Guide to the GALAXY
he perfect destination for anyone who wants to get away from it all, the complex time-travel dynamics of a trip to this particular world mean it’s going to be a one-way affair – before setting out, you should probably resign yourself to the fact that this is where you’re going to die. And frankly that could come sooner rather than later, seeing as the locals (intelligent, talking apes) are suspicious of any human they meet, especially those who can talk – tourists have even been known to end up with a complimentary lobotomy. So if you want to experience the monkeys’ pre-industrial civilisation and keep your brain in full working order, it’s recommended that you pretend to be mute and try to fit in with the planet’s indigenous human population. Venturing a little off the beaten track reveals a different side of the planet. The locals will do everything they can to stop you seeing the Forbidden Zone’s barren wastes and bizarre monkey scarecrows. But if you can acquire a horse for a few days, the region is a
