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“Getting chatted up by the locals is something every girl has to put up with when they’re away. Obviously, it’s awkward if I’m there with you. The best way to handle it is to give the guy a talking to, without being violent. If he isn’t listening you

“One of sour, two of sweet, three of strong, four of weak.” As memorable rhymes go, this one doesn’t really have the sticking power of, say, the Um Bongo advert. But these 12 words hold the key to opening up your summer to unbelievable levels of incr

It was time again to cast off the shackles of the cocktail shaker, time to say “YES!” to the jigger, to the stirring, to the mastering, and time to rise up to the challenge and declare the king of bartending skills in the 2019 Monkey Shoulder Ultimat

PREP TIME: 5MIN COOKING TIME: 10MIN SERVINGS: 4-6 1 tbsp olive oil1 large red salad onion diced600g chicken fillets tenderised1/2tsp salt1/4 tsp ground black pepper1 heaped tbsp onion flakes1 tsp mustard seeds1 heaped tsp mustard powder1/2 tsp on

“Winners never quit and quitters never win”. These are words that one of South Africa’s top Motocross riders Anthony Raynard, lives by, and the reason why he is making big strides in this adrenalin-fuelled sport. The rush in motocross is mostly aroun

This print will help you remember the good times, when Nic Cage was at his crazy best, and before Ghost Rider 2 ruined everything. Guns and aliens and weed and unicorns and last month’s cover model/Spring Breakers star Ashley Benson in a bikini? It’

There’s precisely 65 billion reasons why you shouldn’t buy that delicious pair of trainers you’ve been lusting after all month. “I’ve got bills to pay” and “I need to eat”, for example. But we’ve got a reason for why you should, which totally trumps

Picture in your mind what a theoretical physicist should look like. You may not know it, but you’re probably imagining Professor John Ellis. In the same way you would expect a 1980s hair-metal guitarist to be all tattoos and perm, a butcher to have a

There’s a kind of restlessness that propels people who have achieved any modicum of success. What tends to separate the person on stage and the person in the waiting room with the audition script is a degree of tenacity and a blissful unease. We all

Tell us something interesting about yourself people would not ordinarily know about you. I didn’t have my first boyfriend until college and had to always ask guys from different schools to high school dances. Was definitely a late bloomer to say the

Two people is always more sensible than one. All my unsuccessful expeditions have been when I’ve been by myself. In my day we had no GPS. Nowadays you have satellite phones in the North Pole and you can speak to people while you’re drinking your cof

> No saying, “Put another shrimp on the barbie”. Even if you have shrimp. > Cater to vegetarians by buying some halloumi but tell them they are on their own when it comes to cooking it. > Don’t wrap a banana in tinfoil and cook it. It doesn’t taste

Getting wrongly arrested in the UK must be horrible; I wouldn’t know. But I can tell you that getting banged up in a foreign country is terrifying. It happened to me twice – once in Cape Verde, off the coast of West Africa, and again in the Republic

I remember seeing him. A man, alone on Waterloo Bridge, standing on the wrong side of the railings, swaying. He wasn’t speaking English and didn’t look like he was in a good way. You could tell he was drunk. If you’re watching something like that fo

We had only been in the air for two minutes when we heard a massive bang. I looked along the aisle through the cockpit window just as the view of cloudy sky turned to sea. We were going down. When your plane is about to crash, all you can do is brac

How old are you? Are you under 25? Well, you’re still at the age where you can go to the barber and say, “One trendy haircut, please, sir! One haircut that is terrible, but of its time!”. He’ll start dying your fringe blonde or shaving one side verti

I wanted to be a journalist in my teens. I dreamed of doing music reviews for Q Magazine, but I realised I was a dreadful writer. So I decided to be a film director instead. I was a passionate prankster as a kid. I went through a long phase of hidin

Andy Torbet has huge balls, and we’re not talking about his actual testicles – (these may be abnormally sized but, frankly, that’s none of our business). We’re referring metaphorically to the fearless feats he takes on and conquers by way of a day jo

Can you tell our readers about yourself? Where did you grow up? I’m Nikki! I grew up in the Midwest, in a small town outside of Chicago. I am one of three sisters and grew up with lots of pets. To this day I’m close with my sisters and still love an

My role is to protect the leader. Keep him out of trouble, out of the wind. You don’t want him to end up at the back of the peloton, so you try to keep him at the front and shelter him from the wind. I’m an all rounder, although I’m definitely more

“Aren’t you that other guy from The Darkness?” I can’t count the amount of times I’ve heard that in my life. I just tell them to go fucking Google it if they want to know my name. That kind of thing just makes me laugh. I’ve never felt a need to be