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    Never So Good (NHB Modern Plays)
    Never So Good (NHB Modern Plays)
    Never So Good (NHB Modern Plays)
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    Never So Good (NHB Modern Plays)

    By Howard Brenton

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    A fascinating portrait of Harold Macmillan in an epic play about the decline of British fortunes in the middle of the twentieth century.
    Set against a back-drop of fading Empire, war, the Suez crisis, vintage champagne, adultery and vicious Tory politics at the Ritz, Never So Good paints the portrait of a brilliant, witty but complex man, at times comically and, in the end, tragically out of kilter with his times.
    Harold Macmillan, the Eton-educated idealist who rushed, with Homer's Iliad under his arm, to do his duty in the Grenadier Guards, is tormented by the harsh experiences of war and an unhappy marriage. His career in the 1930s is blocked by his loyalty to Winston Churchill, and he nearly loses his life in the Second World War. When at last he becomes Prime Minister he is brought down by the Profumo scandal.
    'gripping, compassionate and often delightfully comic... his finest achievement to date' - Telegraph
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherNick Hern Books
    Release dateOct 2, 2014
    ISBN9781780013619
    Never So Good (NHB Modern Plays)
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    Howard Brenton

    Howard Brenton was born in Portsmouth in 1942. His many plays include Christie in Love (Portable Theatre, 1969); Revenge (Theatre Upstairs, 1969); Magnificence (Royal Court Theatre, 1973); The Churchill Play (Nottingham Playhouse, 1974, and twice revived by the RSC, 1978 and 1988); Bloody Poetry (Foco Novo, 1984, and Royal Court Theatre, 1987); Weapons of Happiness (National Theatre, Evening Standard Award, 1976); Epsom Downs (Joint Stock Theatre, 1977); Sore Throats (RSC, 1978); The Romans in Britain (National Theatre, 1980, revived at the Crucible Theatre, Sheffield, 2006); Thirteenth Night (RSC, 1981); The Genius (1983), Greenland (1988) and Berlin Bertie (1992), all presented by the Royal Court; Kit’s Play (RADA Jerwood Theatre, 2000); Paul (National Theatre, 2005); In Extremis (Shakespeare’s Globe, 2006 and 2007); Never So Good (National Theatre, 2008); The Ragged Trousered Philanthropists adapted from the novel by Robert Tressell (Liverpool Everyman and Chichester Festival Theatre, 2010); Anne Boleyn (Shakespeare’s Globe, 2010 and 2011); 55 Days (Hampstead Theatre, 2012); #aiww: The Arrest of Ai Weiwei (Hampstead Theatre, 2013); The Guffin (NT Connections, 2013); Drawing the Line (Hampstead Theatre, 2013) and Doctor Scroggy's War (Shakespeare's Globe, 2014); Lawrence After Arabia (Hampstead Theatre, 2016) and The Blinding Light (Jermyn Street Theatre, 2017). Collaborations with other writers include Brassneck (with David Hare, Nottingham Playhouse, 1972); Pravda (with David Hare, National Theatre, Evening Standard Award, 1985) and Moscow Gold (with Tariq Ali, RSC, 1990). Versions of classics include The Life of Galileo (1980) and Danton’s Death (1982) both for the National Theatre, Goethe’s Faust (1995/6) for the RSC, a new version of Danton’s Death for the National Theatre (2010) and Dances of Death (Gate Theatre, 2013). He wrote thirteen episodes of the BBC1 drama series Spooks (2001–05, BAFTA Best Drama Series, 2003).

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      Never So Good (NHB Modern Plays) - Howard Brenton

      ACT ONE

      The Wound (1909-1916)

      HAROLD MACMILLAN wanders onto the stage. White tie, an elegant cane in one hand, a whisky and soda in the other. He is very relaxed and addresses the audience.

      MACMILLAN. I always had trouble with my teeth. Bad teeth in politics are not good. It’s cruel, but people will always make moral judgements from appearances. It got a lot worse when television came. The BBC was a dental nightmare.

      He sips his whisky.

      Enter the Eton Wall Game. Two teams of eleven young PLAYERS in pre-First World War games kit. Amongst them are the YOUNG HAROLD MACMILLAN and YOUNG HARRY CROOKSHANK.

      As they enter they are singing the Eton Boating Song, raucously:

      PLAYERS. Jolly boating weather,

      And a hay harvest breeze,

      Blade on the feather,

      Shade off the trees,

      Swing swing together,

      With your bodies between your knees,

      Swing swing together,

      With your bodies between your knees.

      The PLAYERS jam in a huddle against the wall.

      They shout:

      YOUNG CROOKSHANK. Bully! Bully! Bully! Bully! Bully! Bully!

      They freeze.

      MACMILLAN (aside). Winston always had good teeth. Despite the cigars, Cuban tobacco juices flowing in the root canals. It was probably the brandy kept the Churchillian enamel clean. When I became Prime Minister I had my errant incisors capped. I also grew my hair thicker, oiled it a little. And when I went to Moscow to meet the Communist leaders, I wore a furry, white Russian hat. Yes, in politics one learns to play the tart.

