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Candice Bergen
Candice Bergen’s film credits include The Sand Pebbles, Carnal Knowledge, Starting Over (for which she received an Oscar nomination), and Miss Congeniality. On television, she made headlines as the tough-talking broadcast journalist and star of Murphy Brown, for which she won five Emmys and two Golden Globes. She later starred with James Spader and William Shatner in the critically acclaimed series Boston Legal.
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- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Well written with great humor. Bergen spends time talking about growing up as the "sister" of Charlie McCarthy. As an only child, she longed for approval from her father and had a somewhat distant relationship with her mother. The book covers her childhood and high school years and includes her dropping out (being asked to leave) University of Pennsylvania. That was a disappointment to me as there are so many who would have loved to have had that opportunity and she just threw it away. Bergen tries to address her life of privilege and how things seem to just be handed to her.
- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Knock Wood by Candice Bergen 1984 Linden Press 3.0 / 5.0Candace Bergen was raised in the 1950's to feel special and unique. A Beverly Hills address and celebrity parents certainly helped that feeling. Her own celebrity and wealth seem to be guiding forces in her life, and her sense of entitlement is repeated often, but she also mocks these things that will always be her life. These stories of her life are witty, well written and revealing. She doesn't take it to seriously. Candace spent her adolescence in a Swiss boarding school. At 19, she was a hit in theater productions, performing in many shows; and was accepted into the profession of photojournalism easily, and quickly. Almost unheard of at that time.An insightful look into a life of privilege from an actress, model, and the daughter of Edgar Bergen. It had to be hard growing up with so much expectation and always being in the spotlight, but Candace seems to have found the humor and joy in her work and her life. She has been successful and an inspiration, as well as an excellent friend, to many. Well worth the read.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Ms. Bergen can write and tell a story, that's for sure. In start contrast to Angelica Huston's first autobiography, Bergen's book is full of coherent narratives. Entitled though she may have been, it was an eye opening look at her coming of age in Hollywood. Reading how matter of factly she describes her famous neighbours and friends [almost as if they were - gasp - normal people] was almost as surprising as discovering her insecurities. An engaging read.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5What an enjoyable book! I have always loved her. Just ordered her new memoir, A Fine Romance.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Sons and daughters of famous celebrities sometimes become stars in their own right. At other times they seem to achieve success just because they are the famous person's son or daughter. In Candice Bergen's case, it was no doubt some of both. It is my sense that landing staring roles on the silver screen would have come harder had her dad not been radio ventriloquist Edgar Bergen. Yet Candice possessed a star quality that still would have probably made her a box office draw. The Bergen memoir Knock Wood includes a synopsis of her father's rise in the entertainment world, and progresses to when the book was first published in 1984. A normal childhood might be difficult if your only sibling was a dummy. Candice seems to have survived the experience pretty well. She struck out on her own and achieved a considerable success as an actress. She also did pretty well as a photographer until deciding to give up that pursuit to give more focus to doing well on the screen.When I sat down to read this, I was anticipating the author's account of something that made big news. Because of the date of the book, there is no mention of the famous flap over the TV show Murphy Brown. That happened later in the 80s with a vice presidential calling out of Bergen by Dan Quayle over the story line. That's OK though. There is an abundance of other events in her life which are worth reading about. If you wish to know about the Murphy Brown incident, you will find a lot of information by doing an online search. The recollections about the time leading up to the death of her father are quite heartfelt. She was there in Las Vegas on the opening night of what was to be his farewell engagement on stage. He was in failing health at the time, but despite concerns over whether he would do well it was a flawless performance. She cried that night. Three nights later, he died in his sleep. I am not a big reader of stories by or about Hollywood celebrities, but this one was not a disappointment. I am happy about the fact that this book was reissued.
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BERGEN, CANDICE, DATE.
KNOCK WOOD.
