Don't Shoot the Albatross!: Nautical Myths and Superstitions
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Many of these superstitions have refused to go away and quite a few have entered the general public consciousness. Some are amusing in their own right, others have fascinating origins, whilst for many there are bizarre anecdotal incidents which would appear to lend credence to these arcane beliefs.
Illustrated with quirky cartoons, this book explores nautical superstitions from all over the world in an informative yet entertaining way.
Includes superstitions about: Boatbuilding, naming and launching; Lucky and unlucky dates to sail; People, things and animals not to let on board; Signs and portents at sea; Words not to say (and their alternatives); Predicting the weather; Fishing; and much, much more!
Jonathan Eyers
Jonathan Eyers is a commissioning editor at Adlard Coles and Conway. He is the author of four books of non-fiction and the children's novel, The Thieves of Pudding Lane.
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Don't Shoot the Albatross! - Jonathan Eyers
Contents
Introduction
Boatbuilding
Naming and Launching
Before Casting Off
Setting Sail
On Passage
Signs and Portents at Sea
Weather
Animals
Food and Fishing
If All Else Fails…
Acknowledgements
For Pat and Brian Eyers
Introduction
If a landlubber scoffs at one of the many superstitions surrounding the sea, he or she should be prepared for at least one salty old seadog to knit his brow, set his jaw and say, ‘Ah, but what about the HMS Friday?’
During the mid-1800s – so the story goes – the Royal Navy decided to prove there was nothing unlucky about Friday, a superstition on land as well as at sea which made sailors wary of leaving the former for the latter on that day. The HMS Friday’s keel was laid on a Friday, she was launched on a Friday, and she set sail on her maiden voyage on a Friday. The Navy had even managed to find a captain named James Friday to command her. Naturally she disappeared without trace before she even reached her first port of call.
Of course, there never was an HMS Friday. But sailors remain a notoriously superstitious lot. Some of their superstitions are amusing in their own right, others have fascinating origins, whilst for many there are bizarre anecdotal incidents which would appear to lend some credence to these odd beliefs. This book explores the folklore of the sea in an entertaining but informative way.
There’s no point telling a salty old seadog the Royal Navy never named a ship the HMS Friday, though. He will already have a response: ‘See? Even the Navy is superstitious!’
Boatbuilding
Only a landlubber would think a boat is no more than a few carefully put together pieces of wood or fibreglass with a sail up top or an engine behind. A boat is never just a boat. From the time the crew weighs anchor, draws in a mooring rope, raises the mainsail or starts the outboard until the point they step ashore again, the vessel is their home, their shelter, the only thing between them and the fathoms below. And, if things go wrong, she might also be their coffin.
During the Age of Sail, it wasn’t only the pressganged ranks of the Royal Navy’s warships that were subject to the unforgiving wrath of a brutal higher authority. Centuries before radio, Mayday calls, inflatable life rafts, EPIRB sets and Coastguard helicopters, a life at sea meant a life in the hands of the gods or fate. Superstitions gave sailors a sense of power – a sense that they weren’t completely at the mercy of providence, and that there were things they could do (or not do) to exert some influence over the situations their captains sailed into.
Despite all the wonderful advances in maritime safety and technology, however, we still hear about those who take to the water but never return. So it isn’t surprising that the superstitions of old have not only survived, but thrived. They are a tried and tested code of conduct, a religion of the sea. And these superstitions take hold before a boat is even out of the boatyard.
Which wood would be good?
It’s easy to imagine the crew of the Aaron Manby breaking into cold sweats before her maiden voyage in June 1822. She was, after all, the first iron ship to go to sea. Before then sailors could at least take some comfort in the fact that their ships were built of a material that floats. Though most pleasure craft these days are made of fibreglass, wood has been at the heart of boatbuilding for millennia, so the wisdom of the ages has plenty to offer those who still hanker for a clinker-built craft.
Wood from apple, pear, cherry and elm trees should not be used, though. Before savvy funeral directors started using the much cheaper (for them) veneered chipboard, these woods were used for coffins. There are numerous superstitions that warn against invoking funerals or anything else surrounding death, and in this instance there’s a lot to be said for not going to sea in a big coffin. Practically speaking, though, apple trees grow in a twisted fashion that makes the wood unsuitable for construction purposes, and elm decays far too quickly when it goes from wet to dry repeatedly.
Though it makes nice furniture, wood from a walnut tree should not be used in hull construction either. Early settlers in North America were convinced the walnut attracted lightning, whilst many Europeans believed the tree was haunted by witches. It’s true that walnut releases a chemical called juglone into the soil, which kills everything from birch and apple trees to tomatoes and potatoes, so the bad reputation must stem from the fact that not much will grow near it.
Oak, on the other hand, was the longstanding wood of choice in shipbuilding, and for good reason. Not only does its timber have great strength and hardness, but the tree has a stellar reputation dating back to the Ancient Greeks, who venerated it as the tree of Zeus. Its steadfast nature and protective qualities have been celebrated ever since, from early Christians using it to build their churches, to Siberian tribes that decorated oak trees in reindeer pelts and made donations of kettles and spoons to them. Like the walnut, the oak also has a reputation for being struck by lightning, but perhaps because it doesn’t kill the spuds too this has been seen as a protective gesture towards us instead.
The ideal wood to build a boat from should be rowan. According to Celtic mythology the rowan is also known as the Traveller’s Tree because it protects those on a journey from malevolent forces and prevents them from getting lost. Unfortunately rowan isn’t very suitable for building boats; it would take a small forest just to build a little dinghy.
By way of a compromise, however, perhaps a small piece of rowan could be mortised into the hull – but only if it’s been pilfered first. Ancient Pomeranians (the Germanic tribe, not the breed of dog) believed a piece of stolen wood embedded into the hull of a boat would help her sail faster, which would be very helpful if the timber merchant worked out where it went.
It used to be the case that a tree growing near to where an unbaptised baby is buried would be inhabited by the infant’s spirit. It would also inhabit anything made from the wood of that tree, such as a boat, and protect it. Unfortunately in 2007 the Pope endorsed the International Theological Commission’s findings that unbaptised babies may go to Heaven after all. It might just be easier to stick with