Uncle Adolf
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The year is 1982 and Adolf Hitler has been living anonymously on the south coast of New South Wales for almost thirty years, waging small wars with his neighbours and the local council. Until one day, during the height of the Falklands War, his old comrade Martin Bormann comes to visit, bearing a secret that will affect both their destinies.&nbs
Craig Cormick
Dr Craig Cormick OAM is an award-winning author and science communicator. He has published many more books than he has children and grandchildren (and he has four and three of those respectively). He was born on Dharawal Country – Wollongong – and has lived in the Blue Mountains and Queensland. He currently lives on Ngunnawal land in Canberra. He has been Chair of the ACT Writers Centre, co-host of the literary podcast Secrets from the Green Room, and has edited several magazines and books. He is drawn to stories of people whose voices have been hidden from history. Find him at wwwcraigcormick.com
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Uncle Adolf - Craig Cormick
Uncle Adolf
Craig Cormick
Ginninderra PressContents
Eins
Zwei
Drei
Vier
Fünf
Sechs
Sieben
Acht
Neun
Zehn
Elf
Zwölf
Dreizehn
Vierzehn
Fünfzehn
Uncle Adolf
ISBN 978 1 76041 243 2
Copyright © text Craig Cormick 2014
This book was written with the assistance of an artsACT project grant
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First published 2014
Reprinted 2016
Ginninderra Press
PO Box 3461 Port Adelaide 5015
www.ginninderrapress.com.au
‘The great masses of the people will more easily fall victim to a big lie than a small one.’
– Mein Kampf
Eins
From millions of men…one man must step forward who with apodictic force will form granite principles from the wavering idea-world of the broad masses and take up the struggle for their sole correctness…
– Mein Kampf
The old bus wheezes a bit on the hills and, as it slows for another climb, the foreigner looks out the window and examines the wasteland of another logged-out forest. It brings to mind distant memories of the aftermath of battles he has seen. It is a dislocating feeling and he turns back to look at the passenger seated beside him. As soon as he does, he knows it is a mistake. He’s getting better at recognising them in his old age.
As if waiting for the chance to re-engage him, the old digger asks him, once again, ‘So, Hungarian, was it you said?’
The foreigner tries hard not to roll his eyes. ‘Yes, that’s right. Hungarian,’ he says, then he turns back to the window.
The battle memory is gone and they are now cruising down a slope, passing through thick scrub on either side of the bus. The foreigner wishes he could see the ocean. He also wishes he’d gone to the toilet in Narooma. They’d only stopped once since then, to let a dozen men climb off and piss on the bus’s tyres.
‘You were on our side then, weren’t you?’ the old digger asks him.
The foreigner twists a little in his seat. They are vinyl and have seen better days, like most of the passengers, and are uncomfortable to sit on for so long a journey.
‘Your side of the bus?’ asks the foreigner.
‘No. Our side in the war,’ says the old digger.
‘Yes. We fought the Germans, then the Russians.’
The old digger mulls on that a moment. ‘Fair enough,’ he says, then points at the large curved scar on the foreigner’s forehead. ‘That where you got that?’
The foreigner nods once, having abandoned the banal truth of the street brawl with fellow thugs years ago. ‘Of course,’ he says. ‘A very serious head wound.’
The digger then nods in turn and says, ‘Did I mention that I was at Tobruk?’
‘I think you did,’ says the foreigner, trying to look busy, studying the form guide from the previous day’s paper in his hands. He has found an unexpected pleasure in betting on horses, and has also found that for a man so obsessed with details it is less a gamble than a calculation, and could be quite profitable. At times.
‘Yairs,’ says the old digger. ‘We taught those Nazi scum a thing or two. Showed ’em what Australian troops are really worth.’ He points at the newspaper, ‘Like the Brits are going to show those Argies a thing or two.’
The foreigner doesn’t need to look to know he is pointing at the large black headlines proclaiming the latest British propaganda about the war in the Falklands. He’s written enough propaganda in his years to know well-crafted lies, regardless of the size of the type they are in.
The digger takes a deep breath, like he is about to go off on another track of thought, but is quiet for a moment and the foreigner hopes he’s gone back to sleep. The sight of the man’s dentures dropping half out of his mouth appals him, but it is preferable to his constant interrogation about the war.
But the old digger turns back suddenly and says, ‘Do you know what Rommel called us?’
‘Yes,’ says the foreigner. ‘The forty-thousand thieves!’
‘That’s right,’ says the old digger. ‘But we showed him. Didn’t we.’
‘Yes,’ he replies, looking at his watch, wishing the journey was over already.
He looks out the window again. A dark brown panel van, with two surfboards on its roof racks and the word SANDMAN on the sides, overtakes the bus, its V8 engine roaring loudly.
Presently the bus passes a road sign and the foreigner sees they’re only ten miles from his destination. He feels his heart beating a little harder. It’s just the excitement, he tells himself. He sits there and counts off the miles. Once an impatient man, he’s become very good at waiting. Every now and then he can glimpse the ocean through the trees. It won’t be long now, he tells himself. Twenty years waiting for this!
‘How did you know that?’ asks the old digger suddenly. ‘About us being the forty-thousand thieves?’
‘Um – I think somebody told me,’ says the foreigner.
‘Was it somebody who fought in the war?’ asks the old digger.
‘Yes, I’m certain it was,’ he says.
‘What was his name?’ asks the old digger. ‘Maybe I knew him.’
‘His name was Erwin Rommel,’ says the foreigner and smirks a little.
But the old digger doesn’t see anything funny in it. ‘A lot of good people died at Tobruk,’ he says truculently. Then, ‘You sure the Hungarians were on our side?’
But all the foreigner says is, ‘Yes, a lot of good people died there.’
