Bats
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Survival
Bats
Fear
Bat Attacks
Law Enforcement
Survival Horror
Nature Strikes Back
Man Vs. Nature
Government Conspiracy
Mad Scientist
Power of Community
Mass Hysteria
Heroic Sacrifice
Power of Knowledge
Survival Against the Odds
Rabies
Mutant Bats
Evacuation
Rabies Outbreak
Danger
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They’d flown north from Central and South America, appearing one day in the southern wetlands of the U.S. like ominous ink stains in the twilight sky. With each sunset, more appeared, first hundreds then thousands. Massing into a great black cloud of terror, the vampire bats were beating their wings in time with the panicked heartbeats in the towns below.
No one knew how to stop them as they fell onto their prey like dark, deadly shadows. But someone had to find a way. Because somewhere in the night, they had become a threat to more than wild animals and livestock. Somewhere in the night madness took hold as these vampire bats developed a taste for human blood.
And the feasting had only just begun.
William W. Johnstone
William W. Johnstone is the #1 bestselling Western writer in America and the New York Times and USA Today bestselling author of hundreds of books, with over 50 million copies sold. Born in southern Missouri, he was raised with strong moral and family values by his minister father and tutored by his schoolteacher mother. He left school at fifteen to work in a carnival and then as a deputy sheriff before becoming a full-time writer.
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- Rating: 2 out of 5 stars2/5This was a solid, though not original, story about a horde of mutant bats attacking a small town and a group of people fighting the creepy creatures. It was a great mixture of gruesome scenes, humorous dialogues and some light romance.I understand that this is an reissue of a book that was first published in the nineties, and the whole book breezes this old-school charm which I really appreciated (and was one of the reasons I chose to read it in the first place). So at first sight this appeared to be a perfect read for me, if not for the two big BUTs that kept bothering me:One was the perfection of the main character, an ex 'spook' named Johnny, who accidentally lived in exactly the place the bats visited most. Of course, he had an answer to everything and always knew what had to be done to fight the bats and naturally became the leader of the group fighting the bats. Add to this the constant praise of his abilities by the other characters, I craved for some weakness to show which would have made him more human and less superhero.The second thing, which was the most annoying, was the constant bitching about the abilities, or rather inabilities, of either press/judges/politicians/you name it who where all portrayed as useless or even hindering obstacles. This holier-than-thou attitude - not only expressed in dialogues, but also in snide comments by the narrating voice - combined with the overly ridiculous actions of said parties was a real turn-off.Another OK creature feature, but you won't miss anything if you miss this one.(I received a copy of this book in exchange for an honest review)
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5I have always loved horror novels especially well-written ones concerning unexpected animal attacks.A seemingly new species of vampire bat that thrives on human flesh and blood suddenly appears in the Southern US and it is up to a eclectic group of people to stop them before they stop humanity forever. This was a fun and light read that I made sure to read at night. The characters are well fleshed out and if you can suspend logic a bit and just enjoy a horror story you will definitely enjoy this one.I will definitely be looking to read more by this author who seems to have written in a few different genres.I received a copy of this book from the publishers (thank you!) in exchange for an honest review.
- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Despite the horrible formatting in the copy I received from NetGalley, I stuck with it (only because I was able to play with and fix the formatting for my devices) and enjoyed it. It is summer reading at its finest- light reading for the fun of it.
Great plot and characters though I hesitate to recommend purchasing because I am not sure if the copy you would get for your devices would be similar to the one NetGalley provided. If you know how to reformat, or know someone who can, I highly recommend picking up a copy. - Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/52.5 stars!
Bats is a re-release:it originally flew free back in the 90's and that's one of my favorite periods for the horror genre, so I requested it from Net Galley right away. I'm sad to report that I didn't enjoy it as much as I had hoped.
You can probably guess from the title that this is a creature feature, so you know going in that's it's most likely not going to be a literary classic. (Which was fine with me, sometimes that's exactly what I want.) However, I do expect the writing to be of a certain quality, and I'm not talking Cormac McCarthy level here, but I wouldn't think that a James Herbert level would be unrealistic. Unfortunately, I don't think the Herbert level was reached here.
