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> GAG OF THE MONTH

AS YOU WISH

TWO Irishmen were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a burning freighter. While rummaging through the boat’s provisions, one of the men stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously.

To the amazement of the castaways, a genie did indeed spring forth! “You have freed me!” the genie declared. “As thanks, I can grant you one wish, and one wish only.”

One of the Irishmen immediately blurted out, “Make the entire ocean

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