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    Hilda's Yard
    Hilda's Yard
    Hilda's Yard
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    Hilda's Yard

    By Norm Foster

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    Lemonade is for people who use the front door.

    It’s an exciting summer day in 1956 for Hilda and Sam Fluck. Newly on their own since their thirtysomething children Gary and Janey moved out, they are finally ready to relax. Hilda plans to hang her laundry while Sam goes to buy a shiny new television. What could disturb their simple peace?

    Turns out doors are merely decoration as Gary and Janey literally fall over the fence into the backyard, looking for help out of sticky situations. Gary has lost his job, is enamoured with his new girlfriend, Bobbi, and running from a bookie named Beverly, while the ever-dependent Janey has unexpectedly left her husband. The family careens into an afternoon of calamity, showing them that ultimately they must celebrate how they can be together rather than apart.

    Norm Foster’s heartwarming and relatable family comedy proves that there will always be a significant weight to an empty nest.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherPlaywrights Canada Press
    Release dateMar 19, 2019
    ISBN9781770919686
    Hilda's Yard
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    Norm Foster

    Norm Foster has been the most produced playwright in Canada every year for the past twenty years. His plays receive an average of one hundred and fifty productions annually. Norm has over sixty plays to his credit, including The Foursome, On a First Name Basis, and Hilda’s Yard. He is the recipient of the Los Angeles Drama-Logue Award for his play The Melville Boys and is an Officer of the Order of Canada. He lives in Fredericton. Find out more at www.normfoster.ca.

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      Hilda's Yard - Norm Foster

      Hilda’s Yard was first produced at Theatre New Brunswick in Fredericton, New Brunswick, in October 2012 with the following cast and creative team:

      Hilda Fluck: Patricia Vanstone

      Sam Fluck: Sam Rosenthal

      Gary Fluck: Jonathan Gould

      Janey Fluck: Perrie Olthuis

      Bobbi Jakes: Jane Spence

      Beverly Woytowich: Gordon Gammie

      Director: Caleb Marshall

      Stage Manager: Eamonn Reil

      Set Designer: Patrick Clark

      Costume Designer: Sherry Kinnear

      Sound Designer: Michael Doherty

      Lighting Designer: Chris Saad

      Characters

      Hilda Fluck: mid-fifties

      Sam Fluck: mid-fifties

      Gary Fluck: thirty-three

      Janey Fluck: thirty

      Bobbi Jakes: early thirties

      Beverly Woytowich: around forty

      Time

      Morning. Friday, September 28, 1956.

      Setting

      The backyard of the Fluck family home. We see the back porch, an outdoor table, a couple of chairs, and a clothesline. A fence runs down both sides of the yard. There are a few kitschy lawn ornaments in the yard as well.

      Act One

      Scene One

      Hilda Fluck enters from the house carrying a basket of laundry. Hilda is about fifty to fifty-five years old. She moves down to the clothesline, and as she does she speaks to her neighbour in the yard behind hers. We don’t see the neighbour. The audience is the neighbour. Hilda hangs laundry from the line as she speaks.

      Hilda: Oh good morning, Mrs. Lidstrom. I see you had the same idea as I had this morning. Getting an early jump on the wash. Yes. Well, look at us, would you? Don’t we lead the glamorous lives? We’re like Grace Kelly and Rita Hayworth, I swear. Fortunately the loads are much lighter for me these days now that the children are out of the house. You knew that my Gary moved out finally, right? . . . Yes, two weeks ago. He got a job in the city. He’s working in the food industry and living right downtown. And Janey and her husband Duncan are all settled over in Farmington. They have a lovely little split-level over there on a quiet cul-de-sac . . . Cul-de-sac. It’s French. Sounds pretty, doesn’t it? It means dead end . . . Oh yes indeed they do grow up fast. Sadly, they don’t move out of the house as fast as they grow. Oh I thought my Gary would never leave. Thirty-three years old, Mrs. Lidstrom, and he just wouldn’t go. He said he needed time to recover from his war experience. Well, God bless him for rolling up his sleeves and pitching in to crush the Nazi horde, but eleven years to recover? It only took them five years to rebuild Berlin. And then there’s Janey. Mercy me. I practically had to break her fingers to get them loose from my apron strings. I mean, you’ve raised a family, Mrs. Lidstrom. You know what it’s like. There comes a time when you just want to be free of the responsibility. These years — what they call the golden years — these should be for Mr. Fluck and myself. Lord knows we’ve earned them . . . I seem anxious? Well, I am a little anxious, Mrs. Lidstrom, yes. Mr. Fluck is off to make a sizable purchase this morning and it’s got me concerned . . . Oh, yes it’s very dear. I just hope it doesn’t send us tumbling headlong into the poorhouse . . . Well, thank you, but hopefully we won’t need good luck. Luck is a last resort, isn’t it? Luck is what you hope for before you start to pray.

      She looks to Heaven.

      God, I’m coming to you now because my luck has run out. And then God gets mad at you because you didn’t come to him first and he kills a relative. Not a close relative. A second cousin. Just to serve as a warning shot . . . All right, Mrs. Lidstrom. I’ll see you later. Have a nice day now.

      Sam Fluck enters onto the back porch. He is in his mid-fifties. He wears a suit.

      Sam: (moving to Hilda) Hilly? I’m all set.

      Hilda: Yes, I see that. And you’re wearing a suit.

      Sam: Well, I want the salesman to know that he’s dealing with a certain class of gentleman here. That Sam Fluck is not just some chowderhead off the street that he can take advantage of. No, when I walk into that showroom, this suit will level the playing field. We’ll be able to talk man to man and I’ll get the best deal I can.

      Hilda: Well, I hope so, Sam. We don’t have a lot of money to throw around, you know.

      Sam: Don’t worry, Hilly. With the money we’re saving on the groceries we would have been buying for Gary, which we no longer have to buy, plus the clothes we bought for him and the other incidentals, we can have this purchase paid for in a matter of five or six months.

      Hilda: And you’re sure we need this.

      Sam: Need it? Hilly, it’s not a case of need. It’s a case of finally buying something that we want. Something that will enable us to enjoy our lives a little more.

      Hilda: I thought we would have enjoyed that trip to North Carolina this winter. Warm weather. Beaches.

      Sam: I thought you wanted to go to Florida.

      Hilda: We only had enough money to get us as far as North Carolina, remember?

      Sam: Well, a trip to North Carolina would only last us a week. This purchase is going to last us a lifetime.

      Hilda: A lifetime?

      Sam: All right, the warranty says five years. But, Hilly, I know we’re doing the right thing. Just imagine. Tomorrow night, God willing, Mr. James Arness will be starring as Marshal Matt Dillon in our very own living room on our brand-new Zenith twenty-one-inch console television set. I get goose bumps just thinking about it.

      Hilda: And what’s the price of this television set again?

      Sam: You know what the price is, Hilly.

      Hilda: Just say it, Sam.

      Sam: The ad has been taped to the icebox for the past two weeks.

      Hilda: But I

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