That aside, the story itself was a lot of fun. Most especially because these weren't just normal bats, they were mutants. Incredibly large with huge fangs, they were also capable of immense intelligence. That's all I can say, because this is where all the fun of the book is and you should read it for yourself. One thing that bothered me in the narrative itself, was the repetitiveness of "stupid people deserve what they get" mantra. Alright, we get it, they're too stupid too live. Move on.
Overall, Bats did deliver on the FUN its cover promised, but the writing itself and repetitive nature of a few viewpoints soured me on the book as a whole.
*Thanks to Kensington/Lyrical Underground and Net Galley for the free e-ARC in exchange for my honest review! This is it.* - Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Received via Zebra/Kensington Books and NetGalley in exchange for an completely unbiased review.
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Bats is about a small town overwhelmed by hyper-intelligent bats with a taste for human flesh. Ex-spy Johnny teams up with local law enforcement to protect the local populace from the bats. Meanwhile, other districts in the area are affected by attacks as well and over time a pattern of attack emerges. Gearing up, Johnny and the local enforcement get ready for the biggest and final attack on their town when a savior in an unexpected form arrives.
This is your typical 90s novel complete with stereotypical characters, slightly offensive assumptions and poor dialogue. The result is a novel that has plenty of promise, but is lacking in a lot of places. I couldn't really take this novel seriously with all the racial slurs, relentless "idiot" remarks and lack of empathy for victims. To be fair, the 90s were less about victim rights and understanding differences than more recent years, so I can't really be too harsh about the cultural aspects of this novel. Bats is a product of it's time with simplistic and sometimes offensive writing, but nevertheless a decent novel about man-eating bats.
Bats is exactly what it promises to be: a uncomplicated novel and bats attacking people and the people who struggle against them.
Obviously, Bats is not an award winning piece of literature headed for it's own movie, but sometimes you are looking for something that you can turn your brain off while reading - Bats is exactly that type of novel. The characters are not complex and the story isn't particularly shocking. The tale gets a bit outlandish at some points: the bats' intelligence evolve past even slightly believable and the concept that small town folk would actually be apathetic to the threat of flesh eating bats..well, that doesn't seem realistic, but maybe I am just naive. However, the story isn't terrible either, keeping you entertained throughout and wrapping up in a happy ending.
Unfortunately, I don't have a whole lot to say about this novel. It's a classic creature feature that fits in with the 90s literature scene and isn't terrible. It isn't good, either. I was able to put the book down and leave it for several days without thought and I didn't feel the pressure to continue reading that come with all great novels. Once the novel was finished I didn't feel particularly strongly about it's story.
This novel will appeal to readers who enjoy homicidal creature novels and uncomplicated plots. Bats is a novel for people who miss the popular fiction of the 90s and want to read a re-release of a "classic" monster story. - Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5This is a vintage horror from way back in 1993 when the creature feature was still the rage. William Johnstone has long since passed and his books were out of print for years. Many of them have been re-released for Kindle and I grabbed a few plus some used paperbacks from the thrift store.
Our hero is some kind of former spy CIA guy or some such special ops thing that you will probably picture as Liam Neesan or at least I did since he is described as solid and fit but not too good looking. Luckily he pretty much already lives in a fortress since his retirement so his house is the safest place in town.
Some of the language is a bit cringe worthy, and I don't mean swearing. I was a bit put off by the number of derogatory terms the author chose to use because I don't think that was cool even back in 1993. If you can look past that, it's a decent classic horror about giant vampire bats swarming a town, with a high body count, lots of gore and chewed up eyeballs. If that's not enough they've also been spreading rabies to the local wildlife and to the crazy group of satanists too who think these giant bats are the answer to their dark prayers. All in all a it was a pretty good read if you're in the mood for a horror from days gone by.
4 out of 5 stars.
Book preview
Bats - William W. Johnstone
One
One
He was being chased. Same old dream. He knew it was a dream. Scared the crap out of him anyway. No!
he shouted, and the shout woke him. He opened his eyes, sitting up in bed. Damnit!
he said, swinging his legs off the bed and planting his feet on the cool floor.