      The Wall Game continues. One team – the Collegers – are struggling to form a phalanx, a tunnel at an angle to the wall.

      YOUNG CROOKSHANK (shouting). College! College! Phalanx! Phalanx! College, phalanx!

      The Wall Game freezes.

      MACMILLAN (aside). Chipped a tooth in the Eton Wall Game. The rules allow a fist to be held permanently in the face of an opponent without actually punching them – a very English kind of brutality. Thoroughly enjoyed playing the Wall Game. Every century or so someone actually scores a goal. Which is meant to teach one something, though I haven’t the faintest idea what.

      The Wall Game continues.

      YOUNG MACMILLAN breaks away from the mass of bodies. The ball flies out to him. He is startled to find it in his hands.

      YOUNG CROOKSHANK. Harold! Lines! Kick! Lines!

      YOUNG MAC kicks the ball offstage. The other PLAYERS rush off shouting:

      PLAYERS. Calyx calyx calyx! Ball in bad calyx! Well done, Harold! Ball in calyx!

      YOUNG MAC and MACMILLAN pause. Then they talk to each other.

      YOUNG MAC. I hated Eton.

      MACMILLAN. That’s why I draw a veil.

      YOUNG MAC. When Mummy took me out of college, they said I’d been sent away for buggery.

      MACMILLAN. Draw a veil.

      YOUNG MAC. Mummy told people it was pneumonia.

      MACMILLAN. Yes.

      YOUNG MAC and MACMILLAN both take out rimless glasses, put them on and look at each other.

      Then YOUNG MAC runs off.

      MACMILLAN smiles at the audience.

      (Aside.) Anthony Eden. Anthony had wonderful teeth, a dazzling array for the television age. But not even that beautiful mouth in millions of living rooms could save him. And teeth weren’t my biggest physical problem. That began in the Great War. When my mother finally got me there.

      Enter HELEN ‘NELLIE’ MACMILLAN. She paces. She reads a letter. She folds it into her hand.

      Enter YOUNG MAC. He is in the civilian day clothes of 1915.

      NELLIE. Harold, darling boy.

      Kisses him.

      Were you very late last night?

      YOUNG MAC. Very.

      NELLIE. How is Southend?

      YOUNG MAC. Beastly.

      NELLIE. But lots of sea air.

      YOUNG MAC. Oh, billows and billows.

      NELLIE. Well, that will do you good…

      YOUNG MAC. To be stuck in the Royal Rifle Corps, and in Southend-on-Sea! It’s too bloody shaming.

      NELLIE. You’ve been ill, Harold.

      YOUNG MAC. The war to save civilisation breaks out and I get appendicitis! And put in a training battalion, where the only dangerous thing is a portion of fish and chips! Somehow, one way or another, I’ve just got to try to get shot.

      NELLIE. No, Harold.

      YOUNG MAC. Well, shot at. You do want me to fight, don’t you?

      NELLIE. Of course I want you to fight! But I also think of what it means.

      YOUNG MAC. It means glory.

      NELLIE. Or vanity.

      YOUNG MAC. Not… not… not if it’s glory in the eye of God.

      She sighs.

      NELLIE. Oh, Harold, you can be so serious, sometimes it makes my skin crawl.

      YOUNG MAC. Oh. Very sorry.

      NELLIE. It’s just that when you were a boy I wish you had… sometimes, you know, done things with frogs.

      YOUNG MAC. What things with frogs? Pulled their legs off?

      NELLIE. Well, yes.

      YOUNG MAC. Amazing the ways one can disappoint one’s mother.

      NELLIE. If you ever really disappointed me, Harold, you’d know it.

      YOUNG MAC. Yes. I think I would.

      They laugh. They kiss cheeks.

      NELLIE. I’ve done a thing.

      YOUNG MAC. What thing?

      NELLIE. Don’t go cranky on me.

      YOUNG MAC. What have you done?

      NELLIE. Cranky, serious on me.

      YOUNG MAC. Mummy… what?

      NELLIE. I have, how to say this… I have prostituted my position in English society on your behalf. Well, at least, cashed my position in. I’ve got you a commission in the Grenadier Guards.

      A beat.

      YOUNG MAC. That’s a shocking thing to do.

      NELLIE. I know.

      SMITHSON, a servant, is approaching. With great respect he carries before him, on a hanger, the uniform of a Captain of the Grenadier Guards.

      YOUNG MAC. Privilege of the worst kind.

      NELLIE. I know.

      YOUNG MAC. Really shocking!

      NELLIE. Yes.

      YOUNG MAC. And absolutely, tremendously wonderful.

      NELLIE is delighted.

      He sees SMITHSON with the uniform.

      Oh, Smithson, I say.

      A nod from NELLIE to SMITHSON.

      SMITHSON. Perhaps, sir, you would like to change into the uniform of an officer and a gentleman?

      NELLIE turns her back on them. YOUNG MAC, with SMITHSON’s help, begins to change into the uniform.

      YOUNG MAC. The only privilege I’m taking is, I suppose, to get myself killed or wounded as soon as possible.

      NELLIE. One thing I want you to promise: you won’t see Ronald Knox before you go.

      MACMILLAN. Never leaves you, that nursery taste in the mouth. The

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