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    Trevor Lee and the Big Uh Oh!
    Trevor Lee and the Big Uh Oh!
    Trevor Lee and the Big Uh Oh!
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    Trevor Lee and the Big Uh Oh!

    By Wiley Blevins and Marta Kissi

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    If there's one thing everyone knows, it's that Trevor Lee and school don't mix. Like pickles and peanut butter. When his new teacher announces all the third graders must read in front of everyone at Parents Night, Trevor Lee and his best friend Pinky take action before his secret of not being able to read gets out. After several over-the-top attempts at getting out of Parents Night, Trevor Lee enlists the help of his Mamaw. "Some days are just bad. You gotta hold your head high and keep moving," she always says. Can Trevor Lee remember her advice as he stands in front of a crowd on the biggest night of third grade?

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherLerner Publishing
    Release dateSep 1, 2019
    ISBN9781947159105
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    Wiley Blevins

    Wiley Blevins has written more than 70 books for children, as well as created reading programs for schools in the US and Asia. Wiley currently lives and writes in New York City.

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      Trevor Lee and the Big Uh Oh! - Wiley Blevins

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      Chapter 1

      P utting your underwear on backwards isn’t the worst thing that can happen to you on the first day of school. Having everyone find out is.

      My name is Trevor Lee McGee. And if there’s one thing people know about me it’s that school and me don’t mix. Like werewolves and vampires. Or peanut butter and pickles. Trust me on that last one.

      My grandma, Mamaw McGee, says, Some days are just bad. You gotta hold your head up high and keep on moving.

      Today was going to be one of those days. I could just feel it in my skinny bones. The only skinny thing about me. You see, today was the first day of 3rd Grade.

      My best friend Pinky waited for me in front of the school. Well, not exactly in front. He was hiding behind the big pine tree. Near the front door.

      Pinky’s been my best friend since kindergarten. I know it sounds like a girl’s name. But it’s not. Pinky’s a boy. The kind that picks up frogs and thinks girls smell icky.

      Most girls do smell funny, you know. I think they smell like a mix of strawberry and baby butt. Or even noni.

      What’s noni you ask? Well, it’s some weird fruit from the desert. Or is it the rainforest? Maybe it’s the moon. I can’t remember. Mother bought a whole case of the stuff last summer. Just because she heard on TV it helps you lose weight. It worked. It smelled so gross no one ate it. That’s the secret to losing weight. Buy gross food. You’ll thank me for that advice when you grow up.

      Anyway, back to Pinky. Pinky is not only my best friend, he’s the smallest and loudest kid in the class. Pinky says he wants to be a fire truck when he gets older. Or at least as old as my dad. Which is as old as dirt.

      I told Mamaw Pinky’s great idea about being a fire truck. She just said Bless his heart and shook her head.

      Mamaw shakes her head a lot when I talk about Pinky. She must have an itchy, itchy brain.

      Psst, said Pinky.

      Why are you hiding behind the tree? I asked.

      I’m not going in there, he answered.

      Why?

      "Do you know who our teacher is this year?

      No. No idea.

      Miss Booger!

      Who?

      Miss Booger. Like the stuff in your nose. My sister had her last year. Says Miss Booger has x-ray vision. Says she can hear your thoughts, too.

      No way!

      Way.

      And if you talk or even move in class, she… .

      She what? I asked moving in closer.

      She gives you the evil stink eye.

      No way!

      Way.

      Gentlemen, interrupted Principal Harris from the doorway. Gentlemen!

      Be very still, Pinky whispered without moving his lips. If we don’t move she won’t see us.

      I think that egg has already hatched, I groaned.

      Principal Harris was now standing so close I could smell her coffee breath. French roast with milk and two scoops of sugar. I know my morning beverages. Ever since Mother started working, Daddy has me make his morning coffee. Before he’ll get out of bed. The lazy butt likes the fancy stuff. It’s one of my many new jobs since Mother went back to work.

      Gentlemen, she said in a voice too deep for a woman. Or a human. The bell has rung. You need to find your classroom.

      But…, we both said.

      The only butts I want to hear are yours plopping into chairs.

      Yes, ma’am, I said as we were marched into the school. To face our doom. Our terrifying end. Our death. All at the hands of Miss Booger.

      Chapter 2

      M iss Booger was a lot prettier and less stinky than I expected.

      It turns out her name is actually Miss Burger. Pinky needs to clean out his ears. But, we’ve decided to call her The Boog from here on out. It’s easier to talk about your teacher when you use a nickname. Like Mr. Hairy Nose. Or Miss Hair-on-Fire.

      The Boog wouldn’t let me and Pinky sit beside each other. Something about a story Miss Owens, our 2nd Grade teacher, told her. I had to sit by Sally May. Pinky had to sit by Sally Fay, her twin sister. To say these girls are annoying is like saying dog poo smells. It’s a fact.

      And it all started only ten minutes after the bell rang.

      Miss Burger, Miss Burger, Sally May yelled, shaking her hand in the air like a rocket trying to take off. I think that girl has a bad case of the jitters.

      What is it, Sally May? asked The Boog.

      Miss Burger. Trevor Lee is looking at me.

      That can happen when you have eyes, she answered.

      Score one point for The Boog.

      But Miss Burger, Sally May continued. It ain’t right.

      Sally Fay, her twin sister, began to jiggle faster than Jell-O in an earthquake.

      Well, I’m sure Trevor Lee is looking because he finds you pretty. Take it as a compliment.

      The whole class laughed. Not a giggle. Or a chuckle. Rather, the kind of belly laugh where milk shoots out of your nose.

      Minus two points for The Boog.

      By the way, Sally May is now my enemy #1. I told her, too. Sally May. You are my enemy #1. Just like that. I didn’t even care if The Boog heard. Sally May shook her fist at me.

      Then Sally Fay shot her hand into the air.

      Miss Burger, she yelled. Pinky is looking at me.

      Oh brother, The Boog muttered under her breath. She had that scrunched face

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