His dogs came rushing into the bedroom, nails clicking on the tile. Skipper sat on the floor by his bed and June hopped up on the bed. Johnny named the dog June because that’s the month he found her, or she found him—whatever. He’d rescued Skipper from the local pound just hours before he was to have been put to sleep. Both of them were part husky, part chow, and the rest was mutt.
June licked him on the side of the face and he petted her. It’s all right,
Johnny assured the dog. It’s OK.
He looked at the luminous numbers on the clock. Five o’clock. Time to get up anyway.
He pulled on jeans and moccasins and let the dogs out for their morning toilet and run around the fenced five acres that sat in the middle of his one hundred acres—also fenced, but not as securely as the compound,
as he called it.
He did not turn on any lights until he reached the kitchen. He didn’t have to. He knew where every piece of furniture was located. If a chair was three inches left or right or forward or backward of center, he’d know it. He also knew where every gun in the house was located.
He made coffee, and when it was brewed he filled a mug and walked out to the screened-in front porch and sat down. It was then he noticed that the dogs were sitting together, close to the screen door, their husky-marked faces looking skyward. June whined and Johnny opened the screen door and let them in. They came in quickly, almost knocking him down in their haste.
Hey, gang. What’s the matter with you two?
This was not like them. Early April in Northeast Louisiana and cool for this time of year. The dogs usually liked to stay outside until the sun came up. Not this morning.
Then Johnny heard the sound. A curious sound. Sort of like the fluttering of many wings. It grew louder and louder. Then silence. He looked around for the dogs. They had vanished. He looked into the den. June was under the coffee table and Skipper was clean out of sight. Probably under the kitchen table. That’s where he usually headed whenever a thunderstorm came roaring in. And in this part of Louisiana, thunder-bumpers occurred with depressing regularity.
Something sure scared you two,
Johnny said. Then he returned to his chair on the porch and drank his coffee.
Johnny lived about fifty miles southeast of Monroe, and about thirty-five miles north and slightly west of Natchez, Mississippi, not too far from the Tensas River. He lived in the great big fat middle of nowhere, and that’s the way he liked it.
He was not from this part of the country, but when he retired from the military he’d had no desire at all to return to his roots. There was nothing there for him. He’d run away from home at fourteen, lied about his age and joined the Army at fifteen, and stayed in the service for twenty six years, retiring a full Bird Colonel. While in the service he’d gotten his GSA and then earned a Master’s degree. He was a Mustang: an officer who’d risen from the ranks. Twenty of those twenty-six years he’d spent in one form of intelligence or the other. He’d worked for ASA, CIA, DIA, NSA, and a dozen other intelligence-gathering organizations all over the world. Johnny MacBride was not his real name. He hadn’t used his real name in so many years, at times he had trouble remembering what it was.
His Army records listed him as forty-four years old. He was actually forty-one. His personality profile stated that he was a loner. That was an understatement. His psychological down-training (CRIP—Civilian Reindoctrination Program) was a failure. It wasn’t that Johnny didn’t like people—he just didn’t trust many of them. He didn’t trust them because most civilians did not have the vaguest idea what they would do in any given situation. Johnny knew exactly what he would do in any situation. Johnny did not think like most people. He was not hotheaded; few successful intelligence operatives are. Like most intelligence officers, Johnny would think things through, plan carefully, and then react. There are people buried all over the world who had the misfortune to confront a skilled and trained spook. But in many cases, their demise usually came months or even years after the confrontation. Many people misinterpret caution for cowardice. That quite often proves to be a fatal mistake . . . somewhere down the line. Spooks have long memories, and they are very, very vindictive.
Johnny was finishing his second cup of coffee before the dogs once more ventured out onto the porch. He petted them both and they calmed down.
Except for the dogs, Johnny lived alone. He had never been married. He’d never had time for marriage. He didn’t think he’d ever been in love. He’d been in heat lots of time, but come the dawn, the heat had always cooled.
