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    Winger
    Winger
    Winger
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    Winger

    By Andrew Smith and Sam Bosma

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    A teen at boarding school grapples with life, love, and rugby in this unforgettable novel that is “alternately hilarious and painful, awkward and enlightening” (Publishers Weekly, starred review).

    Ryan Dean West is a fourteen-year-old junior at a boarding school for rich kids. He’s living in Opportunity Hall, the dorm for troublemakers, and rooming with the biggest bully on the rugby team. And he’s madly in love with his best friend Annie, who thinks of him as a little boy.

    Ryan Dean manages to survive life’s complications with the help of his sense of humor, rugby buddies, and his penchant for doodling comics. But when the unthinkable happens, he has to figure out how to hold on to what’s important, even when it feels like everything has fallen apart.

    Filled with hand-drawn infographics and illustrations and told in a pitch-perfect voice, this realistic depiction of a teen’s experience strikes an exceptional balance of hilarious and heartbreaking.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherSimon & Schuster Books for Young Readers
    Release dateMay 14, 2013
    ISBN9781442444942
    Winger
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    Andrew Smith

    Andrew Smith is English although he was born in New York and lived in California until he was in his early teens. He watched the moon landings on TV in his home near San Francisco. He has written for Melody Maker, the Face, the Sunday Times, and the Observer where he has written on the KLF, death row, Damien Hirst, Jeff Bezos, Bianca Jagger and much much more. He currently lives with his family in Norfolk.

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    • 3/5
      Winger - real name Ryan Dean West - goes to a rich kids' boarding school and plays on the rugby team. A junior, he is only 14 years old, and thank to some ill-considered behavior, he has been placed in a special dorm for troublesome students. Much younger than all his classmates, he is struggling to get his best friend Annie to be more, and trying to control his behavior. But it's all just regular school stuff, until something very bad happens.
    • 5/5
      Ryan Dean a.k.a Winger is a 14 year old attending a very exclusive boarding school, he's a loser but he has a firm determination to change that this new semester.

      The story has everything - endearing characters, love, friendship, drinking at midnight, great humor, very funny illustrations, and a freakin' plot twist that will knock your socks off.
    • 3/5
      Not my favorite book I've ever read but can't lie it made me literally laugh out loud in some places so there's that.
    • 5/5
      I love this book so much it's my favorite
    • 1/5
      Ryan Dean West just wants to play rugby and make out with girls, but he constantly feels young and wimpy. He talks about this in excruciating, frankly completely boring detail. I didn't find the jokes funny or the dialog realistic or interesting. The characters are thinly characterized; four hundred plus pages and I still couldn't tell one from another. I didn't like it, but I stuck with it because other reviews had convinced me that this was a worthwhile book. Then on page 427 his friend Joey is found stripped naked, tied to a tree, and beaten to death. Ryan Dean spends less than ten pages dealing with this, and then the book ends.

      Maudlin, sensationalist bullshit. Either deal with grief and gay bashing or don't, but this is just using a tragic event as a climax because otherwise nothing else would have happened over the course of the entire novel. One could argue that this is a book about masculinity and coming of age, but one could argue with equal sincerity that this is a book about nothing much at all, with one shocking horrible moment at the end to maintain the illusion that this book has heft to it. I am frankly angry and disappointed that this book was nominated for the American Library Association Rainbow List, which is supposed to be for "quality books with significant and authentic GLBTQ content." There's no goddamn GLBTQ content in here--the main character is 100% straight, he has a friendship with a gay dude, and then the gay dude is killed and Ryan Dean feels sad and doesn't really process it at all. If the book had been about Joey, or about his family and friends coming to terms with his death, that would be one thing. But this is about a gay man only as much as a book that mentions the Civil Rights struggle in passing is about race relations.
    • 5/5
      adult/teen coming of age/male friendships. Hilarious "dick lit" (if that's a thing?) with violence and lewdness intended for older (if not more mature) audiences. It does get serious in the end, so it's not all happy gooftime, but I did enjoy this quite a bit.
    • 5/5
      Why did I wait so long to read this book?!?! I could kick myself for putting this one off for so long. This book has to be one of the best YA novels that I have ever read. It is really that good. I read this book cover to cover in a single day and I can't think of a better way to spend a free day. Of course, I really didn't have much of a choice because once I started reading this story, I simply could not put it down.Ryan Dean West is in many ways an average 14 year old boy. He feels like a loser quite often and he cannot keep his mind off of girls. One thing that sets Ryan Dean apart from the other students at his boarding school is that he is a junior despite the fact that he is only 14. Ryan Dean doesn't let anything stop him. He plays left wing for the school's rugby team, which is where he received the nickname "Winger." Ryan Dean is living in the O-Hall this year because he got into a little bit of trouble the previous year. Opportunity Hall is the residence for trouble makers and Ryan Dean finds himself mixed in with a group of boys who aren't all exactly welcoming. He does make some new friends, finds himself in a few conflicts, and learns to deal with girls during the course of the story. I loved the way this story was told. I absolutely love it when a story can incorporate humor without losing its focus. This book had a thread of humor on nearly every page and none of it felt forced. I never laughed out loud but I was amused for the majority of the story. I really like the fact that the story was not told simply through a narrative. The artwork that was used to help tell the story really worked well and helped bring Ryan Dean to life. I also really liked the way that his thoughts were shown in the story through plays and other creative methods.This was one of those story that really grew on me. At first, Ryan Dean did seem like an awkward boy who was a little clueless. The more I read the more I grew to like Ryan Dean. He really was a good guy who sometimes lacked direction. I also grew to like his friends. This book really helped me to remember how difficult being a teenager can be. The ending of this book blew me away. I never saw it coming and I am so glad that nobody spoiled it for me. I would highly recommend this book. It was funny and touching in a way that is rarely found in a single story. This is the first book by Andrew Smith that I have read but I am definitely planning to check out his other books soon.
    • 4/5
      So much to think on...