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Contents
Charlie’s Sister
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Under the Rainbow
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Starting Over
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Epilogue
Photo Credits
Acknowledgments
THANKS to my friends for their help and generosity: Luis San Jurjo, Rusty Unger, Mary Ellen Mark, Connie Freiberg, John Calley, and, in particular, Henry Jaglom, who encouraged me to begin this book and stuck fast for years to make sure he saw its end. Thanks also to my publisher, Joni Evans, and my editor, Marjorie Williams, for their attention and persistent prodding, and to my agent, Lynn Nesbit.
I am especially grateful to my mother for her friendship and support, and most of all to my husband for giving me a happy ending.
For my family
Knock Wood
Prologue
1952
"We are gathered here today to say farewell to our little turtle, Toby, who is now departed. He was a brave, good little turtle and he died—How did he die, Candy?"
A pause. He was supposed to get food once a week and he didn’t get it at all.
I see, he died because you forgot to feed him and so he has gone to turtle heaven, and we will say a prayer for him today. Candy?
Dear God, please bless my turtle, Toby, and keep him safe and please forgive me for not feeding him. Amen.
It is the morning of the turtle funeral. I am six. We are standing in the rose garden; a light rain is falling. The day is pale and gray. My mother, eyes respectfully downcast, is wrapped in a trench coat and carries a calla lily; I wear a hat, veil and shawl over jeans and sneakers and carry a toffee tin containing the deceased. Dena, my governess, wears a coat over her uniform, and clusters with Kay, the cook, who holds an umbrella. Mickey, the gardener, his head bowed, stands silently by with a tiny hoe and shovel to break the earth. There is a man shooting 16 mm. sound and another shooting stills. They are filming my father, splendid and somber in top hat and overcoat, who holds the Northwestern telephone directory, from which he pretends to read the eulogy.
Though it is a solemn occasion, my father is making us all laugh, and I am trying hard to keep a straight face. I am also trying to remember the words to my song; my father has arranged that I will sing at the service and I am nervous at the thought. It is not so much the singing itself that makes me nervous, nor the presence of the cameras; I am used to appearing with my parents in public, accustomed to cameras. I am nervous about performing well for my father. More than anything, I want to please my father.
In the elaborate, frenzied preparations and excitement of the funeral, the turtle has all but been forgotten. In my preoccupation with performing well, Toby has almost slipped my mind.
My governess and I plucked him from the seething turtle tank at the Farmers’ Market. Hundreds of turtles writhed and squirmed in the tank, some whose backs were covered with brightly colored decals of beach scenes and hula girls. Those with the decals died quickly, Dena explained (though ours died fast enough), unable to breathe through the tropical scenes on their shells, so we chose a traditional green one and then selected a home. We settled on a custom turtle dish with an island in its center, shaded by a curving plastic palm, to which we added a Chinese bridge and a porcelain pagoda.
It was a policy at our house that people took responsibility for their pets—a policy pointedly aimed at me, as I was the only one who wanted them. But a turtle was a kind of para
pet, resembling a pet only in that it moved from time to time and required scant quantities of food. So scant was the amount required, in fact, that in no time I forgot his food completely. As turtles are the lowest and most sedentary form of pet—popular only for that reason—death does not come to them dramatically, and days went by before anyone realized that Toby had passed on.
Candy, do you have a song you’d like to sing for Toby?
Yes.
What song is that?
‘The Tennessee Waltz.’
Go ahead then. And project.
I give it all I have:
I was dancin’ with my loved one
As the music was playin’
When an old friend I happened to see…
I think the turtle’s turning over now,
my father says, peering into the tin. Doggedly, I continue:
I introduced her to my darlin’
And while they were swayin’
My friend stole my sweetheart from me…
Well, if the turtle’s not dead yet,
my father chuckles, I’m sure that would really kill him.
But I can see that my father is pleased. The funeral has gone well. My father is happy; I am happy. Toby is put to rest in the rose garden. The photographs run in the Saturday Evening Post.