Johnny MacBride was neither handsome nor bad-looking. He was six feet tall with brown hair and dark green eyes. His heritage was Scotch-Irish and Scandinavian. He was in very good physical condition, maintaining a strict regime of physical conditioning. He wasn’t a fanatic on the subject of exercise; he simply worked out at least an hour every day and had done so for years.
Johnny showered and shaved then checked his larder to see if he needed to go into town for anything. He was low on a number of things so he decided to drive into town and buy groceries and pick up his mail—it was a weekly outing for him.
Johnny owned two vehicles, a new Ford pickup truck, F150 series, with four-wheel drive, and a ’65 Ford Mustang that he had spent years lovingly restoring to near mint condition. He’d take the pickup since he wanted to buy some lumber in addition to the groceries.
Standing by the gate that led to the garage, he looked back at his house. When he’d bought this land some ten years back, he had a crew come in from out of town to build the home to his specifications. At first glance, it looked like an ordinary home. It wasn’t. It was a fort. The home was three feet off the ground, built on huge pilings. The outside was cypress; between the cypress and the inside paneling was concrete blocks filled with sand. The windows were bulletproof. The home was a quarter of a mile from a parish road, the drive leading to the home a deliberately twisting one so any vehicle approaching could not raise any speed to ram the gates.
This was not paranoia on Johnny’s part. A dozen terrorist groups around the world had offered thousands and thousands of dollars to anyone who could bring back Johnny’s head in a sack. Only one group—so far—had learned of Johnny’s new locale and they’d sent a team in to take him out about six months back, just a few months after Johnny had moved in. A week after the attempted assassination, four bodies had been found floating in the Tensas River down in Catahoula Parish. They could not be identified because they had neither heads nor hands.
The local sheriff had opined that, Somebody sure had a grudge against their ass.
Just a few hundred yards after pulling out onto the blacktop parish road, Johnny stopped and parked on the shoulder, putting on his emergency flashers and walked across the road to a ditch. He stood looking down at what was left of a cow. The poor beast had what appeared to be slash marks all over its hide. He turned at the sounds of an approaching car and when he saw it was a Louisiana state trooper, he waved the driver to a halt.
The trooper rolled down the window and asked, Trouble, sir?
Dead cow in the ditch,
Johnny replied. But I never saw anything quite like the markings on the body.
The trooper clicked on his rotating lights and parked. He got out and looked at the cow. Damn!
he said. "I’m with you, mister. Looks like . . . hell, I don’t know what it looks like. The trooper took a deep breath and instantly regretted it.
What’s that smell?"
It’s sort of like ammonia, isn’t it?
Yeah. Sort of.
Johnny walked into the dry ditch and squatted down by the carcass, looking closely at the markings on the hide. The carcass seemed to be shrunken. And now that he was close, he could see that there were hundreds of those strange markings all over the animal’s body.
That’s a funny-looking cow,
the trooper remarked. Something’s wrong with it. It looks like . . . it’s been shrunk.
Then Johnny knew what was wrong. Shit!
he said.
What’s wrong?
No blood. This animal’s been drained of blood.
"Say what?"
Take a look for yourself.
The trooper looked, and looked again. Jesus Christ. I think you’re right.
He reached out to touch the carcass with a finger and Johnny’s voice stopped him.
Put a glove on.
The trooper cut eyes to him. Why?
Because you’ve cut your finger and if you touch that cut to this carcass, you run the risk of rabies.
The trooper jerked his hand back. "Rabies! Why do you say that?"
Because I know what, or who, did this.
Would you like to share that information with me?
Johnny did and the trooper blinked a couple of times. You’re sure?
Ninety-nine percent certain. But I never heard of them this far north.
Hell, they’re all over the United States, aren’t they?
Not this kind.
Are you deliberately trying to spook me?
Johnny smiled.
You find this funny?
Only your choice of words, trooper.
He stood up and the trooper stood with him.
I know who you are now,
the trooper said. You’re the guy who bought the old Perkins place.
That’s right.
Johnny extended his hand. Johnny MacBride.
The trooper shook hands. Mark Hayden. I have to call this in, but I don’t want to use the radio. Too damn many scanners around and something like this could cause a panic.
