Andrea Leadsom has tabled an amendment exclam. Announcement that something stinks and a lot of cleaning up will shortly be required.
black country gateau euph. The back alley leavings of a Dudley-based vagrant.
bog croc n. Enormous and girthsome Thora which lies full-length along the pan with only the tip of its nostrils above water. Distinguishable from the smaller bog gator by the visible sweetcorn teeth in its lower jaw.
bookwanker n. Someone who disparages film or TV adaptations because they are not exactly the same as their source material. ‘Well actually, I think you’ll find that in the books Tyrion loses his whole nose at the Battle of the Blackwater.’ ‘Have you ever known the touch of a lover, you book-wanker?’
Career or occupation that appears - despite the Equality Act - to remain the privileged preserve of the male of the species. For example, bin man, tarmac layer, fighting dog trainer, Chancellor
