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    Quiz Queens
    Quiz Queens
    Quiz Queens
    Ebook84 pages57 minutes

    Quiz Queens

    By K.L. Denman

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    Jane has no interest in boys.

    Jane's mom, Sherry, has brought home so many creeps over the years that Jane has decided to focus for the next five years on her studies. Her best friend, the boy-crazy Kiara, is obsessed with online quizzes and convinces Jane to help her create a questionnaire that will determine whether muscular Liam or Omar with the cute eyes is her true soul mate. Their friendship is tested when the answers come back with a surprising third option, the quiet and awkward Javier. Jane fails to reveal the results, which leads to some heated words being exchanged and long-held resentments (and possible secret crushes) being revealed. One of the besties will have to swallow her pride to make the first move and try to repair the damage.

    This short novel is a high-interest, low-reading level book for middle-grade readers who are building reading skills, want a quick read or say they don’t like to read!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherOrca Book Publishers
    Release dateFeb 14, 2017
    ISBN9781459813991
    Quiz Queens
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    K.L. Denman

    K.L. Denman has written many novels for youth, including the Orca Currents titles Destination Human and Agent Angus. Many of K.L.’s titles have been listed as Best Books of the Year, and Me, Myself and Ike was a finalist for the Governor General’s Literary award. She lives in Delta, British Columbia.

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      Quiz Queens - K.L. Denman

      Chapter One

      I have solid plans. Not just for today or tomorrow, but for the next ten years. My plans are going to take me places. And yet, here I am in the same old place, listening to Kiara. She’s been my best friend since second grade, and she’s great. She is. But lately I’ve started to wonder what we have in common.

      We’re doing what we usually do after school, hanging out in her room. She has spent the last twenty minutes talking about the utter cuteness of Omar Bari’s eyes. She thinks they are so deep. Then she compares them to the amazing wonder of Liam Parks’s biceps. Liam does have freakishly large biceps. I’ve told Kiara I don’t have time to waste on guys. They only cause trouble. But does she listen? No. She is not a listener—she’s a talker. Her parents regularly threaten her with duct tape. They’ve never actually taped her mouth shut, but they keep rolls of tape on hand.

      My method to shut her up is to shut myself down. I stop making eye contact. I don’t give her the smallest Uh-huh. It usually works. Like now, she finally flops onto her bed with her tablet. I sit at her desk, push my glasses into place (they’re always sliding down my nose) and get started on my homework. Three whole minutes of silence pass.

      Omigod, Jane. Can you believe this? Kiara taps the tablet screen. It says my animal spirit totem is the coyote. As if.

      Another online personality quiz? I ask.

      Yeah. And it’s so wrong. She tosses back her ponytail. I should have got the deer. At least they’re pretty. Or the wolf. Wolves are cooler than coyotes.

      I shake my head. I don’t know why you keep doing those things.

      Because they’re fun.

      How are they fun? I ask. You hardly ever like the results.

      Kiara looks surprised. No way. Remember the fairy one I did yesterday? It said I was a flower fairy, and it described me perfectly. It said I’m sweet as nectar and love being around happy people. Totally accurate.

      I sigh. Yeah, but look what it took to get that. Three times doing the quiz and changing your answers until you got the fairy you wanted. Just like the dog one before that. You flipped when it said you were a golden retriever because you wanted to be a poodle. Or the Disney Princess one that said you’re Cinderella and then Snow White before you got Jasmine.

      Kiara shrugs. So? You know how they work. It’s multiple choice. Sometimes it’s hard to decide which answer to pick. Let’s say there’s a picture of a grassy meadow, a beach and a full moon. I can’t choose which one I like best if I like all of them.

      But, I argue, aren’t you supposed to go with your first instinct? I can’t believe I say that. I’m not big on following instincts.

      Yes. Kiara nods. But it doesn’t always work.

      Because, I say, "they don’t work. They’re garbage."

      She frowns and smooths the cover on her bed. It’s pale purple with big white flowers. They aren’t garbage. They help me get to know myself. It’s like Ms. Kalkat says. Fourteen is an age when people are figuring out who they are.

      Ms. Kalkat is our teacher for Career and Personal Planning class. We’ve been learning about personal growth. Thanks to Sherry, my mother—or no thanks to her—I feel done with personal growth already.

      So—Kiara throws me a defiant look—I’m going to do the spirit-totem quiz over, and I’ll prove it.

      Have you even read what it says about the coyote spirit totem? I ask.

      No.

      I narrow my eyes. Then how do you know it’s wrong?

      Fine. I’ll read it. She picks up her tablet and starts reading aloud. "Coyote spirit messages may appear as jokes to remind you not to take things too seriously."

      Hmm, I murmur. What else?

      She keeps reading. "Its ways are indirect, but the coyote is a teacher with a sense of humor and hidden wisdom. Coyote wisdom reveals the truth behind illusion. Don’t be tricked by appearances. She snorts at this. As if I would be."

      That actually sounds pretty cool.

      You think? Kiara is doubtful. I’d still feel better with a deer animal spirit. Deer are beautiful.

      I like the part about revealing the truth behind illusion. I should tell her why I like it. I’d like her to see that all the so-called truth in these quizzes is an illusion. But I’m tired of arguing about it.

      And look at this, Kiara says. "Coyote wisdom often uses trickery to deliver its message. That’s interesting."

      Coyote wisdom is interesting. Trickery to deliver a message? I’ve got to remember that. Maybe I could use it to cure Kiara’s quiz craziness? In a way, trickery is what I’ve got planned for Sherry. "Did

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