Over the Sliprails
By Henry Lawson
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Henry Lawson
Henry Lawson was born in Grenfell, NSW, in 1867. At 14 he became totally deaf, an affliction which many have suggested rendered his world all the more vivid and subsequently enlivened his later writing. After a stint of coach painting, he edited a periodical, The Republican, and began writing verse and short stories. His first work of short fiction appeared in the Bulletin in 1888. He travelled and wrote short fiction and poetry throughout his life and published numerous collections of both even as his marriage collapsed and he descended into poverty and mental illness. He died in 1922, leaving his wife and two children.
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Over the Sliprails - Henry Lawson
OVER THE SLIPRAILS
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Henry Lawson
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TABLE OF CONTENTS
The Shanty-Keeper’s Wife
A Gentleman Sharper and Steelman Sharper
An Incident at Stiffner’s
The Hero of Redclay
The Darling River
A Case for the Oracle
A Daughter of Maoriland
New Year’s Night
Black Joe
They Wait on the Wharf in Black
Seeing the Last of You
Two Boys at Grinder Brothers’
The Selector’s Daughter
Mitchell on the Sex
and Other Problems
The Master’s Mistake
The Story of the Oracle
THE SHANTY-KEEPER’S WIFE
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THERE WERE ABOUT A DOZEN of us jammed into the coach, on the box seat and hanging on to the roof and tailboard as best we could. We were shearers, bagmen, agents, a squatter, a cockatoo, the usual joker—and one or two professional spielers, perhaps. We were tired and stiff and nearly frozen—too cold to talk and too irritable to risk the inevitable argument which an interchange of ideas would have led up to. We had been looking forward for hours, it seemed, to the pub where we were to change horses. For the last hour or two all that our united efforts had been able to get out of the driver was a grunt to the effect that it was ‘bout a couple o’ miles.
Then he said, or grunted, ‘Tain’t fur now,
a couple of times, and refused to commit himself any further; he seemed grumpy about having committed himself that far.
He was one of those men who take everything in dead earnest; who regard any expression of ideas outside their own sphere of life as trivial, or, indeed, if addressed directly to them, as offensive; who, in fact, are darkly suspicious of anything in the shape of a joke or laugh on the part of an outsider in their own particular dust-hole. He seemed to be always thinking, and thinking a lot; when his hands were not both engaged, he would tilt his hat forward and scratch the base of his skull with his little finger, and let his jaw hang. But his intellectual powers were mostly concentrated on a doubtful swingle-tree, a misfitting collar, or that there bay or piebald (on the off or near side) with the sore shoulder.
Casual letters or papers, to be delivered on the road, were matters which troubled him vaguely, but constantly—like the abstract ideas of his passengers.
The joker of our party was a humourist of the dry order, and had been slyly taking rises out of the driver for the last two or three stages. But the driver only brooded. He wasn’t the one to tell you straight if you offended him, or if he fancied you offended him, and thus gain your respect, or prevent a misunderstanding which would result in life-long enmity. He might meet you in after years when you had forgotten all about your trespass—if indeed you had ever been conscious of it—and stoush
you unexpectedly on the ear.
Also you might regard him as your friend, on occasion, and yet he would stand by and hear a perfect stranger tell you the most outrageous lies, to your hurt, and know that the stranger was telling lies, and never put you up to it. It would never enter his head to do so. It wouldn’t be any affair of his—only an abstract question.
It grew darker and colder. The rain came as if the frozen south were spitting at your face and neck and hands, and our feet grew as big as camel’s, and went dead, and we might as well have stamped the footboards with wooden legs for all the feeling we got into ours. But they were more comfortable that way, for the toes didn’t curl up and pain so much, nor did our corns stick out so hard against the leather, and shoot.
We looked out eagerly for some clearing, or fence, or light—some sign of the shanty where we were to change horses—but there was nothing save blackness all round. The long, straight, cleared road was no longer relieved by the ghostly patch of light, far ahead, where the bordering tree-walls came together in perspective and framed the ether. We were down in the bed of the bush.
We pictured a haven of rest with a suspended lamp burning in the frosty air outside and a big log fire in a cosy parlour off the bar, and a long table set for supper. But this is a land of contradictions; wayside shanties turn up unexpectedly and in the most unreasonable places, and are, as likely as not, prepared for a banquet when you are not hungry and can’t wait, and as cold and dark as a bushman’s grave when you are and can.
Suddenly the driver said: We’re there now.
He said this as if he had driven us to the scaffold to be hanged, and was fiercely glad that he’d got us there safely at last. We looked but saw nothing; then a light appeared ahead and seemed to come towards us; and presently we saw that it was a lantern held up by a man in a slouch hat, with a dark bushy beard, and a three-bushel bag around his shoulders. He held up his other hand, and said something to the driver in a tone that might have been used by the leader of a search party who had just found the body. The driver stopped and then went on slowly.
What’s up?
we asked. What’s the trouble?
Oh, it’s all right,
said the driver.
The publican’s wife is sick,
somebody said, and he wants us to come quietly.
