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Petrolhead-turned-pretend-farmer Jeremy Clarkson is talking, or rather writing, out of a hole in his rear regions again. In his Sunday Times column, he poses the question: “Which livestock make the best pets? (Spoiler: it isn’t sheep.)”
He claims sheep have a death wish. “They will spend all day hunting around in their field for the most unusual and revolting way of achieving this, and if nothing comes to hand, they