1978
It is the morning of the funeral. I am thirty-two. The day is brilliant, warm and sunny. My mother is weeping and wears a pearl-gray suit. My brother, blond head bent, is weeping too. I am wearing a dark-green dress; I do not weep. I am composed, controlled, and I perceive the events as if from a great distance. There are hundreds of people attending the funeral. It is covered by all the press. I am used to appearing with my family in public, accustomed to cameras. I smile at them as I enter the church; it is an unexpected gesture. I am nervous. Once again, I am performing for my father. Wanting more than anything to please. But it is the morning of his funeral, and I will never know if I succeed.
Charlie’s Sister
1
MY Dad and I would spend Sunday mornings in the breakfast room. Me and my Dad: it was our time together and usually it was just the two of us. And occasionally Charlie.
There we’d be, in the gentle morning light, with the sun slipping through the colored circles in the bottle-glass windows, tossing brilliant spots of blues and greens across the gleaming oakwood floor. From the kitchen floated whiffs of waffles, smells of sausage and, on Sundays, Swedish pancakes heaped with lingonberries twinkling like rubies. My father was a lifelong Swedish loyalist, and the Swedish pancakes arrived in the hands of Simon, the Swedish houseman, hot off the griddle of Aina, the Swedish cook.
Life was good for me and my Dad in that breakfast room: big, blond people moving softly, reassuringly through a string of golden mornings. And there we were, in our secret Scandinavia, just like a perfect couple, you know, unless Charlie or someone was there.
When Charlie was there, my Dad would sit him on one knee and me on the other and he’d put a hand on both our necks, and when he squeezed my neck, I’d move my mouth, and when he squeezed Charlie’s neck, he’d move his. As Charlie and I yammered away at each other across my father, mouths flapping soundlessly, behind us, smiling politely, sat my Dad, happily speaking for both of us.
And whether or not Charlie was there, my father would often spend these Sunday mornings talking—rhapsodizing, really—about vaudeville. About the Chautauqua circuit,
about playing the Palace.
His face would fill with light and his eyes would dance, and though I had no idea what vaudeville was and cared less, the way he looked when he talked about those days, like a man remembering a first love, made me think vaudeville was something special. Certainly it was to him.
Vaudeville: vau de vire, voix de ville. Music halls and minstrel shows, circuses and showboats. In 1903, when my father was born, vaudeville was about to reach its fullest flower, its shining hour. It would be America’s Golden Age too, and for a time the two grew up in tandem—the unself-conscious, wild and woolly spectacle of vaudeville a perfect mirror for the country’s most expansive, sprawling era.
Theodore Roosevelt cried out against the malefactors of great wealth
as vast fortunes formed in flashes and huge empires were built overnight by Rockefellers, Fricks and Carnegies—ruthless, iron-fisted, adventurous Americans who knew the knack of spinning straw into gold.
Vaudeville’s features were as flamboyant as those fortunes: Madame Chester and her Educated Statue Dog; Babu Abdulle—the Hindu Conjurer; Herr Strassel and his Wonder Seals; Isham’s Octaroons—Colored Singers; and W. C. Fields—Unique Comedy Juggler.
In vaudeville, there were big-time circuits and small-time circuits. The big-time, or first,
circuits showcased the hot acts, two shows a day, and the small-time, or second,
circuits three shows a day with entertainment geared to the rural, unsophisticated mentality of the farmer and his family in America’s middle.
At the turn of the century, much of midwest America was settled by Scandinavians; they headed straight for those parts of the country that resembled most closely their own and duplicated communities of fair-haired crisp efficiency on the lush, rich land so scarce at home.
Towns of towheads with bright blue eyes were strung across new states like Michigan and Minnesota, Wisconsin and Illinois. These were people from the land of Ibsen and Strindberg, Munch and Grieg—tall, pale people, stern and strong. Without so much as a backward glance at the fjords and the midnight sun, they resumed the productive severity of their spare and structured lives. Weathering the sub-zero winters in gleaming kitchens by wood-burning stoves, patiently waiting till spring to turn spotless cows out into tidy green pastures, they were a race of industrious introverts, controlled and uncomplaining.