The usual little slab and bark shanty was suggested in the gloom, with a big bark stable looming in the background. We climbed down like so many cripples. As soon as we began to feel our legs and be sure we had the right ones and the proper allowance of feet, we helped, as quietly as possible, to take the horses out and round to the stable.
Is she very bad?
we asked the publican, showing as much concern as we could.
Yes,
he said, in a subdued voice of a rough man who had spent several anxious, sleepless nights by the sick bed of a dear one. But, God willing, I think we’ll pull her through.
Thus encouraged we said, sympathetically: We’re very sorry to trouble you, but I suppose we could manage to get a drink and a bit to eat?
Well,
he said, there’s nothing to eat in the house, and I’ve only got rum and milk. You can have that if you like.
One of the pilgrims broke out here.
Well of all the pubs,
he began, that I’ve ever—
Hush-sh-sh!
said the publican.
The pilgrim scowled and retired to the rear. You can’t express your feelings freely when there’s a woman dying close handy.
Well, who says rum and milk?
asked the joker, in a low voice.
Wait here,
said the publican, and disappeared into the little front passage.
Presently a light showed through a window, with a scratched and fly-bitten B and A on two panes, and a mutilated R on the third, which was broken. A door opened, and we sneaked into the bar. It was like having drinks after hours where the police are strict and independent.
When we came out the driver was scratching his head and looking at the harness on the verandah floor.
You fellows ‘ll have ter put in the time for an hour or so. The horses is out back somewheres,
and he indicated the interior of Australia with a side jerk of his head, and the boy ain’t back with ‘em yet.
But dash it all,
said the Pilgrim, me and my mate——
Hush!
said the publican.
How long are the horses likely to be?
we asked the driver.
Dunno,
he grunted. Might be three or four hours. It’s all accordin’.
Now, look here,
said the Pilgrim, me and my mate wanter catch the train.
Hush-sh-sh!
from the publican in a fierce whisper.
Well, boss,
said the joker, can you let us have beds, then? I don’t want to freeze here all night, anyway.
Yes,
said the landlord, I can do that, but some of you will have to sleep double and some of you’ll have to take it out of the sofas, and one or two ‘ll have to make a shakedown on the floor. There’s plenty of bags in the stable, and you’ve got rugs and coats with you. Fix it up amongst yourselves.
But look here!
interrupted the Pilgrim, desperately, we can’t afford to wait! We’re only ‘battlers’, me and my mate, pickin’ up crumbs by the wayside. We’ve got to catch the——
Hush!
said the publican, savagely. You fool, didn’t I tell you my missus was bad? I won’t have any noise.
But look here,
protested the Pilgrim, we must catch the train at Dead Camel——
You’ll catch my boot presently,
said the publican, with a savage oath, and go further than Dead Camel. I won’t have my missus disturbed for you or any other man! Just you shut up or get out, and take your blooming mate with you.
We lost patience with the Pilgrim and sternly took him aside.
Now, for God’s sake, hold your jaw,
we said. Haven’t you got any consideration at all? Can’t you see the man’s wife is ill—dying perhaps—and he nearly worried off his head?
The Pilgrim and his mate were scraggy little bipeds of the city push variety, so they were suppressed.
Well,
yawned the joker, I’m not going to roost on a stump all night. I’m going to turn in.
It’ll be eighteenpence each,
hinted the landlord. You can settle now if you like to save time.
We took the hint, and had another drink. I don’t know how we fixed it up amongst ourselves,
but we got settled down somehow. There was a lot of mysterious whispering and scuffling round by the light of a couple of dirty greasy bits of candle. Fortunately we dared not speak loud enough to have a row, though most of us were by this time in the humour to pick a quarrel with a long-lost brother.
The Joker got the best bed, as good-humoured, good-natured chaps generally do, without seeming to try for it. The growler of the party got the floor and chaff bags, as selfish men mostly do—without seeming to try for it either. I took it out of one of the sofas
, or rather that sofa took it out of me. It was short and narrow and down by the head, with a leaning to one corner on the outside, and had more nails and bits of gin-case than original sofa in it.
I had been asleep for three seconds, it seemed, when somebody shook me by the shoulder and said:
Take yer seats.
When I got out, the driver was on the box, and the others were getting rum and milk inside themselves (and in bottles) before taking their seats.
It was colder and darker than before, and the South Pole seemed nearer, and pretty soon, but for the rum, we should have been in a worse fix than before.
There was a spell of grumbling. Presently someone said:
I don’t believe them horses was lost at all. I was round behind the stable before I went to bed, and seen horses there; and if they wasn’t them same horses there, I’ll eat ‘em raw!
Would yer?
said the driver, in a disinterested tone.
I would,
said the passenger. Then, with a sudden ferocity, and you too!
The driver said nothing. It was an abstract question which didn’t interest him.
We saw that we were on delicate ground, and changed the subject for a while. Then someone else said:
I wonder where his missus was? I didn’t see any signs of her about, or any other woman about the place, and we was pretty well all over it.
Must have kept her in the stable,
suggested the Joker.
No, she wasn’t, for Scotty and that chap on the roof was there after bags.
She might have been in the loft,
reflected the Joker.
"There was