You’re sure right about that. My place is right down the road. You want to use the phone there?
I’d appreciate it.
Follow me.
On the short drive back to his house, Johnny appraised the trooper. About thirty or so, he figured, and competent. Very competent. The trooper had old eyes for one so young. Like my own, Johnny thought. He had noticed the tag on the front bumper of the trooper’s car. SWAT. Good man to know, Johnny summed up.
The commander of the troop, Captain Alden, was not impressed. Bats, huh? Bats killed a cow. A whole cow?
It’s sort of hard to just kill part of a cow, Captain,
Mark said.
Don’t get cute, Hayden. This day is starting off crappy enough without you and your jokes. Put this... what’s-his-name on the hom.
Mark held the phone out and Johnny took it. Johnny MacBride here.
You some sort of expert on bats, Mr. Bride.
"That’s MacBride, Captain."
Sorry.
I’m no expert, Captain. But I’ve spent a lot of time in countries where these types of bats call home. I’ve been in their caves and know what they smell like. And I’ve seen what they can do.
And you’re convinced this was . . . wait a minute. Wait a minute. Back up here, Mr. MacBride. You said, ‘These types of bats,’ right?
That’s right.
Just plain ol’ ordinary bats, right?
No.
Mark Hayden was staring at Johnny, a curious expression on his face. He had taken out a package of chewing tobacco and was just about to drop a load in his mouth.
No?
Captain Alden said.
That’s right. These are not the ordinary, very beneficial to humankind bats, Captain. These bats, if I’m right, are very dangerous. They can carry rabies and bubonic plague. Just to name a couple of disasters.
Do they have a name, Mr. MacBride?:
Yes. I did some research on them some years back. If I’m pronouncing it right, they’re called Diphylla Ecaudata.
Trooper Hayden was chomping away contentedly.
Johnny said, They’re better known as the Hairy-Legged Vampire Bat.
Trooper Hayden swallowed his chewing tobacco.
Two
Once Captain Alden got over his shock, he moved very quickly and contacted the right people. While Trooper Hayden was puking up his swallowed chewing tobacco in Johnny’s sink, some experts in the field of Chiroptera were being helicoptered in. A little bit shaky on his feet and somewhat pale, Trooper Hayden returned to the dead cow and made certain no one came near it, except for Johnny, who was busy taking pictures of the dead beast.
I probably ought to order you to stop that,
Mark said.
Go ahead.
Would you?
Probably not.
I thought so. Oh, to hell with it. You’ll probably sell them to the press.
I assure you, Mark, I stay just as far away from the press as possible.
You wanted by the law somewhere?
Mark asked with a smile.
Johnny laughed with him. I’m sure I am in some foreign countries, but not under this name.
You’re an ex-govemment-spook, aren’t you?
Why do you say that?
Johnny had shot two rolls of 35 mm film and he returned the expensive camera to its case and laid it on the seat of his truck.
Several things. Your home is a damn fort. You’ve got more security gear in and around that place than a bank. There are enough antennas stuck around your place to transmit and receive from Mars. You’re very security conscious. And I hope you have some sort of authorization to carry that little pistol you have in your back pocket.
Johnny laughed and showed the trooper a Federal permit, authorizing him to carry a concealed weapon. Mark grinned, shook his head and said, That’s the first one of those I think I’ve ever seen. Signed by the Attorney General. Interesting. You ex-CIA?
Let’s just say I did intelligence work for various agencies for over twenty years. I’m a retired Army Colonel. Full Bird.
Retirement pay must be pretty good.
I made a lot of good investments over the years. I’m comfortable.
You hot?
Johnny looked at the trooper. This was one very sharp young man, who used his bumbling, easy-grinning, tobacco-chewing, country-boy ways to disguise a quick mind. If you mean are there any terrorist groups who might take an interest in my whereabouts, if there are, they won’t find me.
I think four of them did about six months ago, Mr. MacBride.
Johnny smiled at him. Then arrest me.
Mark returned the smile. I don’t like terrorist groups, Mr. MacBride . . .
Johnny. Let’s keep it just Johnny.