It was people like these who were my grandparents, Nell and John Berggren, who left their life in Sweden for America’s Midwest, bought a dairy farm in Michigan and raised two boys, Clarence and Edgar.
And it was people like Nell and John Berggren who made up the audience out in front of the stage under the tents of vaudeville: hard-working, religious farmers and their families, who wanted their entertainment cheap and wanted it clean. And it was these shows, these second-circuit stops for the hicks and rubes in the heartland, that Edgar Bergen and his brother went to see—sometimes sneaking in under the crackling canvas of the tent, sometimes paying a nickel for a seat on the splintered benches inside to watch, with wide eyes, the world of vaudeville.
From 1875 to 1925—for half a century—vaudeville was America’s favorite form of entertainment and a vital part of the middle-class life. Then, perhaps more than at any other time, America was a land of magic. Hocus-pocus, razzle-dazzle. It was ragtime, the Jazz Age, when everything was believed possible and its people proved it so: the radio (or wireless) was invented, the North Pole was discovered, the Titanic was sunk and the world went to its first war.
"The players are coming! The players are coming! cried the tidy, small towns as the vaudeville troupe pulled in, hot and dusty, to
haul up the rag and hustle the hick, to find beds for themselves and barns for their animals. Outside the tent, sharp-eyed hucksters hawked their wares and stalked their prey, selling cure-alls to suckers,
liver bags and
electric rheumatism belts, sneaking snootfuls of
nose-paint."
Vaudeville was a paradise for quacks and the nimble-footed and light-fingered con men who slipped smoothly through the bobbing sea of straw hats called katys,
past men chafing in their iron
shirt collars, and happily picked pockets.
Many of the performers were orphans, kids from broken homes, who came from grim, big-city tenements and slums and turned to show business as one of the few ways out. Tough-talking, fast-moving, they started as street entertainers—singing and dancing on corners and in back rooms of bars—and escaped from their neighborhoods into a troupe and a tent.
And the hotels hung up the signs warning, No Dogs or Actors
and the towners
locked up their daughters and hid their valuables and the rubes nailed shut their barns because these players were tricky and had sticky fingers; it was common sense and common knowledge.
If vaudeville was an escape for the performers, it was for the audience as well. Comedy was the essence of vaudeville and the tents rang with raucous laughter at jokesters, jugglers, hobos, tramps, tumblers, tank acts, midgets and magicians. LaBelle Titcomb
sang opera arias while riding a white horse, Monsieur Marno
played the piano standing on his head, The Human Tank
swallowed frogs and emitted them alive. These performers took life and turned it upside down and inside out, and this, when he crawled under the tent to peek, is what Edgar Berggren saw. He saw an enchanted land where anything was possible, where people were paid to practice magic.
Edgar was the younger son, the gawky one: moody, maladroit, self-conscious and shy. The dazed dreamer. For him, sitting spellbound under the tent, vaudeville was Valhalla. At eleven, thinking he might try to make his own magic, he sent off a quarter and received The Wizard’s Manual
in the mail. It taught Secrets of Magic, Black Art, Mind-reading, Ventriloquism and Hypnotism
(including a chapter on how to cut a man’s head off and put it in a platter a yard from his body), and Edgar went right to work.
The first place he tried throwing his voice was into an apple pie his mother was taking from the stove: the pie, in a tiny, high-pitched voice, shrieked, Help, help! Let me out! Oh, thank you, thank you.
This, to a Swedish Lutheran from the Old Country, a woman with a neat blond bun and wire spectacles, in dark dresses lit by pale lace collars. A good and fastidious woman whose pies were now talking.
Soon the house, the farm were alive with voices. Nell would jump as she grabbed a babbling broom, start at disembodied chuckles, open the door at cries for help, to find no one. The house was full of phantoms; it was enchanted, filled with mystery and magic, as Edgar tried to read his mother’s mind, make the dogs disappear, pull his father’s rabbits out of hats.