      This book...I finally finished it after starting and stopping several times. When I put my mind to it, I still took a whole week. I hadn’t been interested because I’d started it on audiobook. I wouldn’t recommend doing that out loud where anyone else could hear it; there are multiple f-bombs dropped in the first chapters. I was scrambling to turn it off at school! Yikes! Also, there are comics and other small illustrations throughout that really add to the story. I had no idea, and would have missed out if I hadn’t actually read it.

      My interest was finally perked by author Kelly Halls, when she told me that she and Andrew were best friends in high school, and she’s in this book. So, I started over with the intention of looking for her. This time, I found it funny, and when I finished it...heartbroken. I’ve had a hard time getting other people to read this book, and finish it, perhaps my own reluctance has played too big a part in that. Now, I can do a better job of “selling” it.
    • 5/5
      This was an awesome read. I feel it really depicted the mind of a fourteen year old boy. It was about a boy Ryan Dean West who was fourteen and a junior in high school. He was in love with girl named Annie. It's all about the trials of being a teenager. The girl feelings, the guy feelings, the parent feelings. I really enjoyed the read.
    • 4/5
      Winger is the nickname of Ryan Dean West (Ryan Dean is his first name; don't ask about his middle name), and he is the odd man out. He's two years younger than his peers, in love with his best friend Annie, and is beginning his junior year of high school in Opportunity Hall (O Hall for short), the dormitory for the troublemakers at Pine Mountain Academy.This story went much deeper than I anticipated. It feels very similar to John Green's style, but, as another reviewer pointed out, has one key difference: John Green's characters are written how we all wish we sounded as teenagers; Smith's characters are written how teenagers actually sound. This is not a negative observation for either author; I enjoy and applaud the work of both.Smith presents a very believable account of a 14-year-old rugby player who is struggling with friends, love, and 24/7 sex brain. And it works. I really liked the writing and the story of Winger, punctuated with witty cartoons presented as Winger's own. There were times when I disagreed with things Ryan Dean would say or do, but it made the book all the better. I like disagreeing with a character. I like a character that is flawed and human, that is 100% himself and doesn't mind stepping on some toes. The end of the novel really threw me for a loop. It was unexpected. The story was witty, heartfelt, sad, and... sexual. Well, as sexual as a 14-year-old virgin genius can get.I am excited to read more of Andrew Smith's work. However, I really feel like this story held its own, so I'm wary about the impending sequel. Here's to hoping Smith can rid me of my doubts and deliver another strong Winger novel.
    • 4/5
      Winger is a smart kid, drawn to trouble. He's at a boarding school and confided to the O-Dorm, a hall for students who have caused disciplinary problems. Essentially this book is about balls - literally and metaphorically - as Winger works to grow up, take responsibility, and be a friend with many misteps along the way. It's a Lincoln nominee and a book that would work well for high school students.
    • 5/5
      HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE RYAN FUCKING DEAN WEST
    • 1/5
      I went into this hoping for a readalike for Perks of being a Wallflower, etc. Sadly, it was not to be. The writing was jerky and I didn't feel like the story made any sense or did anything. All they did is get drunk and swear at each other. The end.

