is dictating his incredible life story into the flight recorder of Flight 2039, cruising on autopilot at 39,000 feet somewhere over the Pacific Ocean....
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Critical Failures VI
- Caverns and Creatures, Book 6
- By: Robert Bevan
- Narrated by: Jonathan Sleep
- Length: 15 hrs and 44 mins
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In the wake of their recent loss, the Caverns and Creatures gang are left hanging. Do their choices amount to more than waiting around to die of thirst and leaping to a quicker death? Probably, or else this would have been a much shorter story....
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So happy it's out!
- By Joe W on 01-02-19
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Critical Failures VI
- Caverns and Creatures, Book 6
- Narrated by: Jonathan Sleep
- Series: Caverns and Creatures, Book 6
- Length: 15 hrs and 44 mins
- Release date: 01-02-19
- Language: English
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In the wake of their recent loss, the Caverns and Creatures gang are left hanging. Do their choices amount to more than waiting around to die of thirst and leaping to a quicker death? Probably, or else this would have been a much shorter story....
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Memoirs and Misinformation
- A Novel
- By: Jim Carrey, Dana Vachon
- Narrated by: Jeff Daniels
- Length: 7 hrs and 50 mins
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Meet Jim Carrey. Sure, he's an insanely successful and beloved movie star drowning in wealth and privilege — but he's also lonely. Maybe past his prime. Maybe even...getting fat? He's tried diets, gurus, and cuddling with his military-grade Israeli guard dogs....
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WHAT?!?
- By Question Everything on 07-17-20
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Memoirs and Misinformation
- A Novel
- Narrated by: Jeff Daniels
- Length: 7 hrs and 50 mins
- Release date: 07-07-20
- Language: English
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Meet Jim Carrey. Sure, he's an insanely successful and beloved movie star drowning in wealth and privilege — but he's also lonely. Maybe past his prime. Maybe even...getting fat? He's tried diets, gurus, and cuddling with his military-grade Israeli guard dogs....
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Haunted
- By: Chuck Palahniuk
- Narrated by: Scott Brick, Marc Cashman, Erik Davies, and others
- Length: 13 hrs and 52 mins
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Haunted by Chuck Palahniuk is a novel made up of stories: 23 of them, to be precise. Twenty-three of the most horrifying, hilarious, mind-blowing, stomach-churning tales....
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True Horror -- Not for the faint of heart, stomach
- By Dominique on 05-24-05
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Haunted
- Narrated by: Scott Brick, Marc Cashman, Erik Davies, Kimberly Farr
- Length: 13 hrs and 52 mins
- Release date: 04-29-05
- Language: English
- Haunted by Chuck Palahniuk is a novel made up of stories: 23 of them, to be precise. Twenty-three of the most horrifying, hilarious, mind-blowing, stomach-churning tales....
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Mother Night
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: Victor Bevine
- Length: 5 hrs and 47 mins
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American Howard W. Campbell, Jr., a spy during World War II, is now on trial in Israel as a Nazi war criminal....
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“We are what we pretend to be”
- By Robert on 09-04-12
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Mother Night
- Narrated by: Victor Bevine
- Length: 5 hrs and 47 mins
- Release date: 08-11-09
- Language: English
- American Howard W. Campbell, Jr., a spy during World War II, is now on trial in Israel as a Nazi war criminal....
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