Edgar was practicing, and getting pretty good, too.
John Berggren died when Edgar was sixteen, the family moved from Michigan to Illinois, and the two boys went to work, Clarence as an apprentice accountant, and Edgar in a silent-movie house where he stoked the furnace, operated the player piano and ran the projector. But Edgar’s real world had become one of illusions—deceptions of hand and voice—and he would disappear for hours on end to study magic tricks and practice ventriloquism, developing his diction, projecting his voice, controlling his diaphragm and the flexibility of his lips. Creating a character.
The character he created—and the companion with whom he would spend the rest of his life—was based on a quick-witted, redheaded Irish boy, close in age to Edgar, who sold newspapers on a corner in Decatur. The boy’s name was Charlie, and he was a bright and brassy kid, confident, cocksure. Edgar passed him every day and then made sketches, which he gave to a barkeeper called Mack, who was also something of a woodcarver. First working with Edgar on a clay head which would serve as a model, Mack then carved a dummy whom Edgar christened Charlie,
after his inspiration, and McCarthy
after Mr. Mack. Charlie McCarthy
had come alive.
The head, made of pine, was empty but for a rubber band that ran from the inside top of the skull to the back of the neck. The backbone was a broomstick, nine inches long, that terminated in a semidisc hinged to the neck. Along the hickory spine, trail cords were attached to the lower jaw. The dummy weighed forty pounds, wore a perfect size 4, and took size 2AAAshoes. A simple enough piece of construction, hardly a work of genius, and yet…
Soon the dummy was putting Edgar through high school, answering roll calls for missing classmates. Their first public appearance was in Chicago in an amateur tryout paying five dollars a night. Edgar was doing a ventriloquism-and-magic act; the manager said, Berggren, you can stay if you cut the magic out.
He did, at the same time neatening his name, which soon appeared in tiny print, minus an r and a g at the bottom of a second-circuit vaudeville bill. Edgar Bergen—Voice Illusionist
was preceded by The Great Chandor—Armenian Strongman.
Ventriloquists (also known as belly-talkers
), strongmen, jugglers and gymnasts—hung from the lowest rung in vaudeville, were more common in carnivals and sideshows. But Charlie’s fine pine hand began changing the established order of things and soon Chandor—who lifted pianos—received less pay and less applause than this dummy, McCarthy, who also made merciless fun of him.
Reluctantly returning from his first summer on the second circuit, Edgar switched from vaudeville vent
to freshman at Northwestern, where, to his mother’s great relief, he dutifully enrolled as a premed student. But he continued giving shows with Charlie, as much for an excuse to perform as to pay his way, and soon transferred to the school of speech. In the end, lured by Charlie’s growing success, moving closer to his destiny with a dummy, he left without completing his studies, dashing his mother’s dreams of his becoming a doctor.
In the early twenties, recovering from the many privations of World War I, America was entering an era of great expansion: Harding’s election in 1920 was less historic than the radio program announcing it, which marked the beginning of broadcasting. In the same year, the Eighteenth Amendment went into effect, prohibiting the sale of intoxicating liquors; and the Nineteenth Amendment granted women the right to vote.
Most of these events had scant effect on Edgar, too young to vote, indifferent to drink, inept with women; but throughout the twenties great developments in radio continued, and its ether waves would pull America under its spell and make Edgar Bergen one of its own.
My father—while not himself the perfect hero—had by now created someone who was. Awkward, silent, socially unsuccessful, Edgar created someone who caught people’s fancies when he, most often, could not. Gradually he began leaving things to this dummy—so saucy, witty, self-assured—and learned to let him take over while behind his left shoulder, bashful, sort of beautiful, stood Edgar, as if by accident, listening in amusement while Charlie just wowed ’em. Absolutely knocked ’em dead.
