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Walker on Water - Kristiina Ehin
WALKER ON WATER
Kristiina Ehin
Translated by Ilmar Lehtpere
Unnamed Press
Los Angeles, CA
Unnamed Press
Los Angeles
www.unnamedpress.com
This book is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents are wholly fictional or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.
Copyright 2014 © Kristiina Ehin
Translation Copyright 2014 © Ilmar Lehtpere
The stories Lena of the Drifting Isle
, Walker on Water
, Patterns
, The Dried Apricots of My Six former Husbands
and Cushions
, each originally appeared in English translation in The Bitter Oleander.
All rights reserved, including the right to reproduce this book or portions thereof in any form whatsoever.
International Standard Book Number: 978-1-939419-22-4
Acknowledgments
These translations are published with the support of a Traducta grant from the Cultural Endowment of Estonia.
Some of these translations first appeared in Best European Fiction 2013 (Dalkey Archive Press), The Bitter Oleander, Molossus, ELM, A Priceless Nest (Oleander Press) by Kristiina Ehin and In a Single Breath (Cross Cultural Communications) by Kristiina Ehin
Table of Contents
Acknowledgments
Walker on Water
Patterns
The Last of the Monogamicans*
In Athens upon Emajõgi*
The Love Organizer
Teacher of Joy
The Surrealist’s Daughter
The Off-Roader’s Daughter
Partly Good
The Beekeeper’s Stepdaughter
Full Circle
The Princely Paintbrush and the Princess
The Dried Apricots of My Six Former Husbands
Stranger
Lena of the Drifting Isle
Gold Key
Four Skaters
Cushions
Dragon’s Diary
Stone Chunk and Beautiful Question
So It’s Finally Happened
Diary of Fear
Wedded to Myself
Evening Rendezvous
About the Author
About the Translator
Walker on Water
1
The man who later became my husband had many female admirers. They all desired him just as much as I did. There’s nothing more exciting than desiring a man who doesn’t even notice you.
Jaan is a highly educated man. He works as the director of the Climate Change Monitoring Department at the Academy of Sciences. All of his female admirers have tried to make an impression on him on an intellectual plane, as Jaan’s brains are so exceptional.
But I won his heart in a very simple and altogether primitive way. One night I ran to his door stark naked. I said someone had made off with my clothes while I’d gone swimming in the night. Everything went as it went.
So now I’d got in through his door. But my competition still hung about in reading rooms, at round tables and all sorts of seminars.
I glowed with happiness. We went to live at Jaan’s ancestral farm. This was Mardi-Jaani farm located at a rather narrow cove between two headlands on the Baltic Sea.
But Jaan’s female admirers didn’t go anywhere. Even so my belief in Jaan and our love was exceptionally tenacious.
At Mardi-Jaani coastal farm I began again to indulge in my favourite pursuit – walking on water. This demanded the same blind faith and supple strength as loving Jaan did. When Jaan went to work early mornings, I started stepping along the still surface of the sea on the shallow water. I was already managing this quite well. But further from shore I was gripped by fear. And then I sank to the bottom like a stone. I understood that the whole art lay in your ability to completely switch off your brain. You can work wonders with the lightness that then comes. I splashed my way to shore and started again with downy-light liftings of my feet. Without thinking about anything I touched the silver reflection of morning light with the ball of my foot. I was calm, light, sure and focused. I reached the middle of the cove. The tips of the headlands stretched out on either side. I’d reached further than ever before.
That’s enough for today. I turn around slowly and walk back to shore.
My marriage is like walking on water too. It’s easy if my feet can reach the bottom. It’s a game with little danger when everything is just starting out and the little waves lick your shoreline with pleasure.
2
Lately I’ve discovered that my husband’s head opens at the back. I hadn’t noticed that before. There’s a hatch there. When Jaan comes home after a tiring day at work, he opens the hatch and takes his brains out. They steam on the table, but Jaan stretches his legs out on the sofa and looks at me with his happy, drowsy eyes.
3
I wanted an intelligent and educated man, but what I got was a brainless oaf.
One day a jealous urge awoke in me. I thought that if I can’t share in Jaan’s brains then they might as well not exist. I suddenly grabbed his brains into my arms and took off running towards the shore in spite of the darkness and the biting wind.
I stepped onto the high crests of the waves. I put all my willpower to work to