Fine, Johnny. I think terrorist groups are cowards. They kill innocent people for every dumb-assed cause that you can think of. Besides, Johnny . . . I lost my oldest brother at the Marine Barracks in Lebanon.
Johnny nodded. At that instant, the two men understood each other. And the trooper and the ex-spook formed a bond of friendship as they stood on the shoulder of a blacktop road, a few yards from a dead cow.
Captain Alden drove up, and a sergeant from the troop pulled in right behind him. Mark introduced Johnny and the four of them turned and looked at the cow.
Alden knelt down and stared at the mutilated hide. Teeth marks,
he finally said. But very odd ones.
Much larger than I’ve ever seen,
Johnny said. And I’ve seen dozens of cases of bat bites in South America and Mexico.
Captain Alden nodded his head. He stood up and faced Johnny. I ran a check on you, Mr. MacBride. Or tried to. You’re clean as a whistle in the state of Louisiana. But Federal? Now that got interesting. And frustrating. We’ll have to have a long chat sometime. Larger bite marks than you’ve ever seen, huh? Well, that really makes my day. You have any more surprises for me?
I’m fresh out, Captain. But I’ll think on it some.
Captain Alden was a streetwise cop. He was no political appointee to troop commander . . . at least as much as one can not be in nearly any state of the Union. He had never had PI—Political Influence—stamped on any recommendation for promotion. He had been wounded in the line of duty once, and had dropped the hammer on criminals twice, both of them killing shots.
And he was getting some curious vibes about Johnny MacBride. MacBride was a retired Army Colonel, spending over twenty years in intelligence. But what the computer printout didn’t say spoke volumes. Captain Alden concluded that Johnny MacBride was a very dangerous man. The chest-pounding, loudmouth bully boys are almost always full of hot air and bullshit. The quiet, very self-assured and confident ones, like MacBride, will kill you without blinking.
Johnny took a couple of keys out of his pocket and handed them to Mark. You all will be wanting to keep this quiet. I suggest you use my home as a BO for a time.
As a what?
the Sergeant asked.
Base of Operations,
Johnny told him.
That’s kind of you, Mr. MacBride,
Captain Alden said.
Johnny, Captain. Just Johnny.
I’m Tom.
He started to add something just as the kerwhackedy sounds of a helicopter came to them.
The sergeant’s handy-talkie squawked and he answered. They’ll set down in that field,
he told Captain Alden, pointing. He looked at Mark. You did check it out, right?
Right. It’s clear. No quicksand, alligators, Viet Cong, or Arab terrorists,
Mark added with a straight face.
The sergeant sighed and Captain Alden shook his head. Johnny guessed those in command had long grown accustomed to Hayden’s wisecracking.
Where are these people from?
Johnny asked, as the chopper slowly began setting down in the field and the Sergeant started his walk over to greet them.
LSU and Tulane,
Alden replied.
Sheriff Young coming up fast,
Hayden said, looking south down the road.
I expected him,
the captain said. Forty or fifty cars and trucks have passed us in the last half hour, with everybody rubbernecking. One of them called it in.
Johnny had never formally met the sheriff of the parish, but they had nodded at one another several times. From all reports, the man seemed to be a competent officer.
Phil,
Captain Alden greeted him. We weren’t deliberately keeping you out of this. I was going to call you.
Sheriff Young nodded and looked at Johnny. You bought the old Perkins place, right?
That’s right.
Johnny stuck out his hand. Johnny MacBride.
Phil Young. Good to meet you. I’ve been meaning to stop by and ask how much you wanted for that ’65 Mustang.
It isn’t for sale. I’ve probably got five thousand hours in working on it.
I’m sure you have. At least,
the sheriff replied. It’s a beauty.
He looked first at the dead cow, then at Captain Alden. Is that the reason you’re all gathered out here, Tom?
It’s been drained of blood, Phil.
You’re kidding! A prank, you suppose?
No. Johnny here says it was done by bats.
"Bats!"
Bats,
Captain Alden repeated.