      I hated reading about all the whining and over-thinking. And the unnecessary swearing. We get that they are teen boys, but can't we move beyond that? I felt no connection to the characters and only finished for a challenge. I don't recommend this to anyone.
    • 5/5
      This book was fantastic and whoa mood whiplash! Full review to come.
    • 4/5
      I enjoyed this book so, so much. It made me giggle out loud several times throughout. Although I had been warned in advance about the sudden turn in tone and could see it coming, it still was a shock and executed brilliantly.
    • 5/5
      Winger is about Ryan Dean West, a rugby player at a boarding school. He is younger than the other students and because of that faces some challenges that others don't have to overcome. This story is about coming of age and facing the challenges life throws at you. The older students make times rough. Being in love with his best friend Annie makes it rough. Kissing his roommate's girlfriend complicates matters. And being best friends with the captain of the rugby team (who happens to be homosexual) adds to Ryan Dean's issues. This novel has fun, drama, and a twist at the end. Well worth the read.
    • 4/5
      I've never been a 14 year old boy, but reading Winger seemed like a good insight to their brain process. A year in the life of Ryan Dean West - rugby wing, cartoonist, bit of a miscreant, love/lust struck, goofball, fighter, friend.
    • 4/5
      Ryan Dean West has decided to reinvent himself this year, since he struggles with being a fourteen-year-old junior, but has the respect of his classmates for being a tough rugby player and for living in O-Hall (where the bad kids live; he landed there for stealing a teacher's cell phone). He certainly finds his life changing as he's stuck between two girls (Annie, who he's loved forever, and Megan, his new roommate's girlfriend), loses a former friend when he gets in a fight with JP over Annie, and develops a new friendship with Joey, a rugby player also living in O-Hall who just happens to be gay. Ryan Dean writes about all the changes in his life, accompanied by occasional graphic novel panels (the reader understands that Ryan Dean is writing his account and is an artist), in a completely believable teen-boy voice. In spite of being set at a private boarding school, most readers can relate to the events and feelings in the novel, and the shocking ending will be a jolt. Another novel set in a boarding school involving a male narrator, romance, and a shocking twist is Looking for Alaska by John Green.
    • 4/5
      The book Winger by Andrew Smith is a very intense and sad book. This book is a book with some vulgar language and sexual references. The best part about the book is when Ryan Dean west is always saving people from problems physically while taking a bloody souvenir with him. Ryan Dean West as he calls himself, mostly relies on his cleverness and humor to get him out of most of his problems.I enjoyed reading this book especially not for the love. That sometimes was too much, but for the mindset of the character Ryan Dean West. Ryan Dean West is a very fun and interesting character to follow, He is comfortable in a variety of different and odd situations. As he keeps finding new ways to get in trouble, things come out to be not how he expected them to be.It is amazing how the mood in the story shifts so quickly. All the things in Wests' life were going perfectly except for the occasional hiccup, until one October night that changed his life forever.
    • 3/5
      I really hope that story isn't representative of boarding schools, because if it is they should be banned! The bullying that goes on under the auspices of faculty - that even live on the same floor as the students - is over the top.Ryan Dean West is fourteen and a junior (two years younger than other juniors) at Pine Mountain Academy, home of wealthy and ignored kids. Even though he is smaller than the others he is on the varsity rugby team (yeah, right!) and is best friends with a member of the squad who is gay. He has a crush on the hot girl, Annie, and is hit on by another hot girl, Megan, girlfriend of Ryan Dean's roommate (and bullying champion).I found this story unbelievable on many levels and I thought that if I read one more description of a girl who was "hot" or of a boy's "nut sack" I was going to throw the book across the room. (Which I didn't because it belonged to the library.) A coming of age story should have a sign of growth in the main character. I'm afraid that I couldn't detect much here. His only revelation with all that went on was that it was impossible for a person to be more than the 'thing' they are pegged to be. Some growth shown was physical growth which meant that he wasn't put head down in the toilet as often. Otherwise I found him whiney and self-centered.
    • 4/5
      Really enjoyed the character of Ryan Dean West and the rest of the assorted characters that fill up O-Hall. Great for any teen struggling with their own sexuality (gay or straight) as well as their understanding of themselves at an awkward time in their lives.
    • 2/5
      An unlikely rugby player, the very small and very young 14 year old junior, Ryan Dean is on the team due to the fact that he amazingly fast and agile. Due to a minor offense Ryan finds himself assigned to the dorm of last resorts at his boarding school. The book contains a number of Ryan’s illustrated musings about his life; he is crazy about his best friend but she does not return his adoration, he also has a crush on the biggest, meanest bully’s girlfriend which doesn’t end well. The book takes a surprisingly serious turn at the end - a boy is killed for being gay. It didn't really fit into the story line.
    • 3/5
      Amid the plethora of positive reviews for Winger, I do have to caution you that quite a bit of it is unrealistic. Winger seems to have it all -- the intellect, the girls falling over him, and opportunities abound. Perhaps what is most unappealing about the novel is the ridiculous overusage of curse words. While it is understandable that young adults cuss, the amount of curse words in this book is astounding.
    • 4/5
