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WHILST admiring this Monet e painting Woman with a Parasol, I was suddenly struck by the depressing thought that if it was painted today, the subject would probably be wearing a baseball cap, a sweatshirt with Nando’s sauce stains on it, and some old leggings. And it would probably be called Woman With a Cameltoe or something. Come on, ladies! Stick on a big floaty dress and a bonnet, grab a frilly gamp and let’s set the art world alight again!
Mike Hayley, email
ADOLF Hitler was always r banging on about his Aryan race of blond-haired, blue-eyed super-humans. But whilst he did have blue eyes himself, his hair was in no way blonde, but rather extremely dark brown. It seems like we should add hypocrisy to the list of his crimes.
Bartram Bullshot, Derby
I SEE that King Charles has w just had a three-month-long holiday from his duties. This is all well and good as everyone needs a break, but what about his subjects? Three months is a long time to go without being waved at out the back of a Rolls-Royce. I think his majesty needs to get back to work and start waving at us as soon as possible.
Crompton Groans, Leeds
IT’S too bad Jedi Master q Obi-Wan Kenobi was never recognised for his efforts in combatting outer space tyranny. ‘Obi-Wan Kenobi OBE’ has a nice ring to it.
D Williams, Donegal
I FOR one am glad to see that t the HS2 high-speed rail link has been cancelled. I went up north once and it was fucking awful. If anything, I’d want to get there slower.
Herbert Cleeve, Devon
IT IS often said that nothing q rhymes with the word ‘orange’. Well, a sporange is a reproductive part of a fern, and Mount Blorenge overlooks Abergavenny. In what could be a literary first, here’s a man in orange, sitting on Mount Blorenge behind some sporange.
Gezmundo, Cardiff
WHY are girlfriends called w girlfriends? Your friends don’t have your knackers clanging away at their chins every night do they? It seems inappropriate – if not disrespectful – to refer to them as mere friends.
Simon, Macclesfield
that the northern HS2 e train line is scrapped, why don’t
