PIZZA EXPRESS
I am a delivery rider in Manchester. I buzz around all day picking up lazy people’s food from their favourite takeaways, and then drop it off at their door so they can stay sitting in front of their television in their elasticated clothing, generally, so they can increase their gravitational pull. From memory, I had a chicken chow mein getting chilly in the box on the back of my ped when I got stuck in stationary traffic. Not wanting to be late