      Someone described this book as profane and profound, and that's a pretty great description. The main character is a 14-year-old Junior at a boarding school in Oregon. He has skipped a couple of grades and has broken enough rules to be placed in O-Hall, the dorm for troublemakers. This is a very character driven novel with not a lot of action, but the author keeps you reading with all the great humor and the situations Winger gets himself into. He's a rugby player, and thus you learn a bit about the sport if you're like me and came into the book not knowing the first thing about it. I sort of saw the ending coming, but I did still cry and it still touched me. The ending seemed a bit rushed, though, and the rest of the book got a little slow in parts. If you can get past the pacing issues, I thought it was pretty great!
    • 3/5
      Winger - real name Ryan Dean West - goes to a rich kids' boarding school and plays on the rugby team. A junior, he is only 14 years old, and thank to some ill-considered behavior, he has been placed in a special dorm for troublesome students. Much younger than all his classmates, he is struggling to get his best friend Annie to be more, and trying to control his behavior. But it's all just regular school stuff, until something very bad happens.
    • 4/5
      If you like a bit of grit in your realism, don’t mind raunchy thoughts, and want to see if an insecure kid can get the girl of his dreams, then it’s time you met Ryan Dean West.Ryan Dean – nicknamed Winger because of his rugby position – is a 14-year-old junior at boarding school whose single goal is to keep it together for a few months so he can be transferred out of O-Hall (home of the school troublemakers) and back into one of the regular dorms with his best friends. He is crazy smart, funny-as-hell, has sex on the brain, and is desperately in love with his 16-year-old best friend Annie. This is a teen who sees himself as a “loser” except when rugby is involved; he’s a fantastic “winger” for the school team with a penchant for doodling and cursing (at least in his head, where he seems to be channeling a sailor), who is becoming close friends with the gay captain of his rugby team. Ryan Dean comes across as an extremely realistic, insecure but working on it, teenage boy who thinks about girls A LOT. The only place he is totally confident is on the rugby field, where respect and teamwork are paramount. The guys on his team may not be BFF’s off the field (and he’s currently rooming with the scariest), but on it they are a force to be reckoned with.I knew I was going to like Ryan Dean the moment I met him being held over a toilet his first day back at school and contemplating all the ins-and-outs of his situation; I couldn’t stop laughing! He had such a humorous way of looking at things, which came out in his narration and the little drawings scattered throughout the book. His mind was filled with thoughts of girls (especially Annie) and trying to get through the day without mucking things up too badly. While he thought of himself as a loser, he really wasn’t; he was smart, funny, a bit of a dork, and a wicked rugby player. In fact, his rugby skills kept him from being an outcast among his older school mates even has his moments of immaturity got him into all kinds of trouble with them. It’s all “one step forward and two steps back” with this kid, and I wouldn’t have it any other way.Since I am not a sports fan, I was surprised by how much I enjoyed the rugby side of the story. It was great getting an “inside” look at the training, rules of the game, and mindset of the players. Author Andrew Smith put a lot of research into this book, but he makes it all look effortless as he threads the rugby elements into the narrative. One of the biggest elements is the teamwork involved, which in Winger leads to a wonderful friendship off the field between Ryan Dean and his rugby captain Joey.Oh, how I loved Joey! He was the type of guy willing to point out when Ryan Dean was being stupid or making bad decisions and, when he didn’t listen, let him learn from the consequences. I loved how the friendship built during the course of the story, and that it grew naturally from their actions and the events around them. I loved even more the fact that Joey being gay was simply accepted by Ryan Dean; that even though he had moments where he wondered if the other guys would think he was gay because of the friendship, he also admired Joey’s roommate Kevin for his accepting nature and wanted to gain that same level of confidence. And he did; his friendship with Joey soon became one of the most important relationships in his life, right up there with his love for Annie.What throws this story to a whole different level, though, is the ending. Tragedy came out of nowhere, punched me in the gut, and left me in tears. The story does a complete one-eighty and Ryan Dean is left trying to pick up the pieces. It’s powerful, it’s painful, and it’s fast. I almost wish it had happened a bit earlier so it could be explored even more, but it’s quite possible that would have weakened it – and I wouldn’t want that either. Unfortunately for me, I finished Winger just before going to bed so my mind was reeling with what had occurred; not exactly what you want when you need to sleep before getting up for work the next day!There’s a rawness to Andrew Smith’s writing that makes Winger come alive and Ryan Dean feel real. If you are easily offended this is not the book for you. But if you don’t mind harsh language and a protagonist with sex on the brain, then you need to read Winger. Ryan Dean may have his moments of immaturity, but he is also a character who leads with his heart and feels things to the depths of his soul. Hysterically funny narration, humorous doodles, rugby, awkwardness, love, teens behaving badly, friendship, and a punch in the gut at the end…Andrew Smith’s Winger has it all.
    • 5/5
      Fourteen-year-old Ryan Dean West (yes, he has two first names) is trying to navigate his junior year at a private high school (he skipped a couple grades) while in love with his best friend Annie (who’s two years older than him) and avoiding getting beat up by his co-rugby player roommate, Chas. His hilarious inner musings (often about girls) reveal a story about love, loss, friendship, and growth, as he learns some tough lessons and makes some mature decisions in what he hopes will be his best school year yet.