For ten years, Edgar and Charlie traveled the Sawdust Trail
by rail, moving up from the second circuit to the prized Chautauqua circuit, crisscrossing the country with troupes toppling over with trunks and teeming with animals.
Edgar and Charlie spent the twenties with trunks, their own and others. Shoving them onto trains, tugging them up backstage stairs, wedging them into closets called dressing rooms, lugging them through snowdrifts. For ten years, the two partners lived out of a trunk, Edgar eating, often sleeping, on it, Charlie sleeping in it.
Naturally, not everyone had to live in and lug his own trunk; vaudeville’s female legends now traveled with thirty pieces of luggage, an entourage of chauffeur, footman, perhaps two French maids, and requested that their hotel suites and dressing rooms be redecorated in time for their arrival. Sarah Bernhardt (the Divine Sarah
) lived not in a trunk but in a favorite coffin—a quite expensive one she wished to be buried in, claiming she slept inside to accustom herself to it.
Lyceum, Chautauqua, Red Path—for ten years Edgar and Charlie worked these circuits, learning on their feet (well, Edgar’s feet) how to dress, move on stage, write and deliver material, shape an act, sense an audience. Become performers. Vaudeville artistes. This they did, and they did it quickly, having only seconds to win over what Oscar Hammerstein II called the Big, Black Giant
—the audience that waited impatiently under the tent. Restless and ornery, steely and mean: Show me a thing or two and make it snappy, growled the many-headed monster. Miners, mill workers, farmers—they all sat, waiting to be shown a thing or two.
Charlie’s name was now prominently displayed alongside that of his boss. Not that Bergen didn’t tire of being part of a duo, didn’t dream of working solo. He even went so far as to try his own act one afternoon show, walking bravely out on stage alone, without the comfort of his customary sidekick, and performing a mild mixture of magic and illusion and the popular tramp character, waiting, hopefully, for applause. But the Big, Black Giant wasn’t buying: they chewed it up, spit it out, and Bergen was fired by the manager after the matinee.
It was Charlie or nothing, so Bergen and McCarthy
it stayed. Snapshots show them clowning across the country, posing proudly next to their names on circuit bills. Edgar stands stiffly before the Big Brown Tent
—stunningly young, slender and fair. Not quite elegant, delicately handsome.
They must have been some days, those ten years of coal-crusted trains and big brown tents and tight-knit troupes, of menacing mine workers (Here live the most dangerous people I ever met,
Edgar wrote on a postcard home from a town in Kentucky) and blushing Southern belles. It was that moment in time when life is at its most lighthearted and spirits their most carefree, a moment Edgar—not a carefree man by nature—gazed back on many times later, missing the company of clowns.
Those years were finally topped in 1930 by Edgar and Charlie playing the Palace
—the pot of gold at the end of the Sawdust Trail. Having come from big tents loudly flapping in dust storms and town halls deep in snowdrifts, they stood, speechless, before the splendor of the Palace, variety’s Versailles.
Shimmering majestically on 47th and Broadway, beckoning the brightest stars, the Palace showcased some of the greatest performers of the era: Jack Benny performed there (as the violin-playing half of an act) as well as Fanny Brice, the Marx Brothers, Houdini, Al Jolson, the Barrymores, Will Rogers, Adele and Fred Astaire. The Divine Sarah
—then well past seventy—played the Palace, established it, in fact, and thick-piled bear rugs were laid from her dressing room to the stage to muffle the sound of her wooden leg. She refused to play on the same bill with animal or blackface acts, considering them cruel and degrading, and she demanded that she be paid five hundred dollars in gold after each night’s performance.
This was more like it: no sharing of dressing rooms with animal acts here; this was class. And when Edgar and Charlie stepped out onto the vast, waxed, gleaming stage, trembling more than in all their past ten years, they were blinded by the glare of footlights, lost and little in this great and gilded space. The big time was nothing like the big tent; performers who had gone before tried to tell you but there just was no preparing. Years of training and an entertainer’s instincts took over while the eyes and heart adjusted and sight and sound returned.
