Bare Bear Bones
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At the instruction of their marriage counsellor, empty nesters Norm and Ruth book a trip to a place where they remember being in love, the Bear Bones Family Campground, in order to rekindle their spark. After arriving late in the night, the conservative couple wakes to discover that their once familiar spot has become the Bare Bones Alternative Lifestyle Campground, and that nobody else is wearing any clothes!
Besides figuring out which side of the clothesline they’re on, Norm and Ruth have to work on their communication, whether it’s blindly directing one another to the washroom or re-establishing their goals in life. With the help of guests and staff, the couple starts to open their eyes and find their way back to their happy place.
Michael Grant
Michael Grant, author of the Gone series, the Messenger of Fear series, the Magnificent Twelve series, and the Front Lines trilogy, has spent much of his life on the move. Raised in a military family, he attended ten schools in five states, as well as three schools in France. Even as an adult he kept moving, and in fact he became a writer in part because it was one of the few jobs that wouldn’t tie him down. His fondest dream is to spend a year circumnavigating the globe and visiting every continent. Yes, even Antarctica. He lives in California with his wife, Katherine Applegate, with whom he cowrote the wildly popular Animorphs series. You can visit him online at www.themichaelgrant.com and follow him on Twitter @MichaelGrantBks.
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Bare Bear Bones - Michael Grant
Bare Bear
Bones
Michael Grant
Playwrights Canada Press
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Bare Bear Bones © Copyright 2021 by Michael Grant
First edition: March 2021
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Title: Bare bear bones / Michael Grant.
Names: Grant, Michael, 1969- author.
Description: A play.
Identifiers: Canadiana (print) 20210104945 | Canadiana (ebook) 20210107731 |
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Contents
Copyright
Dedication
Production History
Characters
Act One
Scene One
Scene Two
Scene Three
Act Two
Scene One
Scene Two
Acknowledgements
About the Author
Landmarks
Title Page
Copyright
Dedication
Table of Contents
Production History
Characters
Act One
Scene One
Scene Two
Scene Three
Act Two
Scene One
Scene Two
Acknowledgements
About the Author
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Bare Bear Bones was first produced by the Elmira Theatre Company from February 10 to 18, 2012, with the following cast and crew:
Norman: Brian Otto
Ruth: Kathy Fahey
Frank: Thom Smith
Libby: Tracy Leighton
Annie: Crystal Levesque
Lenny: Brandon Maxwell
Bruce: Michael Hunter
Doris: Tracy Biggar
Producer: Bev Dietrich
Director: Deb Deckert
Stage Manager: Iris Miltenburg
Assistant Stage Managers: Alice Soeder and Maia Frumhartz
Sound Design and Operation: Joe Brenner
Lighting Design: Thom Smith, Mic Michenfelder, and Brandon Maxwell
Lighting Operation: Mic Michenfelder
Costumes: Danielle Ball
Set Design: Phil Dietrich
Set Construction: Phil Dietrich, Ken Frid, Ron Henderson, and Adrian Miltenburg
Set Dressing: Gord Grose
Set Painting: Sam Dietrich and Phil Dietrich
Props: Sherry Heine and Janet Zwicker
Props Assistants: Sue Parr and Pam Webb
Makeup: Sue Rose
Front of House: Gail Waring
Tickets: Sandy Weiler
Program: Cathy Read-Wilson
House Managers: Pat Northey and Ruth Connor
Characters
Norman: A quick-witted but conservative empty nester in his fifties. He is married to Ruth and is the father of two children, but he has no grandchildren. He is reluctantly attending a marriage counsellor because Ruth feels that they have lost the spark.
Ruth: A religious and conservative empty nester married to Norman. She is in her fifties and raised two children as a stay-at-home mom. Lately, with the children grown, she feels her marriage has no spark and is desperate to rekindle the relationship so it can be like that magical night in the pickup.
Frank: A widower in his fifties who has found a more liberal side to life. After losing his wife to cancer, he was deeply depressed, but accidentally discovered a new way of life. The Bare Bones Alternative Lifestyle Campground was created from his failing family campground. He is the father of Libby and Annie.
Annie: In her twenties and attempting a career as an actor. She lives at home with her father and helps him at the campground. She is energetic and always interested in having fun.
Libby: In her late twenties or early thirties. She studies medicine at university and is in her final year. During the summer she helps her father around the campground. She is more conservative than her younger sister Annie.
Lenny: In his twenties or thirties. The ultimate party dude.
On the other hand, there may be a more professional side to him too, as he works at a talent agency in the city.
Bruce: A middle-aged regional manager for a linen company who spends much of his time on the road. He has the typical travelling salesman stories but is happily married to Doris.
Doris: Also middle-aged. She is married to Bruce and they have raised two boys together. She and Bruce decided after the kids left home that they would do something outside their comfort zone at least once a year.
Notes
The blankets and sleeping bags that Ruth hangs on the clothesline in Act One, Scene One must create a half wall blocking all actors’ midsections from the audience.
Act One
Scene One
As the curtain rises the stage is in darkness. It is silent except for the sound of the odd cricket, and then we hear a crash.
Norman:
(in darkness) Oh for the love of . . . !
More noises and shuffling in the darkness, as if someone is moving things and doing physical labour.
Another loud crash.
Jesus, Joseph, and Mary riding a camel through the desert!
Ruth:
Norman!
Norman:
What?!
Ruth:
Mind your tongue.
Norman:
What did I say?
Ruth:
You know what you said. You took the Lord’s name