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    Winger - Andrew Smith

    PART ONE:

    the overlap of everyone

    prologue

    JOEY TOLD ME NOTHING EVER goes back exactly the way it was, that things expand and contract—like breathing, but you could never fill your lungs up with the same air twice. He said some of the smartest things I ever heard, and he’s the only one of my friends who really tried to keep me on track too.

    And I’ll be honest. I know exactly how hard that was.

    CHAPTER ONE

    NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY SUCK WORSE than being a junior in high school, alone at the top of your class, and fourteen years old all at the same time. So the only way I braced up for those agonizing first weeks of the semester, and made myself feel any better about my situation, was by telling myself that it had to be better than being a senior at fifteen.

    Didn’t it?

    My name is Ryan Dean West.

    Ryan Dean is my first name.

    You don’t usually think a single name can have a space and two capitals in it, but mine does. Not a dash, a space. And I don’t really like talking about my middle name.

    I also never cuss, except in writing, and occasionally during silent prayer, so excuse me up front, because I can already tell I’m going to use the entire dictionary of cusswords when I tell the story of what happened to me and my friends during my eleventh-grade year at Pine Mountain.

    PM is a rich kids’ school. But it’s not only a prestigious rich kids’ school; it’s also for rich kids who get in too much trouble because they’re alone and ignored while their parents are off being congressmen or investment bankers or professional athletes. And I know I wasn’t actually out of control, but somehow Pine Mountain decided to move me into Opportunity Hall, the dorm where they stuck the really bad kids, after they caught me hacking a cell phone account so I could make undetected, untraceable free calls.

    They nearly kicked me out for that, but my grades saved me.

    I like school, anyway, which increases the loser quotient above and beyond what most other kids would calculate, simply based on the whole two-years-younger-than-my-classmates thing.

    The phone was a teacher’s. I stole it, and my parents freaked out, but only for about fifteen minutes. That was all they had time for. But even in that short amount of time, I did count the phrase You know better than that, Ryan Dean forty-seven times.

    To be honest, I’m just estimating, because I didn’t think to count until about halfway through the lecture.

    We’re not allowed to have cell phones here, or iPods, or anything else that might distract us from our program. And most of the kids at PM completely buy in to the discipline, but then again, most of them get to go home to those things every weekend. Like junkies who save their fixes for when there’s no cops around.

    I can understand why things are so strict here, because it is the best school around for the rich deviants of tomorrow. As far as the phone thing went, I just wanted to call Annie, who was home for the weekend. I was lonely, and it was her birthday.

    I already knew that my O-Hall roommate was going to be Chas Becker, a senior who played second row on the school’s rugby team. Chas was as big as a tree, and every bit as smart, too. I hated him, and it had nothing to do with the age-old, traditional rivalry between backs and forwards in rugby. Chas was a friendless jerk who navigated the seas of high school with his rudder fixed on a steady course of intimidation and cruelty. And even though I’d grown about four inches since the end of last year and liked to tell myself that I finally—finally!—didn’t look like a prepubescent minnow stuck in a pond of hammerheads like Chas, I knew that my reformative dorm assignment with Chas Becker in the role of bunk-bed mate was probably nothing more than an opportunity to go home in a plastic bag.

    But I knew Chas from the team, even though I never talked to him at practice.

    I might have been smaller and younger than the other boys, but I was the fastest runner in the whole school for anything up to a hundred meters, so by the end of the season last year, as a thirteen-year-old sophomore, I was playing wing for the varsity first fifteen (that’s first string in rugby talk).

    Besides wearing ties and uniforms, all students were required to play sports at PM. I kind of fell into rugby because running track was so boring, and rugby’s a sport that even small guys can play—if you’re fast enough and don’t care about getting hit once in a while.

    So I figured I could always outrun Chas if he ever went over the edge and came after me. But even now, as I write this, I can still remember the feeling of sitting on the bottom bunk, there in our quiet room, just staring in dread at the door, waiting for my roommate to show up for first-semester check-in on that first Sunday morning in September.

    All I had to do was make it through the first semester of eleventh grade without getting into any more trouble, and I’d get a chance to file my appeal to move back into my room with Seanie and JP in the boys’ dorm. But staying out of trouble, like not getting killed while living with Chas Becker, was going to be a full-time job, and I knew that before I even set eyes on him.

    CHAPTER TWO

    NO ONE HAD TO KNOCK in O-Hall.

    The knobless doors couldn’t be locked, anyway.

    drawing

    That’s the biggest part of the reason why my day started off upside down in a toilet.

    So when I heard the door creak inward, it felt like all my guts knotted down to the size of a grape.

    It was only Mr. Farrow, O-Hall’s resident counselor, pushing his mousy face into the room, scanning the surroundings through thick wire glasses and looking disappointedly at my unopened suitcase, the duffel bag full of rugby gear stuffed and leaning beside it, a barrier in front of me, while I slumped down in the shadows of the lower bunk like I was hiding in a foxhole, preparing for Chas Becker’s entrance.

    Ryan Dean, he said, you’ll have time to unpack your things before picking up your schedule, but I’m afraid you’ll need to hurry.

    I looked past Farrow’s head, into the dark hallway, to see if he was alone.

    I was still missing one shoe.

    I can do it this afternoon, Mr. Farrow, I said. Or maybe after dinner.

    I leaned forward and put my hands on my suitcase. Should I go to the registrar?

    Not yet. Mr. Farrow looked at a folder of schedules in his hands. Your appointment is at one fifteen. You have time.

    A shadow moved behind him.

    Excuse me, Mr. Farrow.

    And there was Chas Becker, pushing the door wide and squeezing past Farrow as he hefted two canvas duffels that looked like the things a coroner would use to cart away bodies, and dropped them with a thud! in the middle of the floor.

    Then Chas noticed me, and I could see the confused astonishment on his face.

    "I’m rooming with Winger? He turned to look at Farrow, like he didn’t know if he was in the right place. Then he leered at me again. How’d Winger end up in O-Hall?"

    I didn’t know if I should answer. And I didn’t know if Chas even knew my actual name, because, like a lot of the guys on the team, he just called me Winger or Eleven (which was the number on my jersey), or the couple times when I’d dorked a kick, he called me Chicken Wing, or something worse that included the French word for shower.

    I glanced at Farrow, who shrugged like he was waiting for me to say something. Oh, and besides the sports, no cell phones, and the neckties and uniforms, PM had a very strict ethics policy about telling the truth, especially in front of officers of the Truth Police like Mr. Farrow.

