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Read the most ridiculous jokes about aliens. We have collected all jokes about aliens who only are in network. Jokes about aliens, Martians, little green men and the UFO: the best. For example, UFOs to plane confuse or to the soaring package.... Besides, management had to perekhvachivat any messages on newcomers on Earth.
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Best Jokes Ever About Aliens - Selena Istefi
Best Jokes Ever About Aliens
Selena Istefi
Copyright Selena Istefi 2017
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Table of contents.
1. Jokes About Aliens
Jokes About Aliens
Went here to make tests. So some clever man to the plate the UROLOGIST at a letter added P second ear.
- There is queue of gloomy men.
To the ufologist.
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- Ooh, you! Alien! Give, I will shake your hand!
- Carefully, earthling! Who told you that it is a hand?
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The fly is an UFO - the importunate flying object.
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Aliens with the earth solved to come into contact. And here the group of specialists at a forest edge landed. Looked round - nearby on a clearing two men drink vodka. One of aliens approaches men and it is represented:
- Hello, I Sklins...
One man kills it and speaks:
- Mike, pour Sklinsu.
Poured, drank. The alien to the is returned and tells a pier and so, words to tell not distances poured also all here. Well consulted and solved, to try once again - can did not understand...
The alien approaches again:
- Hello, I Sklins...
- Mike, pour
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