STOP THAT THIEF
Someone broke into my house last night.
They took my soap, shampoo, deodorant and toothpaste.
I guess you could say they made a clean getaway.
PICK-UP LINE
I call my toothpaste Death so I can use this pick-up line on women:
“I had a brush with death this morning.”
DID YOU KNOW?
■ Did you know that Stephen King has a son named Joe?
I’m not joking, but he is.
■ Did you know that a group of crows is called a murder?
Well, technically it’s
