The Nothing to See Here Hotel
Written by Steven Butler
Narrated by Steven Butler
4.5/5
()
About this audiobook
'Hilariously funny and inventive, and I love the extraordinary creatures and the one thirty-sixth troll protagonist...' Cressida Cowell
'A rip-roaring, swashbuckling, amazerous magical adventure. Comedy Gold.' Francesca Simon
‘This hotel gets five stars from me’ Liz Pichon
'A splundishly swashbungling tale of trolls, goblins and other bonejangling creatures. Put on your wellies and plunge into the strangest hotel you will ever encounter. This is a hotel I hope I never find! Wonderfully, disgustingly funny.' Jeremy Strong
‘What a fun hotel! Book me in immediately!’ Kaye Umansky
Welcome to The Nothing to See Here Hotel! A hotel for magical creatures, where weird is normal for Frankie Banister and his parents who run the hotel.
When a goblin messenger arrives at The Nothing to See Here Hotel, announcing the imminent arrival of the goblin prince Grogbah, Frankie and his family rush into action to get ready for their important guest. But it soon becomes obvious that the Banister family are going to have their work cut out with the demanding prince and his never-ending entourage, especially when it turns out the rude little prince is hiding a secret...
The first book in a fabulously funny series by bestselling author Steven Butler, with a host of whacky characters brought to life with illustration from the wonderful Steven Lenton!
Steven Butler
Steven Butler grew up in Kent, but now lives in London. He is the author of the bestselling The Diary Of Dennis, The Menace and The Wrong Pong, The Nothing to See Here Hotel series and the Spooked series. As well as writing the hit 2015 World Book Day title, World Menace Day, Steven also is the regular host of World Book Day’s The Biggest Book Show on Earth which takes place every year to celebrate the event. Steven is also a successful performer and voice artist. Steven's first novel, The Wrong Pong, was shortlisted for the prestigious Roald Dahl Funny Prize in 2009.
More audiobooks from Steven Butler
Spooked: The Theatre Ghosts Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Sea-ing is Believing! Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5You Ain't Seen Nothing Yeti! Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Fiend of the Seven Sewers Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5
Related to The Nothing to See Here Hotel
Related audiobooks
Pizazz vs The Demons Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5The Key to Extraordinary Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5How to Survive Without Grown-Ups Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5How to Survive Time Travel Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5The Day the Screens Went Blank Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5The Boy Who Made the World Disappear Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Sky Pirates: Echo Quickthorn and the Great Beyond Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5The Incredible Talking Machine Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Sky Pirates: The Dragon's Gold Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5The Boss of Everyone: The brand-new comedy adventure from the author of The Day the Screens Went Blank Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5How I Saved the World in a Week Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5How To Fool Your Parents Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5How To Update Your Parents Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5The Day No One Woke Up Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5How to Survive The Future Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Everdark Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5The Boy Who Got Accidentally Famous Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Chocolate Factory Ghost Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Sky Song Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Dreamsnatcher Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Diary of a Christmas Elf: festive magic in the blockbuster hit Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Kid Normal Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5The Case of the Runaway Brain Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5The Night I Met Father Christmas: THE Christmas classic from bestselling author Ben Miller Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Chicken Nugget Ambush Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5The Parent Agency Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Night Spinner Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5
Children's For You
Anne of Green Gables Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Ground Zero Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Refugee Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Inside Out & Back Again Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Out of My Mind Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5How to Hold a Cockroach: A book for those who are free and don't know it Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5The Secret Garden Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5The Little Prince Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Island of the Blue Dolphins Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Cinnamon Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Girl Who Circumnavigated Fairyland in a Ship of Her Own Making Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Amari and the Night Brothers Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Pax Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Art of Writing: Four Principles for Great Writing that Everyone Needs to Know Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Hidden Kingdom (Wings of Fire #3) Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5The Lost Heir (Wings of Fire #2) Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Projekt 1065: A Novel of World War II Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5M Is for Magic Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Snowy Day Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Learn Spanish Like a Native for Beginners Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5City of Ghosts Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Nic Blake and the Remarkables: The Manifestor Prophecy Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5
Reviews for The Nothing to See Here Hotel
60 ratings4 reviews
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5It’s so blunking great I want another one of these I hope you make a new one ?
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Amazing . Really cool hotel ,wish I could there. I was really amazed on how great this book was.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Absolutely adorable and perfect for Halloween! The author did a fantastic job with the narration!
- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Good but could be better 3 stars definitely .Could be improved