That appeases the old digger somewhat and he lapses into silence for some time. When the foreigner looks back, he’s dozing and his dentures have fallen half out of his mouth. The foreigner shakes his head and wonders, not for the first time, how they had managed to hold Tobruk for so long.
He settles back in his seat and tries to find a more comfortable position. His back hurts and he feels a pressing urgency on his bladder. The curses of old age. But they’re small discomforts today, and the journey will soon be over.
Twenty years, he ponders again.
The bus speaker system crackles overhead and the driver says, ‘Eden, five minutes.’
His travel companion startles awake. ‘What did he say?’ he asks.
‘Eden,’ he tells him.
‘Oh,’ says the old digger. ‘I’ve a way to go yet.’
‘Well, it’s my stop,’ the foreigner says. ‘So if you’ll excuse me.’
‘Sure,’ says the old digger and rises slowly from his seat to let him squeeze past him.
‘Thank you,’ the foreigner mumbles.
‘It’s Len,’ the old digger suddenly says, with the stranger pressed up close against him. ‘Len Wicks.’ And he holds out his hand.
The foreigner stares at it as if the man has offered him his dentures to hold, but he takes it and says, after a pause, ‘Joseph Lukas.’ The name is well worn in his mouth, but never comes as quickly as he’d like it to.
‘It’s gonna be a holiday, is it?’ Len asks him.
‘No. I’m visiting an old comrade.’
‘Ah,’ says Len wistfully. ‘I know the feeling of that.’
‘I’m sure,’ says the foreigner and he squeezes past Len Wicks, falling against him just for a moment as the bus lurches.
Both men look a little awkward and it breaks the need for any further conversations.
The foreigner makes his way down to the front of the bus as they round the last few curves in the road and suddenly the sea fills up the whole vista in front of them. Blue and sparkling. He stares at it for some moments and then nearly topples over as the bus comes to a stop.
The driver opens the door with a pneumatic hiss, and then helps him find his bag.
The foreigner stands there by the roadside until the bus is gone in a cloud of exhaust and the grinding of gears. Then he reaches into his pocket and looks through Len Wicks’s wallet. A few cards and photos and not much cash. A poor travelling companion in every sense, he thinks.
Then he turns his back to the ocean and starts walking up the small hill to his right. He pulls out a piece of paper to check on the directions he has been given. He is panting after five minutes, but keeps on. Only a little further, he tells himself. The ache in his back. The need to urinate. The wheezing in his breath. They are nothing. This is a momentous day. And then he can see the house. A two-storey building looming over the road before him.
He stands there a moment, his lips gone suddenly dry. He has imagined this for so long. Imagined just how it would feel to be standing here. But the brick veneer building with a flat roof and veranda mounted on white metal poles is very different to what he had pictured in his mind. He had been imagining something more – well, Bavarian.
But then he sees the glass door to the second-storey veranda slide open. And a dog steps out onto the veranda. A German shepherd. It looks down at him. Then a man steps out behind it and stands there. Also looking down at him. Hands clasped behind his back.
The foreigner blinks. It is him. Now it is just how he had pictured it. And twenty years means nothing. He has to contain himself not to drop his bag to the road and shout out, ‘Sieg Heil!’
He might have too, but at that moment a young boy, about ten or eleven years old, steps out on the veranda and takes the Führer’s hand. ‘Hello,’ he says shyly. ‘You must be Uncle Martin!’
Uncle’s new friend has a large red nose like he was been bitten by a bee. Apis in Latin. There are over 20,000 species of bees. He is taller than Uncle. I would like to ask him how tall. Uncle is 173 centimetres, if you include the curve of his back, which he says I must. That is five feet and eight inches. He said he was taller before he got old. Much, much, much taller.
He says I can call him Uncle even though he’s not my real uncle. I have two real uncles. One is named Robert, but he prefers to be called Bob. He is my mother’s brother. He is two years and twenty-three days older than her. He lives in Sydney and works as a truck driver. He comes to visit us every Christmas and stays for one week. He says he will take me for a drive in his truck one day. He doesn’t drive a truck when he comes to visit us, though. He drives a Ford Falcon 500XY. He says it is just the same age as me, which is nine years and fifty-one days, and that it is the best car ever made.
It is 198 days until next Christmas.
Uncle’s new friend says I should call him Joseph, but Uncle has already told me that his real name is Martin. I asked if he drove trucks, but Uncle said, ‘No. He does not drive trucks.’ I asked if he would stay for one week. Uncle said perhaps.
I don’t like perhapses.
My other uncle is Bruno. He is the brother of my father and he only came to visit when I was very small. When my father still lived with us. And he has been gone for five years and forty-seven days. My mother says he has gone to buggery. I asked if that is near Sydney, but she only laughed. She says that Uncle Bruno is in Sydney, though. He lives at a place called Long Bay and Mother says he won’t visit anybody for Christmas for at least another ten years. I asked if he will come and visit us then. She said another perhaps.
Our town is also on a Bay. Twofold Bay. Sydney is 373 kilometres away. Which is closer in miles – 231 miles only. Uncle says that Uncle Martin has been in Sydney though he does not live there. He lives at a place called anonymously.
My mother says that Uncle is a kind man to look after me when she is feeling under the weather. She stays in bed many mornings because she is often under the weather. She says I can go and play with Uncle but that I should not annoy him or he will send me back home. He has never sent me back home, though. Uncle says he enjoys the company of a quiet boy, but I am allowed to ask him questions. He says many things are our secrets. Like Mummy says it is a secret that Uncle Bruno lives at Long Bay. It is a secret that Uncle’s friend is really named Martin. It is not a secret that my Uncle Bob’s really name is Robert, though.
Uncle’s friend has another name too. Uncle calls