Queen of King Street
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The Royal Family must learn to live like common people in this hilarious Barrington Stoke debut from the author of The Accidental Prime Minister.
Unlucky Bertie has only gone and gambled away the entire family fortune.
It's the last in a long line of disasters, and nobody is going to save the Montgomery family this time. But this is no ordinary family – this is the royal family, and Bertie is the Queen's brother. So it's goodbye to the palace and hello to a little house on King Street for these royals.
Who knew getting jobs and fitting in with the neighbours could be so hard? It's time to sink or swim!
Particularly suitable for readers aged 9+ with a reading age of 8.
Tom McLaughlin
Tom McLaughlin is an author and illustrator. He works primarily in publishing and animation design. He has worked with Honeycomb Animation, Red Kite Animation, Adastra, Nick Toons, HiT Entertainment and Cartoon Network. He lives in Devon with his wife and two children and can often be found drinking tea. http://www.tommclaughlin.co.uk/
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Queen of King Street - Tom McLaughlin
CHAPTER 1
Ribena on the Rocks
Bertie picked up his glass and looked at the playing cards in his hand. He swirled the drink round. The ice clinking together was the only sound in the room before he took a gulp and held the glass up to his head so that the ice from his favourite cocktail would cool his thoughts.
Bertie scanned the room. It was dark and thick layers of cigar smoke twisted in mid-air, churned out by fellow members of the Empire Club. This was the place where great men with too much time on their hands and too much money in their bank accounts hung out. They talked about the good old days as they dreamed up new and interesting ways to take money off each other.
Another Ribena on the rocks with a twist. In fact, make it a double,
Bertie said, and handed his glass to a waiter. Bertie scanned his cards again and looked at the table, where a pile of money sat just begging to be won at the end of another tense game of cards.
Oh, do hurry up, Bertie,
one of the other players said. Some of us have dinner plans, you know!
Don’t listen to him, Bertie, you keep playing!
Ginger snapped. He was the third player at the table and Bertie’s oldest school pal. I’ve got my eye on a Bentley, and your winnings would come in handy.
Bertie’s nickname was Unlucky
. Unlucky Bertie
everyone called him at the Empire Club, because of his amazing losing streak. Not once in all his 57 years on the planet had Bertie ever won anything. Not a game of rugby, not a game of I spy, KerPlunk, polo, badminton – not a bean. And every time he lost, there was always a cry of, Oh, unlucky, Bertie …!
So that’s how his nickname began.
You might think that someone who lost as often in life as Bertie wouldn’t have any friends, or any money for that matter. But there was one thing that Bertie had going for him: he was a blue-blooded royal – Prince Bertrand Montgomery, Duke of Scotland, to give him his full name. And his older sister – well, she was the queen of England.
Yes, that’s right, even in the great game of life Bertie had come second. While his sister got to wear a crown and have people bow to her, Bertie had to make do with spending his time losing at cards and trying to stay out of trouble. So far it wasn’t going well.
But maybe, just maybe, Bertie’s luck was about to change.
He looked at his cards once again.
OK, OK, I’ll bet the lot!
Bertie said. Suddenly he just knew he had to win. Surely, surely, this time his luck would change. I’ll go all in!
There were gasps from everyone around him.
HOW ALL IN?
Ginger barked back.
I’ll throw in the Rolls-Royce!
Bertie said, frisbee-ing the keys across the table.
I’ll bet my country mansion!
Ginger said, getting caught up in it all.
Which one?
"The one in