> GAG OF THE MONTH
AS YOU WISH
TWO Irishmen were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a burning freighter. While rummaging through the boat’s provisions, one of the men stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously.
To the amazement of the castaways, a genie did indeed spring forth! “You have freed me!” the genie declared. “As thanks, I can grant you one wish, and one wish only.”
One of the Irishmen immediately blurted out, “Make the entire ocean