Mark turned up the collar of his shirt and tried to look like Bela Lugosi. Don’t start, Hayden,
Alden warned him. Don’t say a word. Vehicles coming up. Go direct traffic. And straighten up your shirt.
When Mark had walked to the center of the road, Alden said, He’s a good trooper. One of the best. But he’s a clown at heart.
Two men and two women walked out of the thin line of timber that separated the road from the field, following the sergeant. They all carried small bags. They went straight to the body of the cow, foregoing introductions. They knelt and squatted down and stared.
Incredible,
one said.
Astounding,
another said.
Astonishing,
the third said.
Holy shit!
the fourth one blurted—a very attractive lady wearing jeans and a faded denim shirt; both of which she filled out nicely. Johnny guessed her to be in her mid-thirties. And she was not wearing a wedding band.
Who discovered this?
the first one asked.
Captain Alden jerked his thumb at Johnny. He did.
A couple of hours ago,
Johnny said.
The very pretty lady shoved her sunglasses up and looked at him. Dark hair, dark eyes. You live close by?
Just down the road.
He bought your grandfather’s old place, Blair,
Sheriff Young said. Blair Perkins, Johnny MacBride.
Blair and Johnny inspected each other for about ten seconds. She nodded her head. Did you touch this carcass, Mr. MacBride?
No. And call me Johnny.
"Did anybody touch the carcass?"
Not to my knowledge.
A pickup truck rolled to a halt, right in the middle of the road, the driver ignoring Trooper Hayden’s signals. Goddamnit, Sheriff!
the man hollered. Some goddamn kids killed two of my goddamn cows last night. What in the goddamn hell are you going to do about it. Goddamnit!
How do you know it was kids, Frank?
Phil asked.
Well, who else would take a knife and whack ‘em all up? You get some people on it, Phil. That’s what we’re payin’ you to do, ain’t it? And goddamnit, do it before next year, will you?
He jerked the truck into gear and roared off, nearly running over Mark, who did some fancy stepping and some down-home cussing.
What a charming fellow,
Johnny remarked. He’s run me off this road twice.
I sure don’t doubt that,
Phil said. Frank Wirth. And he’s a one hundred percent, fourteen karat turd!
Blair laughed. He always has been, Phil.
We’re going to need someplace to work,
an older man said, standing up. Blair, you get somebody to run you over to that obnoxious fellow’s place and look at those dead cattle.
I can take her over there,
Johnny quickly volunteered, just as Mark Hayden opened his mouth to offer.
Highway department has some buildings just up the road,
Phil said.
Good. We’ll use them. Can you clear that for us, Captain?
No problem.
And we’ll need a truck with a lift,
another man said.
I’ll get one out here,
the sergeant said.
You ready to ride, Ms. Perkins?
Johnny asked.
Blair, please. Yes, I’m ready.
Johnny held the door for her and then turned the truck around in the road.
That’s an illegal turn!
Mark called, a grin on his lips.
Johnny gave him the Bird and Mark gave him two in return.
You’re from this area?
Johnny asked.
Blair nodded her head. Raised on a farm just a bit north and east of here. But I don’t remember you.
I’m not from here. I bought the property some years ago. I retired from the military last year and built a home. Right up that road,
he said, pointing.
You’re awfully young to be retired.
I made grade pretty fast.
He smiled. I lied about my age and went in at fifteen. Are you a teacher?
She nodded her head. Veterinary medicine. You know we’ve got a problem here?
One hell of a big problem, I’d say. No vampire bat that I ever saw had a mouth big enough to make bites like those back there. Do bats mate exclusively with their own kind?
Not much is known about that. What are you getting at?
Mutants.
Vampire bats can’t live in this climate. To my knowledge only one vampire bat has ever been found in the United States and that was down in South Texas years ago. Their range is from Central Mexico down into South America.
I know their range. I’ve also seen bats that weighed close to three pounds and had a wingspan of nearly five and a half feet.
Pteropus Vampyrus.
I’ll take your word for that.
The largest of the carnivorous bats is the one called Vampyrum Spectrum. They have a wing spread of just over two feet.
And the true vampire bat is called . . . ?
Desmodus Rotundus. Among other names.
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