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Left…

Hold on…

Sally’s finger hovers over the screen. Nice smile. Cute French bulldog. 5ft 10. Kind eyes. She reads through his profile. He’s a family man, divorced. ‘Amicably!’ it says in brackets. Loves fitness, Scandi TV, Curb Your Enthusiasm . So far so good. Oh… ‘and rowing’. She sighs. She has no desire to stand on a freezing riverbank every Saturday morning, cheering on her man. She swipes left…

He’s 6ft 2? Way too tall. They would look ridiculous together. A little girl out with her dad.

Left.

Works in IT. Left.

Crooked teeth.

Likes Ed Sheeran.

Plays rugby.

Left. Left. Left.

‘You want me to date someone who does hot