    I stole a cell phone. I swallowed. From a teacher.

    Winger’s a boost? Chas smiled. How cool is that? Or is it dorky? I don’t get it.

    I felt embarrassed. I looked at my hands resting on my suitcase.

    And then Chas, all six-foot-four inches and Mohawk-stripe of hair pointing him forward, stepped toward the bed, loomed over me like some giant animated tree, and said, But you’re sitting on my bed, Winger. Don’t ever sit on my bed. You get tops.

    Okay.

    I wasn’t about to argue the Pine Mountain first-come-first-served tradition. Anyway, I thought he was going to hit me, so I was happy that Mr. Farrow was watching our heartwarming get-acquainted moment. Even though I’d always liked school, I suddenly realized how shitty this particular Sunday-before-the-school-year-begins was turning out after the simple addition of one Chas Becker. That, and the whole head-in-a-toilet thing.

    And Mr. Farrow cleared his throat, mousylike, saying, You’re going to need to reinvent the haircut, Chas.

    Nothing that bordered on the undisciplined or unorthodox was tolerated at PM. Not even facial hair, not that I had anything to worry about as far as that rule was concerned. I’d seen some girls at PM who came closer to getting into trouble over that rule than me. The only thing I’d ever shaved was maybe a few points off a Calculus test so my friends wouldn’t hate me if I set the curve too high.

    I’ll shave it off after schedules, Chas said.

    You’ll need to do it before, Farrow answered. He explained, You know that ID pictures are today, and you’re not going in looking like that.

    I waited until Chas backed up a step, and then I stood up, hitting my head squarely on the metal frame beneath my new sleeping spot. And as I rubbed my scalp I thought Chas was probably just waiting for Farrow to leave so he could reassign me to the floor.

    You need to wear a scrum cap when you go to bed, too, Winger? Scrum caps are things that some players wear to protect their heads in rugby. But wings don’t wear them, and all they really are good for is keeping your ears from getting torn off, so second-row guys like Chas had to wear them. In fact, I clearly saw one on top of his kit bag when he came in and I felt like—really felt like—giving him a clever comeback so Farrow could see the new, eleventh-grade version of me, but I couldn’t think of anything witty because my head hurt so bad.

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    I fucking hated Chas Becker.

    There were chairs at each of the desks in the room, but I knew better than to pull one out, because Chas would just say that was his too. And as I fumbled with climbing up onto the top bunk, wondering how I was ever going to get in and out of bed if I needed to pee in the middle of the night, already mentally rigging the Ryan Dean West Emergency Gatorade Bottle Nighttime Urinal I would have to invent, Farrow slipped backward out the door and pulled it shut behind him.

    So it was me and Chas.

    Pure joy.

    Bonding time.

    And I couldn’t help but wonder how much blood could actually be contained by the 160-pound sack of skin I walked around in.

    Well, to be honest, it’s 142.

    Yeah . . . I am a skinny-ass loser.

    And I’d had a talk with my very best friend, Annie, just that morning when we showed up at school. Annie Altman was at Pine Mountain because she chose to enroll at the school. Go figure.

    Annie Altman was going into eleventh grade too, which meant she was two full years older than me, so, most people would think there couldn’t possibly be anything between us beyond a noticeable degree of friendship, even if I did think she was smoking hot in an alluring and mature, naughty babysitter kind of way. I was convinced, though, that as far as Annie was concerned, I was more or less a substitute for a favored pet while she had to be here at PM, probably a red-eared turtle or something. At least she usually got to go home on weekends and see the pets she really loved.

    I had hoped that she’d get over it, but there’s no balancing act between fourteen-year-old boys and girls who are sixteen, even if I did grow taller over the summer, even if I didn’t sound or look like such a little kid anymore.

    Even if Annie knew everything in the world about me.

    Well, I didn’t tell her about the toilet thing.

    Anyway, Annie told me that this was going to be my make-it-or-break-it year, and that I was going to have to suck it up if I was going to survive in O-Hall, which is about the same as a state pen as far as we were concerned.

    It kind of made me feel all flustered and choked up when she told me that I might have to take a few lumps in order to gain the respect of the other inmates so they’d learn right away not to mess with Ryan Dean West.

    She said she’d learned that particular strategy by watching a documentary about guys who get killed in jail.

    So now that Chas and I were alone, I closed my eyes and tried to relax, wondering if I was taking my final breaths or taking the first steps toward standing up to Chas Becker and becoming someone new.

    Or something.

    There weren’t any lights on in our room. That was bad, I thought. People like to do terrible things to other people when the lights are out, even if it’s daytime.

    In the unvoiced and universal language of psychopaths, a flipped-down light switch is like one of those symbol-sign thingies that would show a silhouette stick figure strangling the skinny silhouette stick figure of a fourteen-year-old.

    I could see the swath of Chas’s Mohawk pointing at me, and the whites of his eyes looking straight across at me, where I sat on the bunk bed.

    Chas began unpacking, stuffing his folded clothes into the cubbies stacked like a ladder along one side of our shared closet.

    You got any money? he asked.

