THE BIKERS’ CODE

YOU’VE HEARD of this, right? And maybe you’ve nodded your head and clapped like a retard at a dog circus, and thought: “Yeah, the Bikers’ Code! That’s what it’s all about. That’s what I’m all about.”

But because this is what you thought, I’m going to kick you in the metaphorical cods so hard, you’ll need a curtain rod shoved down your neck get them back down.

There is no Bikers’ Code.

There has never been a Bikers’ Code.

Yes, I know social media will