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    Madness (An Odd Collection of Poetry)
    Madness (An Odd Collection of Poetry)
    Madness (An Odd Collection of Poetry)
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    Madness (An Odd Collection of Poetry)

    By Sir Chase Hooper

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    "If Dr. Seuss and Tim Burton had a love child, and that love child had behavioral problems, it would be named Madness (An Odd Collection Of Poetry)." -Some guy at the bank

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherSir Chase Hooper
    Release dateApr 12, 2015
    ISBN9781310449390
    Madness (An Odd Collection of Poetry)
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    Sir Chase Hooper

    Sir Chase Hooper was born into the tumultuous world of Reaganomics and Top Gun in 1986. He was plopped into this insidious realm of pop culture with nothing but a thirst for humor and a very cute belly button. From his earliest days, he has sought to rule the world with an iron dick and gift his loyal subjects with laughter and silliness. After a childhood wrought with turmoil and battles against constipated, foul-mouthed griffins, Sir Chase grew into a superhero. To this day, he continues to fight against the perils of evil. When he is not clad in the armor of justice, he can be found on stage performing improvisational comedy, playing semi-professional football, and spreading the teachings of the Church of Boobism. He currently lives in California with his most excellent wife, Hillary.

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      Madness (An Odd Collection of Poetry) - Sir Chase Hooper

      Introduction

      Greetings, Traveler. You are now standing on the edge of a great precipice. The air is brisk and some sort of flying mongoose with a stuttering problem is taunting you about the way your toenails smell. You hear nothing but madness and heavy metal rising from below, and your heart is pounding with a need for adventure. You must ask yourself if you are willing to dive into the depths and explore the possibilities of life, or if you simply wish to retreat back to your uninspired world of Real Housewives of Imperial Courts and stale snack foods. Descend into madness, Traveler. Accept the change.

      I have written this collection of poetry with the intention of connecting with those who house an odd imagination within their slimy brains. My hope is that humor and entertainment are found within these pages. Thank you for visiting.

      -Sir Chase Hooper

      A Cure For Insomnia

      Can’t sleep! Can’t sleep!

      Oh, how my brain weeps

      At the ever slow pace

      That the darkness creeps

      I cover my eyes

      And hope the time flies

      Yet nothing comes

      But hundreds of tries

      As my hopes turn to fails

      And insomnia prevails

      I am

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