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    Are You Kidding Me?
    Are You Kidding Me?
    Are You Kidding Me?
    Ebook121 pages46 minutes

    Are You Kidding Me?

    By Jon Coley

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    About this ebook

    Do you like to laugh?

     

    How about giggle?


    cackle?

     

    Well, this book has a slew of jokes, puns, and riddles that are bound to give you a chuckle or two.
    Maybe even a full on gaffaw!

    If it doesn't, don't worry. I won't tell anybody. 

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherJon Coley
    Release dateJun 8, 2023
    ISBN9798223465980
    Are You Kidding Me?
    Author

    Jon Coley

    Jon Coley lives in Georgia with his wife, daughters, an orange cat, an eccentric husky, and an overly affectionate a Great Dane. He has been a school teacher for more than twenty-five years. That's probably what's wrong with him..

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      Book preview

      Are You Kidding Me? - Jon Coley

      Before you begin, the way this book is organized may be a little confusing. It was originally three different joke books that have now been put together. I didn’t want to get rid of the original chapter headings because some of them were jokes too. I just want to make you laugh, not confuse you. After all, that’s what parents and teachers are for.

      Chapter One

      In which battles are waged against an octopus and a cardiologist.

      What’s an octopus’ favorite self defense move?

      The sucker punch.

      What’s bubbly and smells like fish?

      Shark farts.

      How did the octopus know he took a wrong turn?

      It ended up on squid row.

      Why did the two by four cutoff have to leave the construction site?

      Because it was a little board.

      If you’re thinking you’re going to throw up, just breathe slowly and think about eating sour cream and cat hair. You won’t be thinking about much else after that.

      Would it be a good idea to take a vacation sometime between April and June?

      Maybe.

      Why do teachers love apples?

      You’ve got to have some kind of ammo when it all goes down.

      Why was the little boy afraid to go to the bathroom?

      He just didn’t have it in him.

      Why is the winged lizard going so slow?

      I don’t know. He’s just a dragon today.

      Poodle to Pug:

      Your breed is so wrinkly.

      Pug to Poodle:

      Your breed sounds like it’s named after a fart.

      What’s the difference between homework and farting?

      Everybody farts.

      The water and ice dispenser is basically the way your freezer goes to the bathroom. Drink up,  buttercup!

      Your dreams are important, that’s why you should stay in bed longer.

      Do you have psychic abilities?

      No, just not intuit.

      ––––––––

      Walking around the house with the lights off is dangerous.

      There could be a counter strike.

      Maybe I should buy a hyperbaric chamber.

      I’ve always thought better under pressure.

      I enjoy listening to the radio with frequency.

      I got into an argument with a seismologist, but I knew I was on shaky ground.

      It’s wise to avoid fighting a cosmetologist, because you’ll always come out looking bad.

      A friend of mine is an entomologist. Sometimes he really bugs me.

      I stayed at a hotel during an entomologist convention. Didn’t speak a word the whole time I was there, because I knew the place was bugged.

      How many entomologists does it take to change a light bulb?

      Just one if there’s nobody there to bug him.

      I was going to tell off my cardiologist, but I didn’t have the heart.

      Why are they called eagles?

      If they swam, they’d be called sea gulls. If they barked, they’d be called beagles.

      A friend of mine is a philatelist. He really sticks to what he loves.

      A friend of mine is a futurist. I plan to meet her later.

      A friend of mine is an optometrist. I always keep my eyes out for him.

      What’s invisible and smells like oysters?

      Otter farts.

      Everybody wants to fly like Superman until they have to pick the bugs out of their teeth.

      All of you who dislike your legs or think they’re ugly, have you ever stopped to consider that you’re always looking down on them?

      What did the out of breath Aussie say when he saw a dingo chasing a little kangaroo?

      Wallaby dog gone!

      How many Aussies does it take to change a light bulb?

      Just one, but he has to turn it in the opposite direction.

      Parent: Do you think money grows on trees?

      Kid: Somebody hasn’t checked lumber prices lately.

      What always has a point no matter how much you argue?

      A porcupine.

      Never argue with a puffer fish.

      They’ll just blow up in your face.

      This check engine light of mine, I’m gonna let it shine. Let it shine, let

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