    And I thought, God, he’s already going to start with the extortion. I tried to remember what Annie told me, but the toughest, most stand-up-for-yourself thing that wasn’t in Latin I could think of was Why?

    Chas folded his empty bags and kicked them under the bed. He turned around, and I could practically feel him breathing on me. He put both of his hands on the edge of my bed, and at that moment I felt like a parakeet—but a tough, stand-up-for-yourself variety of parakeet—in a stare-down with a saltwater crocodile.

    After lights-out, a couple of the guys are going to sneak in here for a poker game. That’s why. We always play poker here on Sundays. Twenty-dollar buy-in. Do you know how to play poker?

    Count me in.

    I don’t know if the choking or unconsciousness urge was stronger at that point, but I survived my first private, witness-free encounter with the one guy who I was convinced would end up trying his hardest to thoroughly ruin my life just before killing me sometime during my eleventh-grade year at Pine Mountain.

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    CHAPTER THREE

    AFTER CHAS TRIMMED HIS MOHAWK down to a buzz cut, we put on our shirts and ties and went to the registrar to get our schedules and ID photos taken—not that we actually walked there together.

    I saw my former roommates, Seanie and JP, waiting in line for pictures, and it made me feel good to see my old friends, but sad, too, because I missed rooming with them. We all three shared a room for our first two years at PM.

    In the regular boys’ dorm, the rooms were big and comfortable and usually had three or four guys per room, not like O-Hall, where the rooms were like tiny cells with those dreaded metal bunk beds.

    Seanie and JP played rugby too. We hung out and got along because they weren’t forwards either. Seanie played scrum half, even though he was really tall and skinny, but he had a wicked pass and flawless hands; and JP played fullback, which is the position usually given to the all-around fittest, most-confident guy on the team, and with the highest tolerance for pain. This year, they’d both be moving up to the varsity team since about half the starters from last year had graduated.

    One of the things about rugby that’s an inescapable tradition is that everyone on the team has to sing, and everyone also gets a nickname. It’s not conscious or thought out, it just happens. Like salmon swimming upstream, or the universe expanding . . . or contracting . . . or whatever it does, I guess. And, when someone finally settles on calling you by a nickname, you’re stuck.

    Forever.

    So, no matter what happened to me in life, as far as the guys on the team were concerned, my name was always going to be Winger. JP’s nickname was Sartre. His real name was John-Paul, so, naturally when I started calling him Sartre, the name just stuck even though most of the guys on the team didn’t get it and they just assumed that since I was so smart it probably meant something ultraperverted in French (which I hinted it did). Seanie was lucky. He inherited the most nontoxic kind of nickname; his real name was just Sean.

    Chas Becker’s nickname was Betch, a nonaccidental shortening of Becker combined with what a lot of guys didn’t have the guts to call Chas to his face.

    But there’s no arguing nicknames once a rugby team tattoos yours in their heads. You just have to forget about it and smile.

    The Winger’s still alive, Seanie said as we shook hands.

    God, Seanie. What’ve you been doing?

    Nothing. I played two-and-a-half straight months of video games since school let out. This is the first time I’ve seen the sky since last June. It’s so bright, I think I’m going to have a seizure.

    Seanie was kind of a geek, and I completely believed what he said was true.

    They didn’t put anyone new in our room with us yet, JP said. So maybe that’s a good sign that you’re going to be coming back. How’s the O-Hall, anyway?

    I almost said, The toilets smell real nice!

    But I didn’t.

    I’m sharing bunk beds with Betch.

    I saw a horrified look of grief wash over my friends’ faces.

    He’s going to turn you into an asshole, JP said.

    Or kill you, Seanie added. You’ll never get out of that shithole.

    We moved a step forward in line, toward the beacon of flashes at the photographer’s booth. Each of us clutched a class schedule in our hands. After the pictures, we’d be free for the rest of the day to mourn the final moments of our unstructured summer.

    He actually did something kind of nice, kind of weird, I said. He asked me to play poker with some of the guys tonight after lights-out.

    Winger, you know he’s going to end up getting you in so much trouble this year, JP said.

    And Seanie added, "Why do you think so many of the first fifteen are permanently assigned to O-Hall, anyway? And everyone knows about those games. You just better look out for the consequence."

    The consequence was what they’d assign to the first guy who lost his way out of the game. It was usually innocuous and embarrassing stuff, like the time they made Joey Cosentino run around the rugby pitch naked in the middle of the night, and then, when he snuck back into the room, they made him do it again because he accidentally ran counterclockwise, something the team never allowed; or the time they made Kevin Cantrell swim across Pine Mountain Lake in his boxers (also in the middle of the night). Of course, all the consequences had to be performed in the middle of the night since just playing the poker game after lights-out would get the guys into a lot of trouble. And getting caught by anyone from school during the commission of the consequences was sure to be even worse.

    And anyway, I considered myself to be a pretty good poker player, so I wasn’t too concerned about the consequence. No sweat.

    After our pictures were taken, and fresh, chemical-smelling laminated ID cards were spit out into our hands, we agreed to catch up to each other again at dinner. JP and Seanie left to finish unpacking, taking off in one direction and leaving me sad and envious of their start of our junior year in the nice dorm room I used to live in.