Jesus, it was huge out there and packed with more people than the circuit ever saw. This audience sprawled in fat, soft seats upholstered in flowered cretonne, not broken chairs or splintered benches, and overhead hung crystal chandeliers that burst into light like fireworks. The hall was cooled by Siena marble, the fixtures cast from bronze trimmed in ivory.
This was the Palace and it rang with laughter, roared for more of Edgar Bergen and Charlie McCarthy, who giddily, gratefully took their bows and fairly floated into the wings.
They’d come a long way from the days when lowly belly-talkers
were barely legible at the bottom of a bill to being the first ventriloquist act booked at the Palace; it was high praise indeed. And that was why, one time in New York when I was nine, he took me to the corner of 47th and Broadway, pointed proudly, and sighed, "Candy, this used to be the Palace. Your father played here years ago."
No wonder he looked like that, smiling and wistful, gazing dreamily at his past. But / didn’t see any palace filled with magic there on that Broadway block, and I patted a policeman’s horse impatiently, anxious to get to Schrafft’s.
It takes time to know another’s dreams and only now do I understand why we stood there staring at that corner. It was my father’s first, fine dream, and it had come true. I think he never got over that.
Edgar had realized his dream just in time. The closing of the Palace in 1932 symbolized vaudeville’s death. Limping from the blow dealt by silent moving pictures, then crumpling from radio’s coup de grace, vaudeville was finished; its Golden Age had passed.
But the Golden Age of radio was just beginning. Having robbed vaudeville of her brightest stars, her biggest income, radio overwhelmed America with its infinite possibilities, scope and reach. Movie stars and Broadway actors tried a turn on this newfangled, lucrative format whose sophistication and popularity grew at a dazzling pace, despite critics who claimed radio was becoming moronic
and rendering children psychopathic
by its bedtime stories."
The early days of radio saw an awkward age of adjustment: performers panicked at the unfamiliar sight of those tall, thin things called microphones, which were sometimes disguised with lampshades to put early radio guests at ease. Vaudeville and Broadway stars not only had to accustom themselves to working with microphones but to the strangeness of performing in eerily empty studios. Not only actors were thrown off; stepping up nervously to what looked like a floor lamp and singing their hearts out, singers soon discovered that their high notes blew out the delicate tubes of the transmitters, and so the style of crooning
was born.
Early radio listeners tuned in to soap operas, mystery shows, singing commercials, crooners, comedians, and quizzes. Under fire from the critics, networks were forced to establish specific codes of behavior, eliminating from children’s programs torture, horror, use of the supernatural or superstition likely to arouse fear
and banning profanity, vulgarity, kidnapping and cliff-hanging.
A model program: Jack Armstrong, All-American Boy.
Of course.
It was the thirties—the Depression. In living rooms and kitchens across the country, families, often hungry, clustered around their radio receiving sets to hear Roosevelt chat by a fireside, Hitler become Chancellor of Germany, Haile Selassie plead for help for Ethiopia, and the Duke of Windsor abdicate his throne.
It was not a world that made much room for unemployed entertainers, for those refugees from vaudeville whose tents had finally folded. Some—-clowns and jugglers, bareback riders, tightrope walkers—could return to the circus. But what about a ventriloquist and his dummy, too young to be washed up, and wondering what to do?
Everybody looked down on ventriloquism. Vaudeville was dying,
my father told me years later. We thought we were through, Charlie and I. Then I decided on desperate measures. I revamped my whole act. I had a dress suit and a monocle made for Charlie, and the same for myself.
Unemployed but resplendent in white tie and tails, they slowly broke into Chicago’s supper-club circuit, getting a week’s tryout at the Chez Paree nightclub. Coming onstage at three o’clock in the morning for their final performance before an almost empty club, Charlie suddenly turned on his master, asking, Who the hell ever told you you were a good ventriloquist?
Telling Edgar to go back to the