Ship of Ghouls
By Elise Sax
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Gladie and Spencer are finally married. After they’re gifted a honeymoon cruise, they’re on their way into international waters. But the ship is less than luxurious, and the ship’s crew isn’t what they seem. When Gladie stumbles on a dead body, the newlyweds are thrust into a life-or-death mystery. Gladie’s “gift” could come in handy to find the killer, but she might find herself overboard before justice is served.
“Ship of Ghouls” is the 11th installment of the Matchmaker Mysteries series. It is a novella. Matchmaker...sometimes love comes with some dead ends.
“Elise Sax will win your heart.”—New York Times bestselling author Jill Shalvis
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“With quirky characters reminiscent of Janet Evanovich’s Stephanie Plum series and a small-town heroine redolent of Charlaine Harris’ Sookie Stackhouse” --RT Book Reviews
Elise Sax
USA Today bestselling author Elise Sax writes hilarious happy endings. She worked as a journalist, mostly in Paris, France for many years but always wanted to write fiction. Finally, she decided to go for her dream and write a novel. She was thrilled when An Affair to Dismember, the first in the Matchmaker Series, was sold at auction to Ballantine.Elise is an overwhelmed single mother of two boys in Southern California. She's an avid traveler, a beginner dancer, an occasional piano player, and an online shopping junkie.Like her on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/theelisesax?ref=hlFriend her on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ei.sax.9Or just send her an email: elisesax@gmail.comYou can also visit her website and get a free novella: elisesax.com
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Ship of Ghouls - Elise Sax
CHAPTER 1
At some point, we all get in a rut. If your relationship is all about the same old, same old, force it onto a new path. Go on a road trip! Or better yet, go on a cruise. Cruise ships have an all-you-can-eat midnight buffet. All you can eat crab legs might not get you out of a rut, but at least you’ll have a belly full of crab legs.
Lesson 2, Heart Advice from
Gladie Burger
For some reason, Spencer always made the bed. It was one of the good things about being married, and there were a lot of good things about being married, it turned out.
It had been almost two months since we said I do
and our dream house disintegrated in a huge post-wedding pile-up. I didn't want Spencer to know it, but I was relieved that our dream house was now Pompeii, post-volcano. I loved my grandmother's house, which for me was home and the only home I'd ever known. It was true that we didn't have a refrigerator just for champagne or a giant island in the kitchen with an inlaid computer monitor, not to mention a workout room and a sauna, but my grandmother’s house was a beautiful Victorian home, full of history and happy memories.
Cozy.
Spencer didn't seem to be too sad about the demise of our custom-made home, either. Occasionally when he would go to work, he would pause at his car, look wistfully across the street at the rubble of our house, and sigh. But otherwise, he seemed happy in our newlywed home.
I explained to him that we weren’t going to get hit, financially. The rubble of our house would get sold, and we would turn a good profit. I was sure of it.
I had seen it.
That's right, I had the gift.
The gift didn’t turn out to be an all-seeing eye. I couldn’t tell when every little thing was going to happen or read minds, but I always knew when to wear a sweater or bring an umbrella. It was also helping me make matches left and right. I had turned into a dynamo matchmaker. A whiz. I could do no wrong in the love business.
For instance, I knew that Molly Evans should be with Jake Robbins. It wasn’t an obvious match. She was six-foot-two and a librarian, and he was a five-foot-four boxer, but I knew that they would make each other happy, and that's what I was going to tell them at an early morning match greet I had set up.
What’re you doing?
Spencer asked pulling me back into bed. Where are you going?
Molly and Jake are coming to meet each other this morning, and I need to dress professionally.
You mean you have to brush your teeth? Come on, we've got time.
Since we had gotten married, we had fallen into a morning routine. Spencer woke me up at the crack of dawn, and we'd jump all over each other like newlyweds until around six-thirty. Then, we would take a communal shower and possibly do some more down and dirty monkey sex while the water was still hot. After we were clean, Spencer would make the bed, and we would go downstairs and eat breakfast.
My grandmother was still on her cruise with Ruth, and it was just Spencer and me in the house, outside of matchmaking hours. It had taken a little while to get used to not having Grandma there, but not too long. At first it was like Spencer and I were playing house, that it wasn't really our home and that we were just pretending to be adults. But that ended fast.
We quickly adapted to our new roles as grownups with our own house. I got used to being the wife,
and Spencer seemed to be born to be the husband.
We had traded bedrooms with my grandmother, and we finally had enough space for Spencer’s clothes. Our morning routine just sort of happened organically. Without discussion between us, we fell into a rhythm.
I had to admit that there was little in my life that gave me more joy than eating a bagel and drinking a cup of coffee with Spencer at seven o’clock every morning. But this morning I had a lot to do, and I couldn't let Molly and Jake down. I didn’t have time for our normal routine.
Would you be upset if we skipped the morning bed noogy?
I asked Spencer.
Spencer shot me his best hurt puppy look. No noogy? Why? Why?
Molly and Jake are going to be here right on time, and they’re going to get right down to the match greet. Then, Jake is going to have a flat tire, and Molly's going to give him a ride. That’s when they’ll fall in love. So you see, I’m on a tight schedule. It has to happen on time.
Spencer arched an eyebrow. Okay. You know, it's hard to argue with your wife when she's a witch.
I'm not a witch. I just have the gift.
Okay. Okay, Glinda. No bed noogy. But we’ll give the shower noogy a bigger punch today. I’ve been meaning to try out the soap dish.
I couldn’t lie. I was as intrigued as I was scared about the soap dish remark. Deal,
I said.
Spencer turned on the shower, and we walked inside. As much as possible, he was very good about letting me have the spot under the showerhead. I took in his nakedness and sucked air between my teeth. Spencer was very impressive naked. Even more impressive than he was dressed in his fancy clothes. He had washboard abs and muscles everywhere. And then there was his face, which on a scale of one to ten was a number