    So I set off, alone, already feeling weak and small and sorry for myself when I swore I wasn’t going to be any of those things this year, on the narrow and kind-of-Ansel-Adamsish trail along the lake toward Opportunity Hall, the leaking, dilapidated, and lonely two-story log building that at one time was the only housing structure on this entire campus.

    Hey! West! Did you get everything taken care of?

    Annie came running up on the path behind me.

    She called me West. I liked it, I guess. Nobody else called me that.

    I stopped and turned around and quietly held my breath so I could get the full impact of watching Annie Altman coming toward me like it was some kind of movie where she actually wanted me to throw my arms around her or something.

    I held up my schedule and ID card to answer her question.

    How’d it go? This morning, with Chas?

    Not a mark on me, I said. I was scared about nothing. He was kind of nice to me, in an edgy and predatory sort of way.

    He probably is counting on banking up frequent disappear-for-half-an-hour-so-he-can-have-sex-with-Megan favors from you, she said.

    Megan Renshaw was Chas’s girlfriend.

    Smoking hot, too.

    Or my money. We’re supposed to play poker tonight.

    Annie Altman went on, in a scolding tone. I’ll admit that I had fantasies involving Annie. And scolding. You haven’t even been to one day of classes and you’re already doing something idiotic that could get you into trouble.

    We began walking toward O-Hall.

    Yeah. I know.

    I tried to swallow the dry and hairy tennis ball in my throat.

    Annie did that to me.

    Especially when she used the scolding tone.

    I looked at my feet as we walked.

    This was actually a beautiful place, especially with Annie walking beside me. The lake was about a mile and a half long, half a mile wide, and surrounded by tall pines that stood like an army of giants stretching all the way up to the tops of the mountains surrounding us.

    Of course, Annie stayed in the girls’ dorm, which was a good walk in the opposite direction down the lake from the secluded O-Hall. It was built near the mess hall, class and office buildings, the sports complex, and the boys’ dorm.

    The top floor of O-Hall was for the boys, with the ground floor segregated for girls. But, girls being girls, it almost never had any residents. It was perfectly clean and unoccupied now, except for the resident girls’ counselor, a frightening mummy of an old woman named Mrs. Singer.

    Well, what classes do you have this semester, West?

    Annie and I sat on an iron bench facing the lake and exchanged schedules. I looked at her ID card. Her picture was so perfectly radiant, it burned my eyes. She just had this faint, closed-mouth, typically Annie smile, like she knew something embarrassing about the photographer. And she looked so confident, too, staring straight ahead with her dark blue eyes and the most perfect-looking black eyebrows, her hair hanging down across her forehead. I could never tell if she wore lipstick and makeup; her skin and lips always looked so flawless and, well, Annie-like.

    West. You’re just staring at my ID. The schedule’s on the bottom.

    Oh. Sorry. Nice picture, Annie.

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    I saw her thumb my ID card over. And there I was, staring out from behind the lamination, necktied and looking all lost between my goofy ears, mouth half-open in a not-really-a-smile smile, short-cropped dirty blond hair that never sat even, and that pale skin of mine that looked like it would never, ever so much as sprout a stray strand of peach fuzz.

    Aww, she said. What a cute boy.

    Okay, I’ll be honest. I think she actually said little boy, but it was so traumatizing to hear that I may have blocked it out.

    She might as well have kicked me square in the nuts.

    I am such a loser.

    I had two PE classes—Conditioning in the morning and Team Athletics at the end of the day—but at least Annie and I had one class together, American Literature, just before lunch break. Annie’s sports were cross country in the fall and track in the spring. Rugby season started in November, so playing on the team was a year-round commitment since it didn’t end until May.

    Cool. We got Lit together, I said. I better go.

    I stood up abruptly and handed Annie her stuff.

    Are you mad or something, West?

    No. I gotta go and get my stuff unpacked, or Farrow’s going to get after me. O-Hall. You know, I lied.

    If you’re sure you’re okay, she said. She stood up.

    Yeah.

    I took my schedule and ID from her and started off toward my new home.

    Look, she said, I’m going on a trail run before dinner. You want to come with me?

    I can’t, I said.

    And without turning back I went straight for the O-Hall doorway.

    Little boy.

    What a bunch of crap.

    CHAPTER FOUR

    IT TOOK ABOUT FIVE MINUTES for me to unpack. That’s all. I didn’t have anything. Of course Chas wasn’t there. He’d be out goofing around with his friends, or sneaking off somewhere with Megan Renshaw, who I also thought was unendurably sexy, but not in a mature, Annie kind of way; it was more like an intimidating and scary female-cop-that-arrested-me-in-Boston way. But she was still hot. And, yes, I did get arrested in Boston when I was twelve. It’s what inspired my parents to enroll me in Pine Mountain Academy in the first place.

    I know you’re going to ask, so I might as well tell you: It was for breaking into and trying to drive a T train.

    I was twelve.

    Boys like trains.

    Back to unpacking.

    Chas had left the bottom cubbies open and bared enough of the closet rod for me to hang up my school jacket and sweater, as well as the uniform pants and shirts that would supply me from wash day to wash day. After I did that I was alone, so I just stared out the window at the lake and sat there in the dark room on a chair that I

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